Sun and Moon Are Wrong: Traveling Through Time from Under One Person

[Brain storage.]

[A Nirvana corpse opened his head and looked inside, only to find that there was nothing inside, and walked away disappointed.]

In 1894, in Dayan Kingdom, there was a wealthy family in Mengjia Town.

"Woo wah wah wah" accompanied by a loud cry, a big fat boy was born.

"Congratulations, sir, it's a boy!" the midwife shouted outside the door.

Great! My Meng family finally has a successor, hahaha. Oh, this child is so ugly!

Mr. Meng was just about to hug his newborn baby, but he pulled his hand back after seeing the baby's twisted appearance and his body covered with urine and meconium.

"Snap!" A crisp sound came from Master Meng's face.

"Mom, why did you hit me?"

The master said to the hunchbacked old woman beside him in a wronged manner.

"I told you to say my grandson is ugly! You know nothing! The child has not grown up yet. When you were born, you looked like a donkey's egg. When I saw you, I almost threw you out. My grandson looks like a donkey's egg, which is already very beautiful."

After teaching Mr. Meng a lesson, Mrs. Meng quickly took the baby from the midwife and held it in her arms, her face full of doting.

"Wa wah wah!" The baby was held by the old woman and howled again, as if he wanted to express something.

The old woman's face became even kinder. This child cried so loudly when he was just born. It seemed that he would learn to speak soon. He was worthy of being her grandson.

Awesome!

But what the old woman didn't know was that the best was yet to come. The baby could now speak, but they couldn't understand what the baby meant.

Let’s talk about the baby at this time.

"Oh my god, what is this for? Is this still Blue Star? Who is this old lady in front of me?" Baby language.

"Ah! Don't kiss me with your stinky yellow teeth! They stink. You probably ate leeks this morning without brushing your teeth. And you're still kissing me!" Baby language.

Yes, the baby is a time traveler. Before he traveled through time, he was being scolded by his mother for oversleeping and missing a blind date, and then he closed his eyes and arrived here.

As for the reason for oversleeping, it was because he stayed up late after get off work last night to watch the national comics "Under One Person" by Mi Er Da Da and "Sun and Moon Are the Same" by Di Nian Miao Da Da, and as a result, he overslept.

"Oh my god, have I traveled through time? I've become a baby?" Baby talk.

"Hey! Auntie, where are we? Are we still in China? Who are you, Mr. Deng over there?" Baby talk.

In the eyes of Old Madam Meng and Old Master Meng, the newborn baby in front of them kept crying and never stopped.

After the initial excitement of having a son, Mr. Meng just felt that the child was noisy.

"My last name is Meng, and my wife's last name is Ning. From now on, we will call this child Meng Ning. We gave him this name in the hope that he will be stable and peaceful in the future."

Just like that, I, Meng Ning, had my own name in this world.

When I was one and a half years old and just learned to speak, I didn't call my parents or any other close people by their names.

Instead, he said something in front of his grandmother that made others confused.

"My old swan, where is the time traveler gift pack? Where is my system? There is nothing here."

Mrs. Meng only understood the word "goose" and thought her child was greedy, so she stewed the big white goose that she had raised for a long time.

Before I was three years old, my mind was always sometimes clear and sometimes confused, and my memory was also intermittent. But one time when I looked in the mirror and saw my twisted face, I gave myself an important task.

If you want to find a wife, you have to start training her from childhood.

There was no way, my appearance was too horrible. It was already to the point where there was no chance of being liked by girls of the same age when I grew up.

In order to not return to single life again when I grow up, I can only train my wife from childhood.

If we can't compete with looks, we can still compete with feelings after all.

My family was well off. My father, Meng An, was a rare intellectual in Mengjia Town, a teacher at a school. My mother, Ning Die, was the only daughter of the owner of a pawnshop in the town.

Thanks to my grandfather, I had a lot of pocket money, and my childhood was relatively happy in this chaotic world.

There is also enough money to support my childhood sweetheart training program.

So, when I was four years old, I entered my father's school with the reason of inheriting the unique knowledge of the sages, establishing my mission for the people, and bringing peace to the world for all generations.

Actually, my original intention was to cultivate some feelings with the girls in Huo Huo School.

When my father Meng An heard about my ambition, he patted my shoulders several times in excitement and even picked me up and spun me around. We also drank a few glasses of wine in the evening.

In my memory, he always disliked me because I was ugly and didn't look like him. He rarely treated me well. This was the first time I saw him so happy.

As a result, when I entered school, I used the pocket money my grandfather gave me to buy snacks for the girls in my class. I was determined to win them all.

My plan is simple, it is better to cultivate a group than to cultivate one. Can't eggs be placed in one cage? After all.

When my father Meng An found out, he beat me up several times. But I did well in my studies thanks to my knowledge from my previous life. In the end, he was reluctant to kick me out of school.

After all, he is our own son!

Well, the plan went very smoothly. In just three years, I was able to get married to several girls.

They all agreed that they would marry me when they grow up!

Very good, I thought to myself, although I don’t look good, I have a rich family and I have some talent.

As the saying goes, men rely on talent, women rely on beauty. Even if most of my childhood sweethearts wake up in the future, they will refuse to fulfill the engagement we made when we were young because of my ugly appearance.

There will always be a few people left who still care about the relationship.

Unfortunately, man proposes, God disposes. I didn’t expect that one of my childhood sweethearts would be so sentimental.

I thought that even after I died I would come to me to fulfill our engagement.

When I was 7 years old, one of my childhood sweethearts, Wang Lele, the youngest daughter of Uncle Wang, a tailor, accidentally drowned while playing in the river.

When Wang Lele was buried, I lay on her small coffin and cried bitterly, crying for the death of a young girl in her prime and the fickleness of fate.

I also cried for all the emotional, financial and time investments I had made in my early years, which were all lost in an accident.

"Wow, Lele. My best friend, you said you would marry me when you grow up. Damn God."

"Wow, if there is a next life, you still remember me, and I still remember you. You are unmarried, and I am unmarried. We must become husband and wife..."

"Wow, I must continue the relationship that has not been continued in this life!!"

After crying, I went back to sleep. After all, he was a child, and crying was too exhausting.

But in the next few days, strange things happened frequently in the small town of Mengjia at night.

It wasn't that the old yellow dog of Widow Li's house on East Street was sucked dry by an unknown creature, or that the young sheep of Old Man Zhang's house on West Street cried miserably at night and was found with only half of its body left in the pen.

Yesterday, someone died! Uncle Zhao, the night watchman, was found dead at home the next day.

Normally, in such a chaotic situation, the death of one or two people would not be a big deal. But Uncle Zhao's death was really strange. His entire body was drained of blood, his face was pale and sallow, and there were two bloody holes on his neck.

When Mr. Wu, who was engraving tombstones for people in the coffin shop, saw how Uncle Zhao died, he blurted out three words.

"There's a plague of corpses. There's a plague of corpses. Go and ask for help from Old Master Ma Chao of Ma Village."

So my father Meng An, as one of the ten outstanding young people in Mengjia Town, set off to Majia Village to invite Old Master Ma Chaoma.

It was said that the fastest round trip would take a day and a night. Before leaving, he told me and my mother to lock the doors and windows at night and not to open the door if there was any noise outside. My mother also went to my grandfather and got a Guanyin jade pendant from the pawnshop for me to wear to ward off evil spirits.

Humph! It's all feudal superstition. There are no demons or ghosts! There must be some villains taking advantage of the situation and playing tricks. That's what I thought during the day.

Until the night, I slept soundly, and I was still dreaming of growing up and marrying many wives at the same time.

Someone knocked stealthily on my window and woke me up.

I looked at the shadow reflected outside the window through the moonlight, and it was a little girl.

Hehe...could it be that one of my childhood sweethearts is scared and doesn’t dare to sleep alone, so she comes to find me?

Or maybe you want to meet me privately under the moon when everyone is afraid to go out at night?

"Yes, is it Brother Meng Ning?" While I was fantasizing, the figure outside the window asked timidly with a crisp voice. It was a little girl.

"Yes, it's me, I'm Meng Ning. Do you miss me so much? Who are you? Why do you stay up late at night to come and see me secretly?" I was a little excited.

"That's great, it's really Brother Meng Ning. Brother, can you open the door for me? I miss you so much, I want to hug you and marry you. But there are two big men at your door stopping me and not letting me in." The little girl said crisply.

Strong men? I was a little surprised. When did two strong men appear at my door? What nonsense is Xiao Qingmei talking about? She must have been scared silly.

"Don't worry, I'll open the door for you right away, but you have to let me guess your name first. If you guess it right, I'll open the door for you." I suddenly had an idea for a prank and wanted to scare the little girl outside the window more.

Who knows, when I open the door later, the little girl might hug me in fear. Hahahaha!

"Are you Huanhuan? Cuicui? Honghong? Huahua? Or Juanjuan!" I asked.

"Hateful~~No, it's just that Brother Meng Ning is bad. I'm Lele." The little girl outside the door replied coquettishly.

"Oh! It's Lele. I'll open the door for you right now. Come in quickly and let me kiss you." I was still sleepy and my mind was a little fuzzy in the middle of the night, so I answered subconsciously.

Suddenly a cold wind blew, which made me a little more sober.

I remembered one thing: none of my childhood sweethearts have the same name as the others, and I only know one named Lele.

Lele had drowned in the river a few days ago. I personally attended her funeral and cried on the coffin where her body was placed.

Although it was summer, my brain instantly felt like it had been frozen in ice water. A chill swept through my body and I began to tremble involuntarily.

I felt cold all over. Through the moonlight, I saw the shadows of people outside the window reflected in the house.

It was the silhouette of a little girl, but four sharp fangs had grown out of the shadow's mouth at some point.