Time Travel: My Lord, Your Missing Fiancee Is Back
Chapter 82: Prince Zhulong
Jiang Heng smiled wryly, "Are you afraid?"
Wang Ran pursed her lips and smiled, "Master Zhulong is right. I am not afraid. But I will also encounter some pressure."
Jiang Heng took out an uncut spiritual stone and said, "Here is about one thousand yuan. President Wang, you decide!"
She paused, in case Jingzhou College used the same trick to counterattack and investigate the source of her spirit stones, "I'll give you a secret bag. You open it in three days!"
After thinking for a while, he took out another uncut spiritual stone and said, "This will be the payment and expenses for the matter in three days."
Wang Ran suppressed the joy in his heart and said, "In this way, I will definitely help Master Zhulong to get everything done properly!"
"By the way, what's the situation in Weizhou now?"
"What do you mean, Master Zhulong?"
"There was news earlier that the half-step saint of the Zhou family failed to survive and died. I want to know what happened next."
Wang Ran turned around and took a roll of information from the antique shelf. "The latest news about Weizhou is all here," he handed it to Jiang Heng. "The small roll inside is top secret!"
Jiang Heng opened it, read it quickly, nodded, gave it back to Wang Ran, and took out a large piece of spiritual stone, "Thank you!"
Wang Ran suppressed the upturned corners of his mouth, "Mr. Zhulong, you are too polite."
Without the dog-skin plasters and ox-stick candies, Jiang Heng happily went shopping until dark, buying all kinds of soft and delicate fabrics, planning to make his own underwear.
You know, if you slide in neutral, your pants will get stuck in the buttocks and rub against the crotch, which is very uncomfortable.
During this period, if it weren't for the adult diapers shared by her senior sister, she would not have been able to hold on.
Unfortunately, the weather is getting hotter and hotter, and the adult diapers are almost running out!
If the dog-skin plaster and the ox-stick candy don't leave, she will prepare to kick them out!
Meimei ordered a bowl of noodles on the roadside...
Crocodile Plus sent a message: "Xiaopang, there's me too! You forgot to order for me!"
Jiang Heng then noticed Crocodile Plus, whose presence had been very low since Dog Skin Plaster and Niupitang left. "Boss, another bowl of chicken drumstick noodles, a super large portion!"
Crocodile Plus lay on half of the table, "Xiaopang, you have a grand name like Master Zhulong, can you change my name? A nickname is fine. Otherwise, you can call me Crocodile Dragon..."
"Okay. Pig-dragon."
Crocodile Plus: "..." I always feel that this is not a good thing to say! But it is not wrong!
"Can you change one?"
"What about Pig Dragon?" Jiang Heng took the chopsticks from the chopstick cage. "In my hometown, there is a Pig Man who is very powerful. He is good at investigating cases and solving various emergencies. He is well received by the people. How about calling him Pig Man?"
Crocodile Plus stared at Jiang Heng, who had been in high spirits since Shen Hongxuan and the others left. It always felt that it was being pranked, but it could not find any evidence.
"Your name is Zhulong and my name is Zhuzhulong. Isn't that a bad idea?"
"So you'll be called Master Zhulong from now on? My name is Zhuzhulong. Anyway, I'm a descendant of the dragon, and Zhuzhulong is also a dragon, so there's not much difference. Besides, in my hometown, pigs and dragons are both widely loved by the people. A name is just a code name, what do you think?"
Crocodile Plus wanted to agree at first, but when he saw Jiang Heng's upturned mouth corners and the playful smile in his eyes, which he couldn't stop eating, he suddenly felt that this was definitely not a good thing to say.
He snorted, "No."
"Sir, your face is here."
Jiang Heng helped to arrange the noodles for Crocodile Plus, "Listen, was that a pig's cry just now? It's nice to call it Pig Dragon."
The more this happened, the more Crocodile Plus felt that Jiang Heng was teasing him: "No." He also took a pair of chopsticks and imitated Jiang Heng, picking up the noodles to cool, putting them in the bowl, and then picking up another chopstick...
"Hey Fatty, your pet is such a waste. Your arms are too short, and you can't even feed it into its mouth. Are you going to feed this useless thing noodles yourself? Haha."
Jiang Heng rolled his eyes at the man and said, "When it cools down, it will be eaten in one gulp. You don't need to worry about it."
"Ohhhh, so that's how it is. It seems your useless pet is quite smart?!"
Jiang Heng: "..." As if he was scolded! "Brother, you always pay attention to other people's bowls, but the mutton in your own bowl was taken away by a dog!"
The man looked back and saw a stray dog holding a mouthful of noodles. When he looked over, it stood there alertly, its eyes rolling around, and it was obviously very nervous. He was about to get up to catch the dog, but the dog suddenly reacted and turned around and ran away...
The man was so angry that he picked up a bowl and hit the dog...
The other people eating noodles all advised, "You are an adult, but you are still arguing with a dog. Look, you didn't eat much noodles. If you want to pay, you have to compensate for the bowl..."
The man glared at Jiang Heng and his gaze instantly moved to Crocodile Plus's face!
Crocodile Plus didn't care that the noodles were still hot and ate them directly. The hot noodles cooled down in the mouth tube and were no longer so hot when they reached the throat!
Unexpectedly, the man picked up the chopsticks and started stirring the Crocodile Plus bowl. When he lifted it up again, the remaining half bowl of noodles was clumped on his chopsticks, with only a few noodles left in the bowl!
The man glared at Crocodile Plus with pride, tilted his neck, and started eating. If he couldn't finish it in one bite, he would take two or three bites...
Everyone was stunned!
In this day and age, there are people who actually compete with losers for food, and are so proud of themselves when they win?
Crocodile Plus opened his mouth and was about to bite the man, but was kicked away by the man!
Crocodile Plus crawled to Jiang Heng's feet aggrievedly, whimpering and complaining, his big black and bright eyes were wet, and he was about to cry T﹏T
Jiang Heng ordered another bowl for Crocodile Plus. Then, he looked at the man and sent a message:
"Just now, when I was wiping the crocodile's mouth, I used the wrong handkerchief. I used the handkerchief to wipe the crocodile's butt. My dear brother, you won't mind that there is crocodile's poop in the noodles, right?"
The man spat out the noodles in his mouth with a wow sound, and made a dry heave sound in his throat. He pointed at Jiang Heng and said, "You, you..."
The other people eating noodles couldn't stand it, "I'm telling you, this alligator finally found an owner, and you're bullying it, bullying its owner? Did they provoke you? They didn't bother with you, but you're taking advantage of them?"
"You think the noodles taste bad? You're still trying to grab them even though they taste bad? Are you still a human being? You're really disgusting! Hurry up and get out of here!"
"Wait a minute, he hasn't paid for the noodles yet, and he ate half of the bowl of crocodile, so he should pay for half of the noodles, right?"
The man felt disgusted and angry. Seeing that everyone was blaming him, he glared at Jiang Heng angrily, threw down a few coins, and left.
The honest and burly boss chased after him and said, "Wait a minute, there's money for the bowls, sir. You broke a bowl, ten cents. We are a small business and can't afford such trouble..."
The man reluctantly took out a few copper coins and threw them over, then walked away.
The boss picked up the coins, counted them, smiled bitterly and shook his head, "I lost the money for a bowl of noodles..."
After finding an inn nearby, Jiang Heng planned to stay up all night and poured all the delicate and soft fabrics he had bought onto the bed.
Looking at the jewelry box with a flower growing on the corner and the soul-nourishing bead rolling out, I was stunned!
"What's wrong, Fatty?"
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