You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together
Chapter 93: Go Away, Monsters and Ghosts
"You are not my sister. My sister would not look at me with such vicious eyes."
Jiang Si's loud shout shocked everyone. Jiang Lan, who fell to the ground, silently pushed the knife back into her sleeve.
"I know, my sister must be possessed by a ghost. Where did you come from? Get out of my sister's body. Give me back my kind, lovely, gentle, caring, generous, beautiful and bright sister who is like a little flower that grows tenaciously in a cesspool."
Ugh~
After saying this, Jiang Si almost couldn't help herself.
What a great way of learning and applying what you have learned. What trick has my wife come up with to play a prank on me?
Fan Tong thought to himself and was a little excited.
Qian Hongxuan, who was standing next to Jiang Si, was dumbfounded at the moment. He stared at Jiang Si blankly. He felt that the person in front of him was possessed by a ghost.
Is this still the gentle and lovely person I love who never speaks loudly?
"Husband, do you still remember how to treat someone who is possessed by a ghost?"
Jiang Si clenched her fists tightly and hinted wildly at Fan Tong.
Fan Tong understood immediately, and without waiting for his answer, he just waved his hand and a black figure rushed up.
"I know, if the ghost is possessed, just beat him out!"
Zhang Xiaoxi kicked Jiang Lan on the back. The defenseless Jiang Lan fell forward and her forehead hit the ground.
This was a very serious blow. A big bump quickly appeared on Jiang Lan's forehead, but the skin there was not red or swollen. Instead, it was as white as her complexion.
Before she could react, a foot stretched out from the front and kicked her directly in the face.
"Go away, monsters! Go away, monsters! Give my sister back to me."
Jiang Si cursed and kicked Jiang Lan, and she didn't hit any other parts of her body, but only her face.
Hiss~ My sister-in-law is quite cruel. People say that you shouldn't hit people in the face, but she is different. She always hits people in the face.
Zhang Xiaoxi grimaced as he watched, he felt sorry for Jiang Lan.
However, even though he felt distressed, he did not hold back his strength at all and kicked Jiang Lan's butt with his big feet.
"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, the Nine-Bend Star Lord, the Bodhisattva Guanyin, please come down to earth quickly, slay the demons and defend the righteous path!"
The siege from the front and back was still going on, and another figure rushed out from the left and started kicking Jiang Lan's legs wildly.
"Ah, Balala, the little demon fairy and the armored warriors merge together to drive away the monster."
As the three were kicking, another person rushed out from the right, and on the way he pushed away Qian Hongxuan, who was completely stunned, standing aside.
"So you like this?"
Jiang Si and the other two all looked up at Xie Hulu, who usually couldn't even fart for a long time. They couldn't believe that this guy, who looked like a decent human, actually liked to watch Balala the Fairies?
The temperature on Xie Yuan's face rose and gradually turned red. He did not look up at these people, but just put force on his feet.
Jiang Lan was lying on the ground, and was beaten so badly that she didn't even have time to fight back. But this guy was also a ruthless person and didn't make a sound.
Que Feibai was watching this scene behind a few people. He wanted to join in, but he couldn't find a suitable place to kick, so he could only watch from the side.
"If there's a fire here, will this be like that classic movie?"
Zhang Xiaoxi's unintentional words drew Jiang Si's admiration. She took out a windproof lighter from the space, lit it and threw it down in one go without any hesitation.
The moment the flames ignited, several black lines suddenly emerged from Jiang Lan's waist and began to dance.
Seeing this scene, Fan Tong instantly jumped eight feet high, and the huge one hung directly on Jiang Si, "Wife, snake, there is a snake."
Jiang Si was a little surprised. Didn't their team have field training? Was he afraid of snakes?
At this moment, Fan Tong hugged Jiang Si tightly and buried his head in her neck, making it impossible to see his expression.
Jiang Si took out one hand and put it around Fan Tong's waist, then she held him and stepped back stiffly, cursing in her heart: You bastard, you're so heavy.
Compared to Fan Tong, Xie Yuan and Zhang Xiaoxi seemed much calmer when they saw this thing that spit out insects.
Xie Yuan was quick-witted and quick-handed. He grabbed the two snakes by their vital points with one hand each. The two snakes still had their mouths open, spitting out their tongues frantically.
Looking at Zhang Xiaoxi again, she pulled the snake's tail and spun it in circles, making the snake fly like a hemp rope reel. It was unclear whether this confusing operation was intended to stun herself or the snake.
Snake: Stop shaking, stop shaking. It’s really unlucky for me to meet you.
Without people kicking her around, Jiang Lan, lying on the ground, finally had a chance to catch her breath.
But before she could relax for long, a burning sensation on her back made her jump up suddenly. She had no choice but to take off her burning robe.
The moment the outer robe fell to the ground, exclamations were heard from the crowd.
"Why does this girl have so many scars on her body?"
Jiang Si pushed Fan Tong away and looked at the person opposite her. Looking at the scars all over his body, she could only use one word to describe it: shocking.
The man with Jiang Lan's face had all kinds of scars all over his body, including knife wounds and burns, and even some strange wounds.
"Why do those wounds look like animal bites?" Fan Tong suddenly blurted out this question.
Hearing the voice coming from the side, Jiang Si rolled her eyes at him, "What, you don't want to pretend anymore?"
Fan Tong smiled awkwardly, rubbed his head over like a pug, leaned on Jiang Si's shoulder, hugged her arm and shook her, "Who told that Qian to keep looking at you?"
Jiang Si followed Fan Tong's gaze and saw Qian Hongxuan's handsome face full of shock.
At this moment, he was staring at Jiang Lan, his eyes full of confusion.
Qian Hongxuan slowly raised his hand, pointed at the person opposite him and said, "No, you are not Jiang Lan, who are you?"
Hearing this, Jiang Si and Fan Tong looked at each other. They didn't know how he could tell, but it seemed that it was after Jiang Lan took off her clothes.
Could it be that he and Jiang Lan...
"Oh, I thought I was the best in the world at disguise, but I didn't expect that a scholar like you could see through it." The fake Jiang Lan said, looking up at Jiang Si, "When did you realize that I was not Jiang Lan?"
"I knew it was fake before I even saw you." Jiang Si shrugged and continued, "To the Jiang family, I am no different from a devil from hell. If she survived, there is no way she would come to find me. Besides, do you think that putting a dead person's skin on your face is a disguise?"
"First of all, Jiang Lan is not that tall. Secondly, your face is wrinkled. Anyone who can't see through your flawed disguise is a fool."
When they heard Jiang Si's words, the faces of the people watching the show nearby changed drastically.
Um, you are smart, you are capable, you are amazing, but can you please stop swearing?
"I didn't expect to meet an expert. Today is my bad luck as the evil doctor." After saying this, the fake Jiang Lan reached behind her waist. She searched for a long time before she remembered something. She glared angrily at the two people holding snakes, and then took off the whistle from her neck.
Unexpectedly, as soon as she put her mouth on it, her whole body fell upright.
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