You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together
Chapter 76: Throw it into the cesspool
The cold touch was tightly attached to Li Dachao's greasy face. Jiang Si's breathtakingly beautiful face was right in front of him, but Li Dachao had no intention of appreciating it at the moment, because he saw endless murderous intent in the beauty's cold eyes.
Li Dachao was extremely scared, but he also knew that if he didn't tell anyone, only his own life would be at stake, but if he gave up the man behind him, his entire family would be killed.
"Young Madam, everything I said just now is true."
Hearing this, Jiang Si didn't hesitate for a moment and cut Li Dachao's arm with a knife. A thumb-sized piece of flesh with skin fell to the ground, and blood covered the place where the flesh was originally.
Seeing this scene, the servants standing outside the door who had rushed in from other courtyards to put out the fire were trembling with fear.
"Hiss~ Boss, your wife is a ruthless person. She is so clean and efficient. I am ashamed of myself as she is." Xie Yuan leaned close to Fan Tong and muttered softly.
Before Fan Tong could respond, a familiar voice rang out from the other side, "Son, your wife is just as ruthless as your mother. Daddy will teach you that if she hits you in the future, no matter what the reason is, you should admit your fault immediately. Even if you can't calm down, you can get fewer beatings. This trick works every time. Daddy has experience."
"It sounds like you got beaten by my mother a lot. Why, is my mother so fierce?" Seeing his father seriously imparting his experience, Fan Tong suddenly became interested and started gossiping about his father.
"Hey, what are you talking about? Your mother is not fierce at all. When other people beat me, they want to kill me. Your mother beats me to teach me a lesson." When Father Fan talked about his original wife, his face was shaking with smiles, like a child who had been given candy.
"Wow, with such awareness, no wonder you can marry so many wives." Xie Yuan, who was standing next to Fan Tong, couldn't help but tease.
Fan Zhirong looked at him immediately. When did his son become so familiar with this servant? He wanted to ask just now, but he never got the chance.
Seeing his father staring at Xie Yuan, Fan Tong quickly said, "Yes, I understand. My mother is gentle. Beating is love and scolding is care!"
"That's a good point. I hope you understand. Your mother beats me because she loves me."
Hearing this, Fan Tong pulled Xie Yuan away from his father. This cheap father who looked so serious, could it be that he had some special hobbies?
"what!"
After Jiang Si cut him five times in a row, Li Dachao couldn't help but yell, "Madam, if you don't believe me, just beat me to death. What's the point of torturing me like this? I said there is nothing, and that means there is nothing."
"Actually, you acted very well. If it weren't for that cut, I wouldn't have thought of other things." After Jiang Si said this, she cut another knife on Li Dachao's body.
The bloody holes on his body made Li Dachao almost unconscious with pain, but he had no time to care about the pain at the moment and looked at Jiang Si vigilantly.
"Who do you belong to?"
Jiang Si put away the knife and stood up. This man's identity was not simple. Even if she cut off all the flesh from his body, she would not be able to get anything out of him if he didn't want to say anything.
"Dry Soul Valley?"
Li Dachao looked calm and lowered his head, "I don't understand what the young lady is talking about."
"What do you mean, he was a secret agent planted by someone?"
Hearing the words "Kuhun Valley", Fan Zhirong no longer had the heart to joke with his son. He immediately walked forward and looked fiercely at Li Dachao who was kneeling on the ground.
"If he was just an ordinary steward, he would have cried out when I made the first move."
After Jiang Si said this, not only did everyone understand, but Li Dachao also laughed at himself. He finally understood where his flaw was.
Although he lowered his head, this smile did not escape Jiang Si's eyes. Now, she has confirmed her guess.
"Wife, do you want to give him truth serum?" Fan Tong realized the seriousness of the matter and immediately came to his wife, ready to take out the truth serum from the armory.
"No, there's no need to use truth serum. This guy is from the Valley of Withered Souls. Based on the current situation, we can't just attack him to get revenge. His purpose in burning the house is to destroy something, to prove that the thing can't be taken away easily, it can only be destroyed. I guess the problem is probably with the furniture."
Jiang Si looked at the house that had been burned to charcoal. He was afraid that even if there was any problem, it would be difficult to find out. Since he was sent out to do this, it proved that they had abandoned him. Even if he found out anything, it would be useless information.
When Fan Tong heard this, he thought it made sense, so he nodded and said, "Wife, how do we deal with this person?"
"What to do with it? Of course, kill it. Otherwise, you are planning to keep it until the New Year and then kill it!"
As Jiang Si spoke, he caught a glimpse of Xie Yuan beside him. "If I remember correctly, this guy seems to be a blaster, right?"
Hearing the word "Demoman", Xie Yuan's eyes widened and he looked at Jiang Si in disbelief. What did she just say?
She also traveled through time? And she recognized me? Could she be one of the team members?
Which kid is so unfortunate that he actually became the boss's wife?
"Yes, that's right." Fan Tong nodded in response.
"How about asking him to build a big rocket to send this guy up into the sky?"
Under Xie Yuan's shocked gaze, Jiang Si expressed her thoughts.
"Ah? Why?" Fan Tong looked at his wife in confusion. Why did she send him to heaven?
Jiang Si rolled her eyes at Fan Tong and said, "Of course, it's to show those people in the Valley of Withered Souls what happens when they anger me!"
"Well, sending him to heaven is theoretically possible, but it would be a waste. If you just want to shock people, wouldn't it be more shocking to blow him to pieces?"
Xie Yuan felt a little sorry for the gunpowder and didn't want to waste time making a large-scale sky rocket.
"no!"
Fan Tong and Jiang Si both objected. If others knew that they had such a highly lethal weapon, wouldn't that be asking for trouble?
It’s okay for others, but how should the emperor deal with it?
You can't just get rid of him and become the emperor yourself!
That definitely won't work. They were exhausted enough in their previous lives, and in this life they just want to be two salted fish who eat and wait to die.
"This won't work, that won't work, so what do you want to do?" Xie Yuan was anxious, he really didn't want to use any large-scale sky rockets!
"Forget it, forget it. Just throw it into the pit and drown it."
Jiang Si had just finished speaking, and before Fan Tong and Xie Yuan could reply, Li Dachao, who was trapped on the ground next to him, suddenly spoke up, "No, no, no, don't throw me into the cesspool. I'll give you a piece of news in exchange for a quick death."
Just listening to their conversation, Li Dachao was already panicking like a dog. He knew very well what would happen to the people from the Valley of Withered Souls if they were caught. He was not afraid of death, but he could not die in humiliation!
Although Li Dachao is not a hero, he absolutely cannot accept being drowned in sewage.
When he thought about being thrown into the pit, he actually felt that the boy's suggestion to blow him to pieces was very good.
You'll Also Like
-
Douluo Continent: Me! Qiu'er's fiancé, may we have many children and much happiness.
Chapter 149 6 hours ago -
Douluo Sword Madman, Martial Soul King's Sword
Chapter 97 6 hours ago -
Douluo Continent: Reborn as Qian Xunji, Bibi Dong, what are you afraid of?
Chapter 113 6 hours ago -
Battle Through the Heavens: I am the Ancestor of Yunshan! May I have many children and much happines
Chapter 201 6 hours ago -
Douluo Continent: A Hundred Sons and Thousand Grandsons, Starting with Petting Cats - Zhu Zhuqing
Chapter 44 6 hours ago -
Ultraman: The Strongest Godzilla, King-like Skills at the Start
Chapter 309 6 hours ago -
You were made the villain, and you just happened to steal the female lead?
Chapter 93 6 hours ago -
Full-Time Magister: Starting from Mu Tingying's Annulment of the Engagement
Chapter 150 6 hours ago -
Full-Time Magister: My Master is the Demon Lord of Kunlun
Chapter 292 6 hours ago -
Genshin Impact: My days are numbered, may we meet one last time?
Chapter 93 6 hours ago