You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together

"Master, I have something to tell you."

After ordering people to chase Fan Tong and Jiang Si, Fan Zhirong drove away all his concubines and daughters, leaving only a few trusted men by his side.

After hearing what Jian Yi said, Fan Zhirong frowned and sighed, then waved his hand to signal him to continue.

"The young master seems to know some boxing and kicking skills." Jian Fang could see clearly that from catching the ginger shreds to throwing the pork elbow, Fan Tong seemed to be doing it casually, but in fact, everything was done according to rules and methods.

Hearing Jian Yi say this, Fan Zhirong was stunned for a moment, and some unrealistic thoughts popped up in his mind, but soon he overturned them, "That kid is just very strong. I raised him since he was a child. I know his every move very well. No one has taught him kung fu."

Jian frowned, and finally changed his words, "Perhaps I was mistaken."

Fan Zhirong wanted his son to be a normal person more than anyone else, but he knew it was impossible, so he immediately diverted his anger, "Hong Xiang, how do you do things? Did you find out that Jiang is crazy? Although my son is stupid, he has a high status and is worthy of a noble lady. How could he marry such a crazy person?"

Butler Hong knelt on the ground at this moment, and he felt very aggrieved.

I have clearly found out that this girl from the Jiang family has good character. Apart from a slight limp from a leg injury she broke a few years ago, she is not crazy. How could she become like this?

Speaking of lameness, according to his observation today, the young lady moved freely and did not look ill at all. Could it be that she was pretending to be lame for the sake of her lover, the poor scholar?

As for this madness, perhaps it was caused by her second uncle's family knocking her unconscious and putting her into the bridal sedan, which made her feel disheartened and depressed.

Naturally, Hong Xiang did not dare to say these words in front of his master. He could only lower his head and lower his posture. He dared not say a word, just hoping that the master would calm down after scolding him.

***

The backyard of Fan Mansion and the pavilion by the inner lake.

The breeze blew across the water, creating ripples. Even the moon in the water was deformed. As the breeze blew, the green water rippled, and the clear laughter of a young girl came from the lake.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I can't hold it anymore when I think of Yu's face." Jiang Si covered her stomach and laughed so hard that she fell backwards.

Fan Tong stood beside Jiang Si, his orange clothes particularly conspicuous in the night. There was a hint of tenderness between his handsome eyebrows, and he looked at the person in front of him with doting eyes.

"I thought you would punish them through your cheap dad, but I didn't expect you to just..."

"Didn't you expect me to go crazy?" Jiang Si sat up straight and immediately continued what Fan Tong hadn't finished saying.

Fan Tong did not deny it and sat down next to her.

"Don't you think a madman and a fool are a good match?" Jiang Si said excitedly, and suddenly took out two ice creams from the space, "Besides, haven't you heard a sentence?"

As she spoke, Jiang Si handed over one of the ice creams.

Fan Tong took over and asked, "What?"

Jiang Shi, who had already torn the ** paper, took a bite of the ice cream to dispel some of the heat, and then slowly said: "Instead of wasting time, it's better to go crazy."

Jiang Si took another bite of the ice cream. "Your cheap father has so many wives, concubines and daughters. There will be troubles in the future. Instead of dealing with them, it is better to make them give up the idea of ​​provoking me."

"That makes sense." Seeing Jiang Si eating so happily, Fan Tong quickly opened the packaging and stuffed the ice cream into his mouth.

Well, it’s full of milk flavor, cool and refreshing, and really delicious.

Wait? Cool and refreshing? Ice cream?

The cool taste instantly restored Fan Tong's sanity. He immediately pulled the ice cream out of his mouth, pointed at Jiang Si and asked, "Where did you get the ice cream?"

When Fan Tong pulled out the ice cream, he used too much force, and a few drops of ice water splashed directly on Jiang Si's face. She had come to her senses now and looked at the people around her with embarrassment.

My goodness, why is it that when I watch TV series or movies, other protagonists only reveal their identities when the show is almost over, but it’s different for me?

"Actually... I have space." Jiang Si said, not forgetting to observe Fan Tong's expression. Seeing his cold face, she added: "Well, you have read the novel, right? Isn't it true that time travel brings one or two golden fingers? This is not strange, right?"

Jiang Si's words woke Fan Tong up. He had a cold face but he was not angry. Besides, he had no right to be angry as he was hiding it from others.

He just didn't know how to explain to Jiang Si that he had an arsenal. He couldn't just say it was China's latest technology!

Then I'll have to explain to her how I got it.

Now, he has an excuse.

"Well, actually, I've been hiding something from you." Fan Tong smiled embarrassedly.

Jiang Si immediately understood something, and pulled out her ice cream, pointed it at him, and deliberately threw it at his face, "What? You too?"

Fan Tong nodded, and then he saw a pistol in his hand, "Actually, I also have a golden finger."

"Gun?" Jiang Si was shocked when she saw what he took out. She screamed and immediately covered her mouth.

"Well, I have an arsenal." Fan Tong handed the pistol to Jiang Si, "Put this in your space for self-defense."

Although I have this thing in my own space, who would complain about having too much of a life-saving thing?

Jiang Si immediately put it into the space and thanked him with a smile: "Thank you!"

"Do you know how to use it?" Fan Tong became alert immediately when he saw how smoothly she held the gun.

Hearing this, Jiang Si's smile froze on her face, and then she stammered, "Probably... maybe!"

Of course she can. She can drive a tank, so how can she not control this thing?

Seeing her unusual expression, Fan Tong wanted to ask something else, but he heard hurried footsteps not far away, and it sounded like there were quite a few people.

Immediately, he pulled Jiang Si and hid in a rockery not far away.

"Where are the people? The noise just now came from here."

"Yeah, how come it disappeared in the blink of an eye?"

"Look carefully. If we can't find the young master, we're all doomed."

Outside the rockery, one could hear the guards' conversations and footsteps coming and going. The two people inside the rockery were pressed tightly together, breathing carefully.

The space inside the rockery was not big, and the two of them were less than a palm's distance apart at the moment, so they could only be forced to look at each other.

He looked into her eyes that sparkled like stars, and she looked into his rosy thin lips, and they both unconsciously breathed heavier.

In the small space, everything was magnified, breathing, heartbeat, and the strong smell of each other... of pig's trotters.

Goooo!

A sudden sound broke the ambiguous atmosphere between the two.

Jiang Si blushed and didn't dare to look at him again. The moment she lowered her head, she accidentally bumped into his hard chest.

Instinctively, Jiang Si stretched out her hand to push the man away, but she pressed directly on his abdominal muscles. The feeling was so good that she forgot to let go for a moment.

Feeling the soft little girl in front of him, Fan Tong couldn't help but recall the beauty of last night. His Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he finally couldn't help but opened his mouth: "Sisi, I think..."