You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together

"mine!"

"show me!"

"No."

"mean."

On the way back to Fan's house, there was a lot of noise outside the car and it was not quiet inside the car either.

Murong Zhengjue and Qin Min, one holding the hammer head and the other holding the handle, looked at each other with displeasure, and neither of them let go.

Fan Tong felt a headache when he saw the two people refusing to give in to each other. How could he forget about this? How could he divide the hammer between two kids?

"Give it to me." Jiang Si didn't want to tolerate them and directly extended her hand to the two of them.

Murong Zhengjue and Qin Min looked at each other, then handed the hammer over.

After Jiang Si got the hammer, she held it in both hands, closed her eyes and fell asleep.

Seeing this scene, Murong Zhengjue's mouth pursed, and he looked at Qin Min pitifully with tears in his eyes, as if saying: It's all your fault. You insisted on snatching it from me. Now you see, the hammer is gone.

Facing this crying little kid, Qin Min felt a little guilty and turned his face away from him.

The carriage suddenly became quiet. Fan Tong looked at his wife with admiration. As expected, his wife had the solution.

Jiang Si sat in the corner holding the hammer and closing her eyes to rest. She had important things to do tonight, so she needed to have a good rest now.

The carriage swayed and staggered back to the Fan Mansion, accompanied by the lively discussions on the street.

Just as everyone got off the carriage, a wounded kitten jumped out from nowhere and held onto Fan Tong's legs tightly, refusing to let go.

This novel scene made everyone turn their attention to Fan Tong.

Jiang Si looked at the man in front of her in disbelief. This bastard not only attracts bees and butterflies, but also cats?

Fan Tong picked up the little white cat that was clinging to his trouser leg. The moment the man and the cat looked at each other, Fan Tong was shocked.

"Fuck, are you a lazy cat?"

The kitten seemed to understand what Fan Tong said and nodded at him desperately, indicating that it was him, he was the lazy cat.

"Cousin, this is still just a kitten, how do you know it's lazy?" Murong Zhengjue couldn't help but complain. Looking at the little white cat covered in wounds, he felt a little distressed.

Seeing that Fan Tong ignored him, Murong Zhengjue turned his gaze to Qin Min and hinted at him frantically with his eyes.

Qin Min couldn't stand Murong Zhengjue's gaze, so he nodded and said, "That makes sense."

Jiang Si listened to the conversation between the two kids and rolled her eyes at them. What a bullshit.

If she guessed correctly, when Fan Tong called this little thing a lazy cat just now, he didn't mean that, but that lazy cat.

Jiang Si walked forward and looked carefully at the little white cat in Fan Tong's hand.

This guy has a pair of eyes, a nose and a mouth, and looks no different from an ordinary kitten. How did Fan Tong recognize it?

It's not like an ordinary kitten. If you look closely, this little guy seems a bit like...

"Wife, let's go back to the house."

Fan Tong held the kitten in one hand and Jiang Si in the other, and trotted back to his yard.

Hong Zhong waited in the yard for a long time. When he saw the young master and the young mistress coming back, he hurried forward to report what happened in Prince Chen's Mansion.

Unexpectedly, just as he got close, he was knocked away by Fan Tong's elbow.

The defenseless Hong Zhong was hit in the face by the elbow, and he grimaced in pain.

Hong Zhong held his face with one hand, looking at the backs of his young master and young mistress as they walked away, feeling extremely aggrieved.

The young master has forgotten the old one as soon as he has a new one, and he no longer wants his little follower anymore as he has a wife.

Just when Hong Zhong was feeling depressed, Fan Tong and Jiang Si had already returned to their room and closed the door without even looking at him.

"What is the young master doing? Could it be that he is just too angry as Lao Zhou said? But isn't this a bit too impatient?"

Jian Yi's voice sounded beside Hong Zhong. Hong Zhong looked up and saw his master, who had come to his side without him noticing, holding a familiar oil-paper bag in his hand.

Looking at the familiar mark on the paper package, Hong Zhong forgot the pain and thought that his master loved him the most and he was indeed his most beloved disciple.

Thinking of this, Hong Zhong stretched out his claws towards the oil paper bag.

Just as he was about to touch the oil paper bag, Jian Yi turned around and trotted away, disappearing beside him.

"Senior, you are back. Come and try the roast chicken I bought for you. I queued up early in the morning to buy it. The roast chicken at Linjiang Restaurant is very famous."

Jian Yi held the oil-paper bag in front of Que Feibai as if he was offering a treasure, with a cheap smile on his face.

Seeing this scene, Hong Zhong seemed to hear the sound of his own heartbreaking. His master didn't care about him, and his master didn't love him. He was so miserable.

Fan Tong and his friend were unaware of what was happening outside the house, because at this moment, his heart was completely hooked by the little white cat that suddenly appeared.

Fan Tong placed the little white cat on the round table, pulled Jiang Si to sit down, and then asked the question in his mind, "Are you really a lazy cat?"

The little white cat nodded repeatedly, and even meowed a few times for fear that Fan Tong didn't believe it.

"It's really that guy, the top hacker in your team?" Jiang Si believed it now, but the shocked expression on her face still didn't disappear. "How did you recognize him?"

"Look." Fan Tong picked up the lazy cat and held it in front of Jiang Si. "Look at his silly eyes. Is it hard to recognize him?"

Jiang Si took a closer look and found that it was true. That wise look should not appear on a cat.

Lazy Cat carefully looked at the beauty in front of him. Looking at this face that was as beautiful as a first-line star, he wondered why he had no impression of her in his previous life. After listening to the conversation between the beauty and the captain, he was sure that she was also a time traveler.

Lazy Cat was held by Fan Tong, with his entire belly exposed in front of Jiang Si. When he noticed Jiang Si's gaze moving downwards, Lazy Cat subconsciously clamped his legs together, but he forgot one thing: the body structure of animals and humans is different.

"Oh my god, it's a little female cat."

Jiang Si exclaimed and couldn't help but laughed while holding her stomach.

Hearing Jiang Si's words, Fan Tong also became interested. He quickly laid the lazy cat flat on the table, holding his front feet with one hand and his hind feet with the other, and looked at him carefully.

The lazy cat lay on the table with a look of despair, letting them do whatever they wanted.

When did the captain stop being a human being?

Animals, beasts, is this something a normal person would do?

He had lost his innocence and his face. If other people knew that he, the lazy cat, had traveled through time and space and turned into a little female cat, he would really want to die.

"It really is a little she-cat!" Fan Tong said, and like Jiang Si, he held his stomach and laughed wildly.

The lazy cat, who had been tormented, lay on the table on its side, tears of humiliation flowing from its big black eyes.

By the time Jiang Si and his wife had laughed enough, Lazy Cat's tears had almost run dry.

Seeing Lazy Cat's hopeless look, Fan Tong finally put away his smile and said warmly, "Don't worry, this life will pass quickly."

Hearing his captain's words, Lazy Cat hummed twice and ignored him, because at this moment, he was comforting himself: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.