You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together

"Sister Fairy, how old are you this year?"

"Sister Fairy, you are so beautiful. You are the most beautiful person besides my mother."

"Sister Fairy, what do you think of me?"

Fan Tong leaned against the corner of the carriage, looking at the brat Murong Zhengjue chattering around his wife, his face very gloomy.

If he had known that this boy would dare to covet his wife, he should not have agreed to the imperial concubine's aunt and brought him back to his home.

Half an hour ago, after having lunch in the Imperial Concubine's Mingyue Pavilion, this boy pestered his wife and said he wanted to go home with them.

Originally, Fan Tong did not take it seriously. He thought that he was a prince after all, and he could not just stay the night away from home. But he did not expect that the emperor would agree without hesitation as soon as the imperial concubine mentioned it. He even asked the eunuch to help pack the luggage, and specifically stated that Murong Zhengjue could stay at the Fan family for a month or so.

There was no other way. The emperor had spoken. What else could he do but bring the person back?

What Fan Tong didn't know was that the emperor was eager for someone to take the little brat away. God knows how long it has been since he and Ye Shuyi had some alone time.

"What about you? You're like a bean sprout, not even enough to fill the gaps between teeth." Fan Tong glared at Murong Zhengjue with disdain. This kid hasn't even grown all his hair yet, yet he dares to think about his wife.

Upon hearing this, Jiang Si looked Fan Tong up and down, and finally stopped at a certain part of his body, thinking to herself: Compared with you, this little guy is really a bean sprout.

Although Murong Zhengjue was young and didn't understand it very well, he knew that it was not a good thing to say. He immediately hugged Jiang Si's arm and stuck to her with tears in his eyes, "Sister, look, my cousin is mean to me. It's so scary. He won't bully you, will he? Unlike me, I only love my sister."

"Oh, I'm going. Oh, I'm going."

Fan Tong and Jiang Si looked at Murong Zhengjue in disbelief and exclaimed in tacit understanding.

Is this something a little kid could say?

This little cousin is actually a green tea prince?

"Sister, look at my cousin. He's glaring at me. I'm so sad and upset. I need a hug from my sister to feel better."

Murong Zhengjue had tears in his eyes and looked at Jiang Si pitifully. He opened his little hands and waved them in the air, expecting Jiang Si to pick him up.

Looking at the absolutely original little green tea girl beside her, Jiang Si poked his head with a finger and moved away from him, "I won't hug anyone, but if I see you crying again, I can't guarantee that I won't hit you."

Hearing this, Murong Zhengjue was completely stunned. What was going on? Why was this different from what he had imagined? This was how his father competed for favor from his mother. Every time his father did this, his mother would put her down and hug him.

Every time he uses this trick on the imperial sister, it always works well. Why is it different on the fairy sister? Why is that?

Murong Zhengjue's little head was full of doubts at this moment.

Seeing this scene, Fan Tong happily moved towards his wife, hugged her arms, and rested his head on her shoulders, "Wife, you are so kind."

Listening to Fan Tong's slightly rough voice, Jiang Si shuddered all over. Compared to such a Fan Tong, she was more accustomed to the masked and gun-carrying lone wolf who chased her and shouted for killing. At least that made her feel familiar.

"Sister, I won't cry anymore, I won't cry anymore, I am the best and I listen to you the most. I am different from my cousin. I only feel sorry for you."

Murong Zhengjue stuck to her like a dog-skin plaster, hugged Jiang Si's arm and leaned against her.

"You kid..." Fan Tong wanted to grab the kid's collar and throw him out of his carriage, but when he thought of his identity, he held back and hugged his wife angrily without saying a word.

"What's the matter? Do you need kisses, hugs and lifting up to appease me?" Jiang Si looked like she was kidnapped, sandwiched between the two cousins ​​on the left and right.

The weather was already hot, and now it was even more uncomfortable.

When Fan Tong heard what his wife said, he immediately shook her arm shyly, "Well... it's not impossible."

Jiang Si got goosebumps all over her body because of his appearance. She pulled out her hand from Fan Tong, clenched it into a fist and threatened: "If you keep squeezing me, do you believe I will keep you out of bed for three days?"

Upon hearing Jiang Si's words, Fan Tong's eyes lit up and he looked at her expectantly, "Really, wife?"

"Stupid dog, pour out all the dirty garbage in your brain." Jiang Si looked at Fan Tong's face with two red blushes and kicked him out.

Fan Tong was caught off guard and flew out of the carriage.

Seeing his cousin being so silly, Murong Zhengjue was stunned. This cousin was too silly. The fairy sister wanted to beat him so hard that he couldn't get out of bed for three days, but he was still so happy. He was really too stupid.

However, this boy was smart. He didn't dare to get close to Jiang Si at this moment, for fear that he would be the one flying out in the next moment.

Hong Zhong, who was driving the carriage, saw a large mass of orange-red light suddenly fly out of the carriage and immediately pulled the reins.

Jiang Si's kick was so powerful that Fan Tong flew far away. If he hadn't hit a passerby, he might not have been able to stop.

Fan Tong was afraid of hurting the person behind him, so he turned around and supported the person.

"I'm sorry, are you okay?"

After seeing clearly the person in his arms, Fan Tong tensed up, hurriedly straightened the person, and took several steps back.

The beautiful woman, still in shock, was staring at the person in front of her with a pair of beautiful eyes like a crescent moon.

That fair face suddenly turned red.

"How dare you! Where did this thief come from?" Just as the two were looking at each other, a pink figure rushed over and pushed Fan Tong, but the strength was so small that he couldn't move him.

The little maid glared at Fan Tong angrily, then quickly turned around to care about her young lady, "Miss, are you okay?"

The young lady who was bumped by Fan Tong finally came to her senses and quickly turned her eyes away from Fan Tong. She blushed and responded, "I'm fine, Xiaodie. I don't think this young man did it on purpose. Forget it."

"Thank you, young lady. Do you want to go to the clinic?" Fan Tong looked at the girl's thin arms and legs and was afraid that she might hurt her.

"No need, I'm fine." The girl responded softly.

"Look, sister, my cousin is flirting with other women. I am different. I only have eyes for you, sister."

A childish voice came from the carriage, attracting the attention of Fan Tong and others.

Fan Tong turned around and took a look at the two heads, one big and one small, that popped out from the side curtain of the car. His eyes were as sharp as knives as he swept towards Murong Zhengjue.

Murong Zhengjue was really fearless. He was not afraid of Fan Tong's gaze at all and continued to add fuel to the fire, "Look, sister, look, I was right, he got angry out of shame."