You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together

"careful!"

The moment he sensed something unusual, Fan Tong immediately stretched out his hand to protect Jiang Si, but when he had only extended his hand halfway, he realized that what he was doing was in vain.

Jiang Si sat more steadily than anyone else, not even shaking a bit.

Qin Haoyan, who was sitting on the left, was similar to Fan Tong. He also swayed slightly and then stabilized his body.

Compared to the three of them, Mao Ying, who was sitting on the right, looked a little embarrassed, because the carriage swung to the left and stopped suddenly, causing him to fall out.

Ming Jinghuan, who was sitting outside the carriage, quickly grabbed him and held him firmly by his side, wrapping his arms around his waist and holding him under his armpits.

"Be careful, you bitch!"

Ming Jinghuan tightened his grip slightly, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and his voice was low and seemed to carry a hint of doting.

After Mao Ying found that she was safe, the panic on her face was covered up by a shy smile the moment she looked up at Ming Jinghuan, and her voice also inexplicably carried a bit of shyness in her response, "Got it!"

The shock caused by this scene was so great that everyone's attention was drawn to the two of them. No one had time to care about what was happening outside or why Gan Lin stopped suddenly.

"Lao Ming, when did you become gay?"

Just as everyone was watching the show attentively, a familiar cry suddenly came from not far in front of the carriage.

Everyone looked in the direction where the sound came from, and saw a young girl in an elegant off-white dress standing at the front of the carriage with a wooden stick in her hand. Under her feet was a disheveled muscular man with a face swollen like a pig's head.

"Hiss~" Upon hearing this, Ming Jinghuan immediately let go of his hand and looked up at the man in front of the carriage, frowning with a look of disgust, "You dead beard, what nonsense are you talking about? I am straight, straight."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Xiaoxi couldn't help but roll his eyes. He put one hand on his waist and raised the stick with the other hand to point at Ming Jinghuan. He stepped on people's feet and stood on tiptoe. No matter how you looked at him, he looked like a second-rate person.

"Okay, okay, you are straight, I believe you!" Zhang Xiaoxi glanced up and down at the furious Ming Jinghuan and the shy Mao Ying lying on the carriage, her face and words full of suspicion.

Just when Ming Jinghuan was about to say something in rebuttal, two more shirtless muscular men were thrown out from the brothel on the side and crawled on the street.

Seeing the naked muscular men falling on the street one after another, Jiang Si's eyes lit up and she looked gossipy. "Xizi, have you accepted the fact that you are a woman so quickly? But you are too open-minded. Can your small body handle playing with three people at once?"

"Wife, what are you saying?" Fan Tong was so frightened that he leaned back and leaned against the car.

"No, sister-in-law, listen to my excuses, bah! Listen to my explanation, the thing is..."

Zhang Xiaoxi had just said half of his words when a few more people flew out from the room behind him, and this time not all of them were shirtless.

"Oh my god, Hu Zi, what are you trying to do?" Ming Jinghuan was the first to react and taunted back, "How many have you played? How horny are you?"

"Fuck, you guys are going too far, are you done yet?" Zhang Xiaoxi kicked the person he was stepping on away, raised his stick and pointed it in the direction of the carriage. He was so angry that his face turned red, and his voice unconsciously rose several degrees. "I am pure, a real man, I don't like men!"

Zhang Xiaoxi's roar drew everyone's attention to her. The crowd was stunned for a moment, and then broke into a heated discussion.

Seeing all the inquiring eyes around him, Fan Tong held his forehead helplessly and said in a deep voice: "Alright, you guys stop playing tricks. Hu Zi, didn't you go to the military camp? Why are you here?"

"Come and catch the deserters!"

As soon as Fan Tong finished speaking, a familiar voice came from the brothel where people flew out.

Everyone looked in the direction of the voice and saw two handsome men, one in black and one in white, dressed in fancy clothes and equally handsome in appearance. One of them was holding a man with disheveled clothes and standing at the entrance of the brothel, looking at the people in the carriage.

"Catch deserters?"

As Fan Tong spoke, his eyes involuntarily moved upwards to look at the sign of the brothel.

Everyone followed his gaze and looked over. The three large characters "Peony Pavilion" were particularly eye-catching.

Looking at the large sign with a red background, Fan Tong's eyes gradually became profound.

"Are these all Ye's troops?"

Hearing Fan Tong's question, Ye Zhiming pushed the person in his hand forward and put him together with the group of guys lying on the ground.

"Yes, they are all Ye's army."

As Ye Zhiming finished speaking, Fan Tong's gaze also retracted and fell behind him, "You went in to arrest people, and the people from Mudan Pavilion didn't stop you?"

"How not!"

Before Ye Zhiming could answer, Zhang Xiaoxi spoke first, "Those little beauties wanted to call for help, but as soon as our Young General Ye showed his token, they all stepped aside."

As she spoke, Zhang Xiaoxi suddenly rubbed her nose and smiled with a slutty look on her face. Yes, a slutty look on her face. Although this word is not suitable for a 28-year-old girl, there is no better way to describe the look of Zhang Xiaoxi's face at this moment.

"Hey, boss, you know what, the girls here are all prettier than the others, and they don't even charge money, no wonder these guys are reluctant to leave."

After hearing Zhang Xiaoxi's words, all eyes at the scene fell on her. Passersby were either shocked or grinning, while Fan Tong and others had dark faces.

"Hiss~" Just when the scene fell into an eerie silence, Jiang Si suddenly interrupted the silence with a soft hiss. The expression on her beautiful little face was indescribable, "Xizi, if you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb!"

As soon as Jiang Si said this, Zhang Xiaoxi instantly realized that he had said the wrong thing again. He immediately covered his mouth, stood aside obediently, lowered his head and looked at the ground, holding the wooden stick in his hands tightly with both hands, like a child who had done something wrong.

"Since we are here, why not go in and take a look to make sure we don't miss any of them? We have to catch the deserters carefully."

As soon as Jiang Si finished speaking, Fan Tong, who had already had this intention, immediately stood up and said, "Wait for me in the car!"

After saying this, Fan Tong got off the carriage, and stepped on Mao Ying who was lying in the carriage.

You little bastard, you just teased my wife, and now you tease me.

"Ah~ are you blind?"

The kick was so hard that Mao Ying couldn't help but cry out in pain. However, he regretted it as soon as he finished speaking. He immediately covered his mouth. After cursing, he remembered that he was not worthy of this guy.

"I'll help too!"

Fan Tong had just jumped off the carriage when Qin Haoyan followed suit, stepping on Mao Ying's pink skirt.