You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together

It is the hottest time of summer, and noon is the hottest time of the year.

However, no matter how hot the weather is, it cannot suppress the curiosity of the audience.

The commotion outside Jiang's house had lasted for so long that the news had spread throughout the entire city. People kept coming here, and there were even a few vendors setting up stalls.

Especially those selling tea and snacks, business is particularly good.

The Jiang family members couldn't stop scolding, and it was useless to beg for mercy. Apart from crying out in pain, they didn't say anything else.

Jiang Si and Fan Tong were about to stop beating the man when they were exhausted. Suddenly, an old man's cry was heard from the Jiang residence.

"Ah, ah, son, my son!"

An old woman with white hair and a cane, supported by her maid, stumbled out of Jiang's house.

The crying of this old lady, who was over fifty years old, was so loud that she alone drowned out the voices of hundreds of people present.

The person who came was none other than Jiang Si's step-grandmother, Jiang Mingyuan's biological mother.

"My son, my grandson. My son, my grandson."

Old Mrs. Jiang stood in the door frame, looking at her son on the left and then at her eldest grandson. Seeing their half-dead appearances made her feel more painful than if the injuries were her own.

"Hey, isn't this my vicious hind milk? After making such a fuss for so long, we're both tired of fighting, and you're willing to come out?"

Jiang Si felt something was wrong just now. It turned out that she had forgotten about this vicious hind milk.

"You are such a scoundrel, damned bitch. If I had known you were so vicious, I should not have brought you back. Just like your parents, your whole family is a bunch of short-lived bastards who deserve to die."

While cursing Jiang Si, Old Madam Jiang hit the ground with her walking stick, making a loud thumping sound.

"You evil hind milk, I think you are really old and confused, why don't you go up and wake up?"

The softer Jiang Si's smile is, the more creepy it makes people feel.

But Old Mrs. Jiang adhered to the Jiang family's usual style and cursed Jiang Si.

"I am your grandmother. If you dare to tie me up, it would be a great rebellion. Oh, God, please open your eyes and look at this rebellious beast. You should send down a bolt of lightning to kill her."

Old Lady Jiang threw away the cane in her hand and sat on the ground, crying and kicking, "Oh my God, I will not live anymore, I will not live anymore. This granddaughter is lawless and wants to beat my grandmother and her second uncle to death."

"You're not going to live anymore?" Jiang Si asked excitedly, unable to hide the joy in her eyes.

Hearing Jiang Si's question, Hong Zhong and Jian Yi both remembered what their young master said when the third young lady tried to commit suicide last night, and they couldn't help but look forward to it. It was going to be a good show to watch.

Seeing Jiang Si's anticipation, Mrs. Jiang's heart skipped a beat and she had a bad feeling, but for the sake of her precious son and darling grandson, she decided to continue crying.

"I am an old woman at my age, and I am still being humiliated by the granddaughter I raised. I will not live any longer. I will not live any longer."

Jiang Si was annoyed by her noise. She used her little finger to pick her ear and sneered, "You raised me? If you and your son didn't take the property left by my parents, I would have grown up. Besides, in your house all these years, I got up earlier than a chicken, slept later than a dog, and ate worse than a pig."

"Since I came to your house, you all have acted like masters, chopping wood, making fire, washing clothes and cooking. Which of these things haven't I done? I've done so much work, but I can't even get a full meal. You still have the nerve to say that you support me?"

"What's the matter? You are so shameless, so thick-skinned, and half of your body is buried in the ground. You are still old and you can tell lies?"

The crowd of onlookers listened to the conversation between the grandparents and grandchildren and started chattering about it. Their chat was so lively that it mixed with the crying of Old Lady Jiang and was louder than the crowing of a group of roosters.

"Oh my God, I will not live any longer. I raised my granddaughter with all my hard work, but now she has turned against me and even accused me of abusing her!"

"What? You also fed me shit and piss? You said it yourself, and you said you didn't abuse me. You are really good at lying with your eyes open."

As soon as Jiang Si said this, the originally noisy entrance of the Jiang residence suddenly became silent.

No matter how everyone listened, the second half of Jiang Si's words sounded like she was talking about herself.

Old Mrs. Jiang was also stunned at this moment. Before she could react to Jiang Si's words, a bigger shock was waiting for her.

Fan Tong had brought a rope as thick as his wrist and dropped it at Old Lady Jiang's feet. He looked at her innocently, "My father said that we should be willing to help others. This rope is thick enough. Don't worry about hanging it. It will definitely not break."

Under the impact of Jiang Si's words, the scene was silent, so Fan Tong's words were clearly heard by everyone. Everyone was looking at the couple with complicated eyes, especially Fan Tong.

His intention was good in being helpful, but the biggest problem in this matter was that he didn't need to start.

Old Mrs. Jiang panicked when she saw the wrist-thick rope in front of her. She said this just to show people how heartless this little beast Jiang Si was, but she didn't really want to die!

"Hey? Grandma, why aren't you moving? Are you not satisfied with this rope?" Fan Tong blinked his big eyes and looked at Grandma Jiang innocently.

Old Mrs. Jiang's face looked even uglier at this moment, as if she had eaten shit. Looking at Fan Tong's silly look, she knew it was not right to answer, nor was it right not to answer.

"Little silly dog, maybe she is not satisfied with this way of pretending." Jiang Si patted Fan Tong's shoulder. If this guy wasn't too tall, she actually wanted to pat him on the head. Every time Fan Tong acted stupid, he was so cute that it was a bit unfair.

Little...silly dog?

Hong Zhong and Jian Yi were both shocked. The young mistress actually dared to call their young master like that. It would be a disastrous event if the old master heard it.

But, these are clearly insults, so why does the young master seem a little happy?

And what's with the young lady's doting expression?

Are you two devils? Why are you saying things like "I want others to die" but you are so sweet?

"Then what kind does she like?" Fan Tong seemed to see through Jiang Si's intention. He deliberately lowered his head and looked at her with a smile on his face.

Jiang Si finally touched the head and smiled contentedly. He covered it with his wide sleeves and took out a dagger and a black medicine bottle from the space.

Jiang Si held a black medicine bottle in one hand and a dagger in the other. She squatted down, looked at Old Lady Jiang and said softly, "This is the Stretching Legs and Staring Eyes Pill. After taking it, you will die in one breath. This is a dagger. It can stab accurately without causing too much pain. If you are not satisfied with these two, there are also pillars and a well in the backyard. Grandma, you can choose one!"

"You...you are so disobedient and unfilial that you want me, an old woman, to die?" Old Mrs. Jiang was so angry that veins popped out, and she pointed at Jiang Si and asked loudly.

Jiang Si suddenly felt aggrieved. "Didn't you say you didn't want to live anymore? Didn't these hundreds of people hear it? They also said just now that filial piety has always been the most important virtue. You said you didn't want to live anymore, and I didn't stop you. I even provided you with a solution. How am I disobeying and being unfilial?"

"You...I...Poof~" Old Mrs. Jiang was incoherent and speechless. After spitting out a mouthful of blood, her eyes rolled back and she fainted.

"Wow, wife, she won't be mad at you, will she? Then does this count as helping the old lady?" Fan Tong also squatted down, held Mrs. Jiang's wrist, and felt her pulse.

"Master, Madam, we can play and make noises as we like, but it's not good if someone gets killed!" Hong Zhong was a little anxious now. If someone got killed in public, it would bring trouble to the family.

"Don't worry, they won't die. Put those four down too. Remember to call a doctor." Jiang Si let out a breath of anger and felt much better. She unscrewed the bottle cap, took out a black pill and put it into her mouth.