You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together

In order to avoid meeting "acquaintances" like Xi Boyang and Lin Yuxuan again, Jiang Si and his group traveled through the forest for several days and did not enter the town again.

Although Jiang Si didn't use teleportation to travel these days, it still saved a lot of time.

They traveled light, dressed extravagantly, and had no weapons, so they were soon targeted.

Just this evening, because of the rain, a few people had just entered the dilapidated temple when they were spotted by spies from a group of bandits.

"Boss, we have sheep, fat sheep."

Just as the drizzle began to fall, a voice came from Niutou Village that excited all the brothers.

In the meeting hall of Niutou Village, the village chief Niu Yongfu was half-kneeling on the ground, holding a plate of fruit in his hand, carefully serving the pregnant woman who was sitting on a chair covered with tiger skin.

"Oh, I'm so scared." The pregnant woman patted her chest with one hand and touched her belly with the other, her face full of panic.

This made Niu Yongfu very distressed. He threw the plate in his hand onto the table and quickly embraced his wife in his arms to comfort her.

"It's okay, Huahua, my sweetheart, I'm here, don't be afraid."

Leaning on her husband's strong chest, the pregnant woman named Huahua finally smiled.

With one hand around Niu Yongfu's waist and the other on his strong abdominal muscles, she nodded with tears in her eyes.

"It's okay, my lady. I'll take the person out right away." Seeing that Huahua had calmed down, Niu Yongfu slowly let go of her hand.

Although Niu Yongfu looks big and strong, he is very good to his wife.

It can be seen from the way the two are dressed that Niu Yongfu's clothes are covered with patches, and his wife is not only wearing gorgeous clothes, but also wearing a lot of gold and silver jewelry.

"Well, my husband, you have to go and come back early. The child and I will be worried. And remember not to hurt innocent people. You have to find out their identities before you do anything. If they are not evil, let them go. We have to accumulate blessings for the child in our belly."

Huahua reluctantly let go of Niu Yongfu and spoke to him in a soft voice.

Niu Yongfu nodded repeatedly, looking as if he agreed with whatever his wife said.

After dealing with his wife, Niu Yongfu turned around and immediately put away the smile on his face. He pointed at the door and yelled at the man who came to report, "Damn it, did I ever tell you to keep your voice down? Keep your voice down. What if you disturb my wife?"

"Boss, I'm not..."

Before the brother finished speaking, a sweet voice sounded behind him.

"Ah Fu, why are you talking so loudly again? Didn't I tell you to be gentle to others? Be gentle."

Hearing the voice behind him, Niu Yongfu loosened the hand that was grabbing his subordinate's collar, turned around and looked at his wife, a smile appeared on his face again, and his voice became choked up.

"Ma'am, I understand."

Seeing Huahua nod, Niu Yongfu grabbed the subordinate by the collar and dragged him into the yard.

"Say, what's the matter?"

"Boss, there are several fat sheep coming to the dilapidated temple at the foot of the mountain. They are well dressed and ride good horses. They are obviously young men and women from wealthy families. There are also three women in the team, two of whom are very beautiful."

Thinking of those two beauties, especially the one with the cold face, the bandit felt very itchy in his heart.

"Who are these people? Have you checked?" Niu Yongfu slapped his subordinate on the head. He felt sick just by looking at his obscene expression.

"This... How can it be so fast? Besides, we brothers haven't opened a business for a long time. If it is really like what my sister-in-law said, we can only take action against the most treacherous and evil people. Sooner or later, we brothers will starve to death."

After hearing what his men said, Niu Yongfu turned around and glanced at the other people in the village. It was true that the brothers had not opened for business for a long time, and this was not a solution.

After thinking about it, Niu Yongfu made up his mind and agreed.

"Tell my men to shut up. If my wife finds out, I won't let you off."

When the bandits, who had been itching to do something, heard that Niu Yongfu agreed, they smiled like children who were enjoying candy during Chinese New Year, nodded their heads rapidly, and promised not to say anything more.

Just like that, a group of people carrying swords marched towards the dilapidated temple at the foot of the mountain.

Inside the dilapidated temple, a group of people sat side by side, each holding a bucket of instant noodles.

They all held the flour bucket in one hand and the sausage in the other. They tore open the sausage's skin with their teeth, then bit off the sausage with their teeth and threw it into the flour bucket.

Opposite them was Zhou Xiaoyuan, who looked dumbfounded.

Looking at their coordinated movements, I suddenly felt that the knife in my hand was a little redundant.

At this moment, she was hesitating whether to use her mouth like them, but she felt that it was a bit disgusting.

As if she saw Zhou Xiaoyuan's hesitation, Jiang Si squeezed the last piece of ham into the noodle bucket and said to Zhou Xiaoyuan, "When making instant noodles in the wild, you have to cut the ham with your mouth to have a sense of ritual."

"Yes, yes, yes!" After Jiang Si said this, the people on the opposite side nodded repeatedly.

Zhou Xiaoyuan didn't quite understand what they meant, but she didn't want to appear to be very different, so she followed their example, tearing the flour apart with her teeth, and began to bite off the sausage and spit it into the flour bucket.

Seeing how sensible she was, everyone smiled knowingly.

"Wow, it's quite lively, everyone is eating!"

At this moment, a man's rough voice suddenly came from the door of the dilapidated temple.

Everyone just looked up at the person who came, then went back to their own business and ignored him.

It was the first time that Niu Yongfu encountered such a calm person during a robbery, and he was a little confused for a moment.

However, his good professional ethics allowed him to insist on finishing the rest of his lines.

"You all look well-dressed. How about borrowing some money from me?"

Zizizi!

He was answered by the sound of a kettle boiling.

"Ouch, the water is boiling."

Ming Jinghuan, who was closest to the kettle, quickly stood up and picked up the electric kettle that was plugged into the mobile power supply.

The day after leaving the inn, Jiang Si found the contact lenses that were suitable for him from the space, so now he could see clearly.

"Come on, sister-in-law, Xiaoyuan, let me add some water for you first."

Seeing that the people in the room didn't take them seriously at all, Niu Yongfu and the bandits behind him felt a little embarrassed.

They all drew their weapons, pointed at the people in the house and shouted, "Robbery!"

"Oh, I can't even have a proper meal." Jiang Si closed the lid of the instant noodles, held the mouth of the cup with a fork, and placed the steaming noodles at her feet.

Jiang Si stood up and looked at the group of ferocious people at the door, and said in a calm tone: "Are you... sure you want to rob?"

Is there any room for negotiation when it comes to something like robbery?

When the robbers on the opposite side heard this, they laughed so hard that they fell over.

"Brother, is this little beauty scared silly? I see she..."

The person who spoke was the bandit in charge of the investigation, but before he could finish his words, everyone saw a flying knife on his neck.

In the blink of an eye, the bandits suddenly realized something: they had run into a tough guy.