You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together

The woods on summer nights are the best gathering place for mosquito carnival parties.

Snapped!clap clap!clap clap clap!

One after another, the sound of slaps rang out in the depths of the dense forest, echoing throughout the sky and earth.

Several people who were forced to move from the soft beds to the hard ground were awakened from their sleep one by one.

"Hey, you awake?"

When everyone opened their eyes, they saw a ferocious face with thousands of hairs hanging down from both sides. Under the night light, it looked like a bloodthirsty demon.

"Oh my god, there's a ghost!"

The screams that resounded through the sky exploded in the dense forest at night, startling the birds and beasts and attracting the attention of wild beasts foraging for food at night.

"Shut up, shut up, what are you doing screaming and howling, you are a bunch of cowards."

Jiang Si took off the monster-shaped mask on her face, patted the air with both hands, and signaled them to keep their voices down.

When everyone saw the familiar beautiful face under the mask, they felt relieved.

But when everyone saw the surrounding environment clearly, they became uneasy again.

"Where is this? What is this place?"

Looking at the darkness and endless woods around her, Zhang Xiaoxi screamed and slapped to death a mosquito that was sucking blood on her thigh.

"Oh my God, can you please put on your clothes before talking? You are a woman now, can you please have some shame?"

Ye Zhiming looked at Zhang Xiaoxi, who was only wearing a pink top and pants, and couldn't help but curse at her, and then turned his face away.

Xie Yuan also covered his eyes with his hands at this moment. Damn that beard. She was actually dressed like a little beauty. What was even more annoying was that she had such a good figure. It made him have thoughts that he shouldn’t have.

Damn it, damn it!

Compared to those people with normal vision, Ming Jinghuan is still in deep confusion at this moment.

Blurredly, I saw a pink figure swaying in front of me, and I reached out without thinking.

He happened to grab a ball of something as soft as cotton. He squeezed it twice, trying to confirm what he was pinching by feeling it.

Seeing this scene, everyone was dumbfounded.

But the person involved didn't care at all, and even generously invited Ming Jinghuan to try again.

"How's it going, Lao Ming? It feels good, right?"

Hearing Zhang Xiaoxi's voice, Ming Jinghuan suddenly realized something, and then he took several steps back, his face pale with fear.

"As the old saying goes, good things should be kept within the family. Come on, don't accuse me of being disloyal. Come on, try it."

After saying that, Zhang Xiaoxi stood up straight, chest high, and swayed in front of the few people.

When Jiang Si saw this scene, she was so surprised that she covered her mouth with her hands.

No way, no way, are they going to have such a lavish time?

Zhou Xiaoyuan, who was standing next to Jiang Si, had a dark face.

Why are the people around Brother Tong and Sister Jiang so abnormal?

Xiaoxi looked stupid and crazy, actually inviting others to do such a thing.

Zhou Xiaoyuan couldn't bear to watch it any longer, so he took off his outer robe and wrapped it around Zhang Xiaoxi, wrapping her up tightly.

Zhang Xiaoxi, who was having fun, suddenly felt someone restraining her. She turned around abruptly and looked at the person who was hugging her.

"What, you want to try it too?" Zhang Xiaoxi said, and struggled twice, trying to break free from Zhou Xiaoyuan's arms.

When Zhou Xiaoyuan heard this, the expression on her face was colorful, more colorful than an eyeshadow palette.

Jiang Si didn't bother to pay attention to this group of crazy people. She was very sleepy at the moment, so she found a spacious place, waved her hand, and took out the heavy truck RV from the space.

As soon as this huge creature appeared in the woods, it attracted everyone's attention.

Compared to other people, Zhou Xiaoyuan, a pure ancient man, was completely frightened by what he saw and just stood there in a daze.

Jiang Si approached the door of the RV, opened a small door on the side, and after entering the password, the stairs under the door automatically extended out.

Jiang Si stepped onto the stairs and waved to Zhou Xiaoyuan who was in a daze behind her, "Xiaoyuan, come up."

Zhou Xiaoyuan was stunned for a moment, then quickly ran towards Jiang Si and got into the car behind her.

After entering the car, Jiang Si first changed into a pair of slippers, then took out a new pair of slippers from the space and threw them to Zhou Xiaoyuan.

Zhou Xiaoyuan looked at the various furniture in the car that she had never seen before, and her mouth never closed.

"This...what is this?"

Zhou Xiaoyuan stuttered while speaking, looked left and right, and stood at the door not daring to move.

Jiang Si didn't answer her. She took out the bread from the space and stuffed it directly into Zhou Xiaoyuan's mouth.

"I like quiet people, understand?"

Feeling the sweetness in her mouth, Zhou Xiaoyuan took a big bite of the bread and nodded to Jiang Si, indicating that she understood.

Jiang Si was very satisfied with Zhou Xiaoyuan's reaction. She pointed to the circular sofa behind her and motioned Zhou Xiaoyuan to go over and sit there.

Then he took a lot of ready-to-eat food from the space and threw it into the microwave of the RV to heat it up.

Fan Tong and others stood in front of the RV door, looking at Jiang Si eagerly.

"Wife, we..."

Jiang Si turned around and smiled at Fan Tong, throwing a few tents and a headlight out, "Just continue to love each other outside!"

After saying that, Jiang Si turned back to the RV and slammed the door shut.

As the car door closed, the stairs extending below also retracted.

Fan Tong and the others could only stare at the closed door, not understanding why Jiang Si treated them differently.

"What are you looking at? Go and set up the tent." Fan Tong pushed everyone and picked up the tent on the ground and threw it at them.

He was so angry. It was bad enough that his wife didn't let those guys get on the car, but why didn't she even let him get on? He felt wronged, uncomfortable and unhappy.

Squeak!

The car door opened again, and Zhou Xiaoyuan stuck his head out, happily eating a hamburger in his hand.

Several people raised their heads and looked at Zhou Xiaoyuan eagerly. As expected, they knew that their sister-in-law was...

"Sister Jiang said that she was worried that the floor would be too hard for you to sleep on, so she gave this to you."

As soon as the words fell, a group of black cubes were thrown down from above.

When everyone got closer, they saw that there were five inflatable mattresses.

When they looked up, the door above them was closed again.

"Sure enough, women have the most vicious hearts!"

Jiang Si, who was about to open the window, heard complaints from below and slammed the window shut.

Looking at the row of steaming hamburgers on the table, he was furious.

Sure enough, they deserved to starve.

Jiang Si placed all the heated burgers in front of Zhou Xiaoyuan.

Seeing the extra things in front of him, Zhou Xiaoyuan's eyes lit up. He looked at the shredded ginger and then at the food on the table.

That look seemed to say: For me? Is it really all for me?

Jiang Si nodded and took out two bottles of fat house happy water from the refrigerator, "Eat it, it's all yours, there's more after you finish it."

Hearing this, Zhou Xiaoyuan, holding a hamburger, smiled happier than anyone else.

To show her happiness, she raised the burger in her hand and took a big bite. The flavor of bread mixed with fried chicken legs exploded in her mouth. Coupled with the greasy vegetables and sweet salad dressing, the salty, fragrant and sweet flavors mixed together, making her squint her eyes in enjoyment.

Sure enough, every day of hugging the right thigh is an ultimate enjoyment!