You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together
Chapter 134: Flying and pooping, fighting and peeing
When the young man in white said this, everyone present was stunned.
They all cast envious glances at Jiang Si.
Everyone shouted in their hearts: If you don’t recognize this father, then recognize him for me!
Several of them wished they could slide down and kneel down, hug that golden thigh and ask flatteringly: Godfather, daddy, father, biological father, are you still in need of a son? I can do it!
Hearing this, Jiang Si's eyes lit up, and her favorability towards this guy who looked just like the Kidney Deficiency Young Master and insisted on being her father soared.
Suddenly I feel that it’s not wrong to call me dad.
"Hey, we're not strangers. It's embarrassing to ask for so much."
Hearing this, everyone looked sideways, wondering if there was something wrong with their ears. It was rare that Jiang Si would feel embarrassed.
"Child, what are you embarrassed about? You are my only child, and what's mine is yours." The young man in white immediately spoke when he heard her say this, fearing that she would not want his things.
"Really...really?" Jiang Si's hand that was drinking water paused, her eyes filled with shock.
Seeing her dazed look, the young man in white thought that Jiang Si was deeply moved by him, so he raised the corner of his mouth and nodded slightly to her.
Jiang Si threw the empty cup to Fan Tong, stood up excitedly, and walked quickly towards the young man in white, looking at him expectantly.
Seeing the shining eyes of the person in front of him, the young man in white also had anticipation written all over his face, hoping to hear the name he wanted to hear from her.
"Words are not enough, how about we make a written agreement?"
Click!
The sound of heartbreak spread from his chest, and the smile on the young man in white completely froze on his face.
In such hot weather, how come the words this girl say are as freezing as ice just taken out of the ice cellar?
The two men just stared at each other, and finally the young man in white compromised and asked his men to sign a document.
The general content is that Jiang Si and others detoxified him, and he gave them a mountain of gold and a mountain of silver in return.
After receiving the receipt, Jiang Si couldn't stop smiling. In an instant, the whole world became beautiful!
Fan Tong looked at his wife who was so happy as a fool that she didn't even have time to eat. He could only shake his head and chuckle, silently putting food into her bowl.
Well, her love for money is something she will never be able to change in either lifetime.
"Uncle, we've been talking for so long, but we still don't know your name." Zhang Xiaoxi brought a bowl of chicken soup to the young man in white. His servile look gave people the illusion that he might kneel down and call him daddy at any time.
The young man in white shook off the maid's hand that was blocking him and took the chicken soup handed to him by Zhang Xiaoxi. Hearing her call him uncle, he felt very happy.
What does this mean? It means that people around my daughter have begun to recognize her identity.
Zhang Xiaoxi's question immediately caught Jiang Si's attention. Oh, yes, she forgot to ask him his name and his identity, which is such an important thing.
If he defaults on the debt, at least I have an address to find him.
Seeing his daughter looking at him, the young man in white immediately put down the spoon that was feeding her mouth, looked at her eyes that were brighter than the stars and said, "Lin Yuxuan, my name is Lin Yuxuan."
"Good name."
The sponsor was staring at her the whole time, Jiang Si could only praise him, saying that since he was such a rich man, she had to coax him a little.
Sure enough, after hearing the praise from Jiang Si, Lin Yuxuan's joy was evident on his face. Although his face was still pale, he looked much more energetic.
"Lin?" Just when the atmosphere was harmonious, an inappropriate voice suddenly came from the left, "Are you from the Northern Liang royal family?"
Ye Zhiming's original incarnation had trained with his father in the northern military camp when he was young, and was familiar with the situation in Beiliang.
The moment the name Lin Yuxuan came out, Ye Zhiming automatically thought of an important figure from Beiliang in his mind, but he couldn't believe that the person in front of him could be that person.
Lin Yuxuan quickly grasped some information from Ye Zhiming's shocked eyes, and began to look at this young man who looked somewhat familiar.
"You know me?"
"The former crown prince of Beiliang, who fought with the King of Zhenbei for three days and three nights at the Beijing River twelve years ago."
While answering, Ye Zhiming introduced his identity to Jiang Si and others.
Northern Liang...Crown Prince?
Although he is a former crown prince, it is somewhat strange that someone of his status would appear in the vicinity of Shangjing City in such a brazen manner.
"Fighting for three days and three nights?" Zhang Xiaoxi was surprised. She looked at Lin Yuxuan curiously and asked, "Did you eat, sleep and poop during these three days?"
Zhang Xiaoxi's words silenced everyone.
"Not eating or sleeping for three days is bearable, but not going to the toilet for three days is a bit exaggerated, right? You can't be peeing while having sex, right?"
Everyone: "Huh???"
I have to say, Zhang Xiaoxi's focus is really surprising.
When people thought about the scene of the two fighting, flying and defecating, fighting and peeing like birds in the sky, they couldn't help but get goose bumps all over their bodies.
The scene was so beautiful that they dared not even think about it.
"Fighting for three days and three nights means fighting for three consecutive days, not fighting for three days and three nights."
Lin Yuxuan pinched his eyebrows lightly. Although he didn't want to, he felt it was necessary to explain.
If this were to come true, it would greatly affect my lofty image in my precious daughter's heart.
I have to say, he really thought too much.
After hearing his identity, Jiang Si was most concerned about one thing: was her mountain of gold and silver in Beiliang?
So, if she wants mountains of gold and silver, she has to go to Beiliang?
Seeing Jiang Si's dazed look, Lin Yuxuan felt that the image of himself as a tall father was shattered.
So, he said shamefully: "I really have time to eat and sleep, and I also have time to go to the toilet. That kid and I really didn't fight and poop at the same time."
"Stop!" Jiang Si took a deep breath and tried to calm herself down. "So, the mountains of gold and silver you promised to give me are in Beiliang?"
As soon as these words came out, a crack appeared in Lin Yuxuan's heart again. So, in his daughter's heart, she, the father, is not as important as those dead things?
Almost in an instant, Lin Yuxuan became completely depressed, as if he had aged several years, as if all his energy had been suddenly drained.
The whole person collapsed in the wheelchair, and replied weakly: "Don't worry, I will never break my promise. It's just that the journey is long, and there are so many gold and silver that it may take a lot of time to transport them. There are also many bandit problems along the way, and we have to..."
"Stop, there's no need to ship it over. I'll pick it up myself when I have time."
When hearing that there were many bandits on the road, Jiang Si immediately interrupted Lin Yuxuan's next words.
Are you kidding? She wrote a document saying that the ginger stuff belonged to her and not even a gram less. How could she accept the possibility of being robbed by bandits?
So, for the sake of her wealth, she could make this trip.
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