You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together

Fan Tong hadn't put away his pistol yet when he felt something strange on his foot. He quickly took it out and pointed it at the person who was hugging his thigh.

He was a dirty old man wearing some rags that could barely cover his important parts.

This guy is ridiculously skinny, just skin and bones.

The word "skinny and bony" is not an exaggerated adjective, but a real reflection of the person's physical condition.

A piece of skin was draped over a pile of dry bones.

"You smell like a gun. You have a gun, right?"

Upon hearing this, Fan Tong didn't care who was holding his thigh and picked him up.

"what did you just say?"

Xie Yuan, who was closest, also heard it. Seeing the attention quickly gathering around him, he quickly patted his boss on the shoulder and said, "Boss, let's leave here first."

Looking at the various gazes around him, Fan Tong endured the stench, picked up the dirty man, and stuffed him directly into the carriage.

Jiang Si had just sat down when she looked up and saw a black thing crawling in.

Jiang Si was startled and kicked him without thinking.

Fan Tong behind him pushed the person in desperately, while Jiang Si in the carriage kicked the person out desperately.

You can figure out who is suffering just by thinking with your toes.

The old beggar's face was a little fatter now, with a high bulge. He reached out and hugged Jiang Si's legs, shouting angrily: "If you kick me again, I won't be polite."

Jiang Si saw that her feet were being held. Without even hearing what the black mass said, she supported herself on the carriage with both hands and kicked up with her other foot.

Feeling the force on his arm, the old beggar became angry. He held Jiang Si's legs and flipped over. To avoid breaking her legs, Jiang Si had to flip over with him, and the two of them crashed into the carriage together.

Before Fan Tong could say a word, he felt the carriage tilting to the side.

The four people flipped over as the carriage flipped over. Xie Yuan and Fan Tong dodged in time because they were outside, but the two people inside the carriage fell hard.

After Fan Tong stopped, he immediately rushed towards the carriage. Before he got close, a loud bang was suddenly heard from the carriage.

The carriage was torn into pieces, but on the remaining carriage, the two people still maintained the same posture as before.

Fan Tong didn't expect that the two men would suddenly fight. He should have informed his wife first.

He didn't know if it was his illusion, but he always felt that Jiang Si had a bad temper these days.

"stop."

As soon as Fan Tong's voice fell, a white figure suddenly dropped from the sky and chopped at the old beggar with a raised palm.

Feeling the murderous intent from the sky, the old beggar quickly let go of Jiang Si's feet and raised his hand to fight with the person in the sky.

The moment the two palms, one white and one black, touched each other, an evil wind burst out from their palms, and those who were close to them were almost knocked over.

For example, Xie Yuan, of course, there are exceptions.

Fan Tong seemed to be unaffected at all. While the two were fighting, he used the Youyun Step to immediately rush to his wife's side, turned her over, and looked her up and down.

"Are you okay?"

The deep worry in Fan Tong's eyes made Jiang Si's heart twitch. She shook her head at him to indicate that she was fine.

After making sure Jiang Si was okay, Fan Tong picked her up and stepped back a little, fearing that she would be affected by the two men.

"It's my fault. I should have told you in advance."

Fan Tong felt very guilty when he saw Jiang Si's legs struggling to stand.

"Did you throw that man in?" Jiang Si pointed at the old beggar opposite, with a puzzled look on her face.

Fan Tong nodded and whispered in her ear: "I'll explain it to you later."

When Xi Boyang saw that Jiang Si was fine, he lowered his palm and stood in front of the two of them. He stretched out one hand to protect the couple behind him.

"I didn't expect that you are still alive." Xi Boyang looked up and down at the skinny old beggar opposite him, and his tone was somewhat relieved.

The old beggar listened to these words, ran over immediately, moved closer, squinted his eyes, and tried very hard to see the person in front of him clearly.

He asked anxiously, "Do you know me?"

Xi Boyang was startled by his words and waved his hand in front of him, "You, can't see?"

The old beggar grabbed Xi Boyang's hand, and wherever he held it became stained with dirt.

"No, no, no, I am extremely nearsighted. Everything is blurry one meter away. I can't tell a man from a woman three meters away. I can't tell a human from an animal ten meters away."

The old beggar was chattering away. When Jiang Si and the others heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up and all their gazes fell on the old beggar.

High myopia, this word says it all.

"Hey, none of this matters. First tell me, who am I?"

The old beggar let go of Xi Boyang's hand and slapped him on the shoulder. His originally white clothes were instantly covered with several slap marks.

Xi Boyang was shocked. "You don't remember anything?"

"I need to remember. Can I ask you something? Do you want to tell me or not? If you don't, I will beat you. I'm telling you, my martial arts skills are amazing, you..."

"Ming Jinghuan!"

Before the old beggar could finish his curse, Xi Boyang's voice interrupted him.

"What's my name?" asked the old beggar.

Xi Boyang nodded, but was afraid that he couldn't see it, so he said, "Well, your name."

"Anything else?" The old beggar narrowed his eyes and almost brought his whole face close to Xi Boyang's face.

"Are you going to kiss at this distance?" Zhang Xiaoxi said, and suddenly came over and asked in Fan Tong's ear: "Boss, are those glasses?"

Fan Tong shook his head, "Not sure, let's wait and see."

Xi Boyang looked at the man who kept asking questions, pulled his hands away from him, and sighed, "There are some things you'd better not know."

"What the hell, why are you playing dumb, why are you being mysterious? You're not an NPC, and now is the time when you need to talk. I'm not..."

The old beggar didn't say the rest of the words because Fan Tong covered his mouth with his hand.

"If you say one more word, you will have to wash socks for a week."

"Woooooo~"

Hearing this, the old beggar was very excited. He patted the back of Fan Tong's hand that was covering his mouth and nodded frantically.

Seeing this, Fan Tong let him go.

As soon as he let go, the old beggar jumped up and hugged Fan Tong like a koala hugging a tree.

The old beggar's tangled curly hair swept back and forth across Fan Tong's fair face.

This scene almost made Jiang Si vomit.

She decided that she would never let Fan Tong sleep in her bed, otherwise she would be a dog.

"Wash, wash, wash. I'll wash it. I can even wash the poisonous fox's socks for a month."

The old beggar hugged Fan Tong and shouted.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoxi and others quickly surrounded him, and it was indeed him.

In their team, there is no more terrible punishment than washing socks. They would rather carry a load for ten kilometers than touch the socks of the poisonous fox.

Thinking of the past years, several people swarmed over and hugged each other.

Looking at this heartwarming scene, Jiang Si unconsciously smiled.