You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together

Prince Rui and his son knelt on the ground, listening to His Majesty's ridiculous remarks, and suddenly felt like clowns.

They all thought in their hearts: His Majesty really dotes on Murong Li to no limit.

At that moment, both the father and the son felt very upset.

With the eunuch's reminder, the emperor also realized that his words and actions just now were inappropriate, so he sat back, sorted out his thoughts a little, and asked seriously: "What's going on?"

Upon hearing this, Prince Rui's old face brightened up. Just as he was about to speak, he heard His Majesty's voice again.

"Give the emperor uncle a seat."

As soon as His Majesty gave the order, two eunuchs immediately brought a chair. Prince Rui hurriedly thanked him, "Thank you for your consideration, Your Majesty."

Before Prince Rui took his seat, he gave Murong Li a blank look. His smug expression seemed to say: See, I am the elder and even Your Majesty has to respect me. Who do you think you are?

Prince Rui, an elder, had a very good manner. After sitting down, he did not rush to speak. He first smoothed the corners of his clothes, adjusted his hair crown, and straightened his cuffs before he opened his mouth slightly.

"Ali, you speak."

It was not known whether His Majesty did it intentionally or unintentionally, but just when Prince Rui was about to speak, the Emperor suddenly spoke.

When Murong Li heard this, he walked forward slowly and said, "The princess of the Prince Rui's Mansion is trying to murder the princess of my Zhenbei Palace. I just want to seek justice for my girl."

"You are talking nonsense. Your Majesty, don't listen to his nonsense. That woman is just a merchant..."

Prince Rui had only said half of his words when he saw His Majesty stand up in anger, pick up the teacup and throw it at Murong Li's feet.

"Fuck your shit."

Everyone: "???"

Were they hallucinating? Did His Majesty just swear?

After the shock, Prince Rui who was sitting on the chair and Prince Rui's son who was kneeling on the ground both breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, His Majesty was still reasonable.

But before they could completely relax, they saw a man in bright yellow rushing down from a high position.

"What do you mean by your princess? She is my princess."

Upon hearing His Majesty's words, Prince Rui and his son were stunned.

The plot changed too quickly and they could hardly bear it.

How come in just the blink of an eye, the young lady of the merchant family changed from a princess to a princess?

"She was born to my elder sister, and is the princess of my mansion." Murong Li got angry and stopped using honorifics. He addressed the emperor directly, "You and me."

"I don't agree. This is against the rules." The emperor immediately retorted.

"Then it would be proper for you to give her the title of princess?" Murong Li was not to be outdone.

"I am the Son of Heaven. I can confer titles on anyone I want. I have the right to do so." The emperor pointed at Murong Li's nose and cursed.

Murong Li rolled his eyes in disdain and slapped the emperor's hand away, "I gave you the throne of the emperor."

When everyone in the room heard this, except for the chief eunuch who was used to it, everyone else was stunned.

They must not have woken up yet, otherwise how could they have heard such a secret.

Can't these two gentlemen find a place where no one is around to discuss this topic in private?

Do you have to jump on their heads?

Do they have to die today?

Prince Rui, who had originally looked very proud, was now restless, although this was something that the clan knew very well.

But they said it so openly, are they planning to take over Prince Rui's palace?

It would have been fine if Murong Li didn't mention this, but as soon as he mentioned it, the emperor became angry.

He grabbed Murong Li's shoulders and yelled, "Did I beg you to give it to me? Come on, come on, you can take it back. If you hadn't mentioned it to my father, would I have gotten this position?"

"If it weren't for you, I would have taken Shuyi to roam freely in the mountains and rivers. Why would I be trapped in this huge cage?"

"This throne seems to be precious to me. Come, come, take it back. I will write the imperial edict to abdicate now."

As he said this, the emperor strode back. Seeing that he was about to pick up the pen, Murong Li became anxious and quickly held down his hand. Because he pressed too hard, his sunglasses were almost shaken off.

Murong Li held down his brother's hand holding the pen with one hand, and held up his sunglasses with the other hand, then smiled and said, "Playing is fun, but it's not good to be serious, right?"

The emperor looked at her sideways, still with an angry expression on his face, "Who is joking with you? I don't want to stay in this position for even a day. If you don't want it, then pass it on to the second son. I want to be the emperor emeritus."

If the second brother, who usually fights with the third brother until they are bloody, heard what was said today, who knows what he would think. If he had known that the throne would be so easy to get, he would have wished that the little uncle would come to the palace every day to annoy his father. He would also guarantee to pick him up and send him off, and would definitely serve the little uncle well.

"No, no, no, your brother is still young, it's not appropriate, it's not appropriate." Murong Li coaxed him in a gentle voice. Murong Zhenggeng was a hypocrite who was two-faced. If he really sat in this position, wouldn't the court be in chaos?

The emperor was not stupid. He naturally knew what kind of person his son was. It was impossible for him to pass the throne to him. He said this purely to irritate Murong Li.

"How about this, there are a few famous paintings and calligraphy in my brother's room, I will send them to you tomorrow. These are all made by your favorite former Prime Minister of Nanjiang, Mr. Cheng Ziqian." Murong Li coaxed hurriedly.

When the emperor heard the name Cheng Ziqian, his eyes lit up, but he still pretended to be reserved and said, "The calligraphy and painting are not enough, unless I let that child..."

"Write, write, write. Hurry up and give your seat to the second child. Don't blame me for not reminding you. Your second child really pissed off my niece yesterday."

Upon hearing this, the emperor didn't bother to argue with Murong Li, and immediately started searching on the desk, cursing as he searched.

"Rebellious son, this rebellious son, wait for me to find a reason to demote him to a commoner and expel him from the capital."

Hearing this, Prince Rui's body softened and he slid off the chair.

It’s over, Prince Rui’s palace is finished!

For the sake of that young lady of the Fan family, His Majesty didn't even let go of his own son, let alone that unruly princess of his family?

At this moment, the woman who had no idea that she had caused a huge battle in the palace had already left the capital in a carriage.

After just a short while of bumpy ride, Jiang Si couldn't stand it anymore.

"Let's find a deserted place, put the carriage and other things into the space, and use teleportation or off-road to travel."

"This... is not a good idea. Isn't Xiaoyuan following us? Besides, this off-road vehicle is too conspicuous. If it runs on the road, it will surely cause a stir in all directions. How are you going to explain its origin then?"

It was the first time that Fan Tong raised objections to Jiang Si's decision.

Jiang Si thought about it and gave up the idea of ​​using the car to travel. "Then use teleportation. I will put you all into the space later and teleport a distance directly. It can shorten the travel time a lot."

Looking at the pale face of his wife, Fan Tong thought about it and decided to agree. It was fine as long as his wife could suffer less.