You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together

The weather in June is scorching hot, and it becomes unbearably hot as soon as the sun rises.

The sticky feeling all over made Jiang Si's mood soar when she woke up.

She transformed into a Tyrannosaurus Rex from ancient times, stretching her limbs, groaning and screaming on the bed, twisting like a maggot.

Fan Tong, who was sleeping next to Jiang Si, naturally became the first victim. He was either slapped by her waving hands or hit by her big butt that swayed left and right.

Fan Tong was awakened from his sleep. He turned over quickly and jumped out of bed. He stood beside the bed and stared in amazement at Jiang Si who was roaring like a dragon.

Fan Tong was shocked by the young wife's appearance. Her distorted form looked like a mutated zombie.

With a bang, the door was pushed open.

The old man who was originally staggering now ran very fast. In the blink of an eye, he stood in front of Fan Tong, holding a silver needle in one hand, alerting his surroundings, "Don't be afraid, silly boy, Old Man Zhou will protect you."

In fact, Jiang Si had already woken up the moment the door of the room was kicked open. At this moment, she was staring at the white-bearded old man who suddenly appeared.

The old man with green eyes and white beard was dressed as a Taoist priest. If his eyes hadn't moved, Jiang Si would have almost thought that he was a blind man.

Those small eyes are similar to those of a famous musician in the previous life.

"Silly boy, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but you have such a shortsighted vision to choose such a crazy daughter-in-law. You should have married the old man's precious granddaughter instead."

Old man Zhou put his face against Fan Tong's chest, stared at Jiang Si with a scrutinizing look, and whispered to Fan Tong.

Hearing this, Jiang Si, who was originally a little sleepy, suddenly became alarmed.

This old man is actually here to steal my man?

How could this be possible? Even though I had known Fan Tong for a short time, we had slept together before. How could I let someone else take her away from me?

Are you kidding? Her title of the most beautiful woman in the world is not just a joke.

At that moment, Jiang Si took out a fancy baseball bat from the space and got out of bed. She bent one foot on the bed and pointed the baseball bat at the old man with small eyes. "Damn it, don't think I won't hit you just because you're old. You broke into my room early in the morning to steal my man. Do you think I'm here for nothing?"

Jiang Si was wearing a silk suspender nightgown. With such a large movement, her tight and fair long legs were exposed. The tight nightgown outlined her exquisite figure, which made people's nose bleed.

"Oh my, oh my, how shameful, how shameful, it's totally against morals, it's absolutely against morals!"

Old man Zhou shouted while covering his eyes with both hands, not daring to open them at all.

Seeing this, Fan Tong immediately stepped forward and hugged his wife, using his body to block everyone's sight, and gently comforted her: "Wife, calm down, calm down."

Jiang Si was held in Fan Tong's arms, but she was still not obedient. She raised her head from his shoulder with a baseball bat in her hand and yelled at Old Man Zhou, "Calm down, this old man rushed into my room and robbed someone. How can I tolerate this? I, the world's number one thief, look so easy to talk to?"

What did she just say? A master thief? The best thief in the world?

Fan Tong was struck by lightning. He froze in place, standing there like a piece of wood, unable to move.

"go out!"

Fan Tong's cold voice sounded faintly, instantly stopping the farce.

Realizing that there was no movement behind him, Fan Tong turned his head to look. His cold eyes made everyone's heart tremble.

Seeing that his cloudy eyes were a little clear, Old Man Zhou couldn't help but look Fan Tong up and down. Although he had some guesses in his mind, he said nothing and retreated with his servants.

The sound of a door closing was heard. Seeing that there was no one in the room, Jiang Si put the fancy baseball bat back into the room. Just as she was about to lie back on the bed and continue sleeping, she was grabbed by a pair of big hands.

Then, Fan Tong's handsome face came close to her. What was different from usual was that there was no tenderness in his eyes, but instead they were full of inquiry, and there was even a bit of anger on his face.

"Are you the Wonderful Shadow Thief?"

"how do you know?"

After saying that, Jiang Si subconsciously covered her mouth and looked at Fan Tong in disbelief. But in just a moment, she figured it out. Although her reputation on Blue Star was not good, it was definitely loud enough, so it was not surprising that Fan Tong had heard of it.

After getting the definite answer, Fan Tong let go of Jiang Si's shoulders, took a few steps back, and moved away from her.

"I should have thought of it earlier." Fan Tong laughed at himself, and then murmured: "After all, we both died together, so it makes sense that we appear here together."

Although Fan Tong's voice was low, it still reached Jiang Si's ears word for word. From his words, Jiang Si quickly understood something. Immediately, the look in her eyes when she looked at the lone wolf changed again and again, and finally she fell on the bed, holding her stomach and laughing wildly.

The cold-faced soldier Lone Wolf was actually called a glutton. He was a fool rolling on the ground and using pig elbows as weapons to fight with a group of little girls. This was completely different from Jiang Si's impression of the special forces captain who led the team to chase her all over the world.

Jiang Si regretted it extremely now. If she had known earlier, she should have recorded every scene. If she could go back to Blue Star, she would definitely be able to blackmail him for a lot of money. Even if she couldn't get any money, it would be nice to post the video to disgust him.

Looking at Jiang Si who was curled up on the bed with a smile on her face, Fan Tong's face became more and more ugly. He was a soldier and she was a bandit. They had fought each other many times in their previous life. She was also the only one who could escape from his hands several times. For this reason, he almost had a heart attack from anger several times.

Now he finally understood why Jiang Si could always escape from him. It seemed that she had this ability of space and teleportation in her previous life. No wonder she was always elusive and could escape from him time and time again.

Looking at the person with a beautiful smile, Fan Tong's heart was in a mess. He never thought that he would get involved with Miaoying Thief and even fall in love with her.

"Little silly dog, let me ask you something." Now that his identity was revealed, Jiang Si stopped pretending and directly called out the nickname she had given him in her previous life.

Fan Tong frowned, looked at the person in front of him with displeasure, and kept his mouth shut without saying a word.

"Your real name is Fan Tong?" Jiang Si was used to seeing the cold face of the lone wolf in her previous life, and felt inexplicably familiar with this look, but the lone wolf she had seen before was always wearing a mask.

If I had known that there was such a handsome face under the black mask, I would have not run away. I would have turned around and caught this stupid little dog earlier.

Fan Tong had already predicted what she was going to say next, and before she could open her mouth, he directly said, "How good are you? What's so funny about zombies?"

Hearing this, Jiang Si immediately put away her smile and retorted without showing any weakness, "You are wrong, zombies can't laugh, but gluttons can really pretend."

"Who can pretend like you?" Speaking of pretending, Fan Tong suddenly remembered something, "You stole it from the Southeast Warehouse of Country A, right?"

The unsolved mystery of how the Southeast Warehouse was emptied in ten minutes seems more and more like something Jiang Si would do.

Jiang Si paused for a moment, then her face darkened, "Why, we have changed into a different world, could it be that Captain Fan is still planning to list my crimes and arrest me?"

Perhaps because he was talking to an "old acquaintance", Fan Tong lost his previous reservedness and immediately retorted, "Your cannon blasted us both to pieces, what are we going to do? Are you going to go back and be ashes?"

"You said that as if I was happy. If you hadn't led people to surround my house, and I had just used up two times..." Jiang Si paused for a moment, and then continued: "If you hadn't surrounded me, would I have died with you?"

Hearing her words, Fan Tong also became anxious, "If you don't become a thief, how can I catch you?"