You act stupid and I act crazy, let's be ancestors together

"Hey hey wife, wife hey hey!"

Jiang Si was half asleep and felt a mosquito buzzing in her ear, which was very annoying, so she slapped it.

"Ah~"

Then, a miserable voice, with a hint of grievance and a bit of resentment, exploded in the house like a thunderbolt, instantly waking up the sleeping person.

When Jiang Si opened her eyes, she saw a face that was drooling, looked silly, and somewhat resentful.

"Wife, why did you hit me?"

daughter in law?

The word "daughter-in-law" was like a bolt of thunder that struck the ginger shreds until they were burnt black inside and out.

In the previous second, she and the captain of the Wolf Warrior Special Forces, Lone Wolf, died together, and the next moment she traveled into this body.

The original body's parents died early, and she grew up in the care of others at her uncle's house. Somehow, the stupid son of her uncle's employer fell in love with her, so her uncle took 100 taels of silver from the employer, drugged her and sent her into a bridal sedan.

"Little Jiang, who gave you the guts to bully my young master? You are just someone the housekeeper paid money to serve my young master. Do you really think you are the young mistress?"

The old woman who looked kind and benevolent standing behind the groom suddenly took two steps forward, stood in front of her idiot young master, and started scolding Jiang Si.

This woman was so bold, obviously she was not an ordinary person, or she was instructed by someone to give Jiang Si a warning. However, she had walked into trouble this time. As the best thief in the world, she was not the type to swallow her anger.

Jiang Si immediately stepped forward and slapped the old woman's angry face.

With a snap, the whole room fell silent, and everyone looked at Jiang Si in disbelief.

"You... you dare to hit me?"

The old woman covered her face with one hand, her voice trembling a little, and when she met Jiang Si's terrifying gaze, her eyes were filled with fear.

Jiang Si sneered, crossed her arms in front of her, and bounced her right foot up and down under her skirt. She tilted her head up at a 45-degree angle and looked at people through her nose. "I'll hit you if I want to. Do I have to pick a day?"

Looking at the bride's nonchalant and arrogant look and the shocking line, the groom Fan Tong's eyes suddenly lit up, and he cheered and jumped in his heart, extremely excited.

"Get out, all of you, get out of here. I'm going to sleep with my wife, all of you, get out."

Fan Tong suddenly stood between the old woman and Jiang Si, like a big yellow cow, opened his arms, nudged the old woman's belly with his head, and pushed all the servants out of the door.

The flickering red candles emit warm yellow light, illuminating the red of the whole room.

Jiang Si looked at her silly husband's behavior but did not stop him. Instead, she sat down on a low stool beside the round table filled with wedding cookies and fruits.

She was hungry and needed to fill her stomach first.

As for this silly husband, she didn't take him seriously. He was just a little fool. How could she, the best thief in the world, not be able to control him?

"Master, if this little Jiang..." Thinking of the burning pain on her face, Mrs. Zhao didn't dare to curse, "If the young lady dares to bully you, you can yell for Madam loudly, understand?"

"I know, I know. I'm going to sleep with my wife. No one is allowed to come in until I call you." After saying this, Fan Tong couldn't wait to close the door.

When he turned around, he saw Jiang Shi, whose face was covered with sugar residue. She held a piece of wedding cake in each hand and stuffed them into her mouth alternately. Her small mouth was like a crusher, taking a piece of cake at a time, and they disappeared without a trace in two clicks.

Hiss~ This girl, how could she be reincarnated as a starving ghost?

Although he was complaining, Fan Tong had not forgotten the main thing. His eyes were sparkling as he looked at Jiang Si expectantly.

Jiang Si, who was eating frantically, took the time to glance at the person opposite her. Seeing his expectant eyes, she reluctantly handed him a piece of cake.

After Fan Tong took the pastry, he did not put it into his mouth immediately. He still looked at her expectantly. Seeing this burning gaze, no matter how thick-skinned Jiang Si was, she could not eat it anymore.

"If you are sleepy, go to bed first." Thinking of what the little fool had said to the servants just now, Jiang Si sent him away casually, thinking that since this guy was a little fool, what he meant by sleeping should be sleeping, and he couldn't have any other ideas.

Seeing that she was full and satisfied, Fan Tong held the cake in both hands, crawled on the edge of the table, looked at her expectantly, and said tentatively: "I love you walking alone in the dark alley..."

Hearing this slightly off-tune song, Jiang Si immediately perked up. The unhappiness of being interrupted while eating disappeared at this moment. "I love your eyes without regret."

"Palace Jade Liquor." Fan Tong stood up excitedly.

"One hundred and eighty per cup." Jiang Si also threw away the cake in her hand.

"I'm going to school~" Fan Tong's running singing voice sounded again.

"Put on the explosive pack~" Jiang Si faced it again and stood up excitedly.

"Fellow countryman!" Fan Tong stretched out his hands tremblingly with tears in his eyes.

Jiang Si grasped it, tears welling up in her eyes, "My dear!"

One of them, holding a pastry in his hand, slapped the other on the back, and the other, with a greasy face, rubbed it on the other's clothes on his chest. They hugged each other and cried so hard that it was earth-shattering and heart-wrenching.

The servants standing outside the house heard the deafening crying coming from inside the house. Thinking of the horrifying look on Young Madam's face when she beat Nanny Zhao just now, they were afraid that their young master had suffered a loss, so they rushed into the house.

When the servants saw the situation in the room clearly, they were dumbfounded.

Why was the situation different from what they had imagined? Their young master was not pinned to the ground and beaten, but was crying with the young mistress?

On the wedding night, the bride and groom hugged each other and cried bitterly. The scene was somewhat weird.

Fan Zhirong, the head of the Fan family, was worried about his son and hurried over after entertaining the guests. He stood at the door of the bridal chamber and looked at the room full of servants and the newlyweds hugging and crying in the middle. He was stunned.

"What are you doing?" Fan Zhirong's angry voice was heard, and the servants blocking the door of the new house stepped back one after another, making way for a not very wide path.

The two people who had been hugging and crying as if no one was around now had to let go of each other.

Looking at the two people covered in oil, everyone's expressions were varied, especially Fan Zhirong's.

Although his son was stupid, he was very clean and could allow someone to rub him so dirty that Fan Zhirong was very surprised.

Fan Tong, who originally had a shrewd look in his eyes, immediately returned to his silly and naive look after seeing Fan Zhirong. He jumped towards Fan Zhirong and said, "Daddy, Daddy."

Seeing that Fan Tong didn't look like a fool at all, Jiang Si secretly gave him a thumbs up. His acting was great. If he hadn't just exchanged secret signals with her, Jiang Si would never have suspected that he was not a fool.

Fan Zhirong looked at Fan Tong with a caring face and touched his hair, "Tong'er, be good."

Fan Tong is Fan Zhirong's only legitimate son. Although he has brought in more than a dozen concubines over the years, all of them were daughters. Now that he is old, he can only place his hopes on his son, hoping that he can give birth to a smart heir.

Fan Zhirong grabbed the neck of his son, who was a head taller than him, and pulled him aside, asking in a low voice: "Do you still remember what Dad asked Hong Zhong to teach you last night?"