So what! Are you going to kill me?
Chapter 6: A healthy pile of cow dung with perfect color
Jin Cancan excitedly raised her hand to catch the ball of light and was so moved that she almost cried.
This - is this what it feels like to hit the target with one shot? !
No big guarantee, no krypton gold, no messy props, you can just pay out the money in one go!
She couldn't wait to check the props she had obtained. Her heart rate soared, and the smile that stretched from ear to ear froze on her face the moment she saw the props.
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a gold-quality item: a cow dung transformer x1 with perfect moisture, gloss, color and shape. ]
Jin Cancan stood there in a daze, holding the prop that felt like cow dung.
"Haha, the world has finally turned out the way I wanted it to be."
"There must be some other mysterious thing about this cow dung, right? Like everyone who smells it will be poisoned or something?"
"Or maybe I understand something wrong. This transformation device is actually for enemies, right? Haha, being able to turn a strong enemy into cow dung seems pretty powerful."
"...Or, what if this item can spray cow dung at others? It doesn't have any lethality, but it can still disgust people."
Faced with a system that was as quiet as a chicken, Jin Cancan's heart finally died.
What else don’t you understand about this?
Haha, a gold quality piece of trash.
She was so distressed that she seriously struggled for a while - if there was some killer weapon or some peerless martial arts that destroyed the logic of this world, would she immediately rush back to Tingxue Valley and shout "Thirty minutes in the east, thirty minutes in the west, don't bully the young chieftain", and then beat up Fuyao, or would she bear it in silence, develop secretly, surprise everyone in some martial arts competition, and then beat up Fuyao?
This doesn't seem to be a problem that should be considered for a pile of cow dung that is perfect in terms of moisture, glossiness, color and shape and is healthy.
"Haha, I knew it was in the Rotten Snow Valley."
Jin Cancan fell to the ground with his hands folded on his stomach, and closed his eyes expressionlessly, looking as if he was waiting to die.
The system was a little anxious: [Host, I know you are anxious, but please don't be anxious. ]
[Although this item is useless, you did get a golden item! ]
[Everything is difficult at the beginning. You have gone through the most difficult moment from 0 to 1. If there is one, there will be two, if there are two, there will be three, if there are three, there will be five, if there are five, you can round it up. In this way, you already have countless gold-quality props! ]
Jin Cancan was so angry that he laughed: "You are a waste of talent in this world just to be a system. In my world, you are at least a professor. Losing you in the mathematics world is like losing Jin Lailai."
This was the first time the system was praised by Jin Cancan. In addition to being excited, it asked hesitantly: [Who is Jin Lailai? ]
Jin Cancan replied: "Jin Lailai is my niece. She once calculated that the speed of an old lady crossing the road is 378km/h. She also calculated that there are 0.425 students in their class."
system:【......】
"Little girl, are you okay?"
"It looks like he just died from too much stress."
"What are you talking about, Aunt Li? She just wants to die, but she's not dead yet."
"Alas, being a cultivator is now considered a high-risk profession. There are already fewer and fewer people cultivating immortals. Now that the sect's big move is approaching, and that incident happened, aren't these young people scared?"
"Yes, young people are under a lot of pressure nowadays. Many of them have returned to the mortal world today."
"If you don't cultivate well, you will have to go back and inherit billions of family property. Now the fallen species are rampant. Even if you go through untold hardships to enter the sect, you might die in a flash while carrying out a mission. Which good person is willing to send their children to suffer this?"
"You can't say that. If those monks hadn't dealt with those monsters, we wouldn't have had a peaceful life for many days."
"So all resources are focused on the monks. We mortals can't deal with the fallen ones, so we can only provide spiritual support."
The aunties and grandmas who were setting up stalls at the entrance discussed it all at once. Aunt Li looked at Jin Cancan who was motionless, and approached her with some concern, saying, "Little girl, if you are dead, just make a sound."
Jin Cancan opened his eyes and slowly raised a dark hand: "Auntie, how can you make a sound when you are dead?"
"Oh, there is nothing that you can't overcome." Aunt Li comforted her, and took a fruit from her stall and handed it to Jin Cancan: "Come, Auntie will treat you to a fruit."
Jin Cancan took it, took a bite, and said vaguely: "Xuexue Li, auntie, please obey me."
The bitter taste spread in her mouth. She stopped chewing and asked slowly, "Auntie, did you add pesticides to this fruit?"
The aunt looked calm and said, "No, you can add it yourself if you want."
Jin Cancan: “…”
Auntie: “…”
Auntie: "I admit that I did add a little bit, but monks are generally strong, so this little bit of stuff won't cause any harm."
Auntie: "Look, this fruit is so bitter. When you eat it, do you feel that your life is not so bitter anymore?"
Jin Cancan: Thanks for the invitation. There was pesticide in my mouth, which made my already thin health bar even worse and it almost reached the bottom.
The system quickly made up for it: [Why don’t you take a look at the items in the system store? The body-hardening medicine can remove toxins from the body and is a great tool for prolonging life! ]
Jin Cancan's mind moved slightly, and the system store appeared in front of her.
There were a lot of things inside, but most of them were grey and unlocked, and she could only check the first floor.
[Small body-hardening medicine, sold for 10 wealth points. ]
[Instructions for use: It has a crystal texture and a refreshing fragrance. It has an extraordinary effect in removing toxins. It will dissolve quickly after taking it. After penetrating into the blood, it can not only decompose toxins, but also enhance the body's resistance to toxins and toughness. ]
It looks pretty good. Jin Cancan used the 10 wealth points obtained from the novice mission to exchange for a bottle of body-tempering medicine, and drank it with his head tilted back.
The medicine took effect quickly, the cold and numb limbs regained consciousness, and the frightening black and purple colors on the skin gradually faded away at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The system's tone became proud again: [How is it? All the items in this system store are top-quality. You won't be disappointed! ]
Jin Cancan seemed to come alive: "Now that the toxins in my body have been cleared, I should be safe, right?"
The system explained: [No, the blood of the fallen species is not simply a toxin. A mortal who has never practiced cultivation will have a lifespan of less than half a month after coming into contact with their blood, and will die before the degeneration occurs.]
[After the host has cleared the toxins, his mind will be corroded by the blood within a hundred days until his degeneration is complete.]
Jin Cancan's fist hardened: "Then what's the point of me drinking this stuff?! Also, why does your setting sound so familiar to me? Isn't this the routine of zombies?"
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