If you want a husband, you have to fight for it.
Chapter 181 That’s probably what it means
Chen She felt even sadder when he saw them retreating: "You guys are leaving me too? Are you still my friends?"
Wan Chuncao was quite blunt: "No matter how good your friends are, they can't stop you from taking a shower. Gorillas in the wild know to wash themselves in mud. We are both four-legged animals, so what you're doing is a bit against the rules."
Xu Muyu followed Wan Chuncao, and judging by the distance between them, it was obvious that he agreed with what she said.
Chen She thought that he was not drunk, "When did I say I won't take a shower?! I just said that I might not have time to take a shower because of overtime, not that I didn't take a shower! I sweat all day every day, how can I sleep without taking a shower!"
Wan Chuncao and Xu Muyu sat up straighter: "Then why did you tell those girls that you didn't take a shower?"
Chen She was speechless: "I just want to ask them if they can accept me who stinks all over after work and doesn't have time to take a shower! What's wrong with me asking this?"
Just as Wan Chuncao was about to pick up the cup, Xu Muyu grabbed her hand and clasped his fingers together, preventing her from getting the cup.
It was rare that Xu Muyu was so inseparable from others, and Wan Chuncao did not let go of their hands.
She picked up the glass with her other hand, took a big sip of wine and said to Chen She: "Even if you want to show your truest side, it can't be so real."
"You can't just say that you sweated a little after work and the sweat went to your abdominal muscles and chest muscles. Even if you wiped it off with your strong arms, it was a little difficult because of your strong muscles. Then you can just apologize to them. Why say you don't take a shower?"
"But remember, just say it, don't really send your photo. You're a little ugly when you're off work."
Xu Muyu watched her pick up the glass with her other hand so naturally and take a big sip of wine, and then he remained silent.
Chen She asked her, "What's the difference between what you said and what I said?"
Wan Chuncao said: "That's a huge difference! How can abdominal muscles be the same as a big belly? They are both sweat flowing through them. The abdominal muscles are covered by a thin layer of sweat, which is completely different from a lump of wet meat!"
Chen She didn't understand: "What do you mean?"
Wan Chuncao squeezed Xu Muyu's hand and said to Chen She, "That is, I want you to stop saying things so bluntly and embellish them appropriately. Also, don't say shit and piss and fart in front of people you just met."
"You're telling someone about your shit and piss and farts when you haven't even talked to them for a minute. Do you think it's appropriate?"
Xu Muyu glanced at her.
Chen She took a sip of wine and said, "But I didn't start talking about shit and piss with people."
"You told people you don't take a shower, didn't you?"
Wan Chuncao asked Chen She to sober up: "When you chat with someone you just met, you have to show your true self, but you can't be so real."
"Who wants to know that you don't take a shower? No one wants to hear that you stink after a day's work on the construction site and don't want to wash up in time."
"No matter how handsome or nice a man is, he can't be sloppy. Even if you are not sloppy, you can't say you are sloppy just for the sake of truth."
She said: "For example, my husband and I are so familiar with each other, but he has never picked his nose or scratched his butt in front of me. Even when he wakes up in the morning, he doesn't have any bad breath. He is fresh and clean every day."
Xu Muyu: “……?”
Chen She understood something: "You mean I can't pick my nose or butt in front of them? But I don't usually do that."
Xu Muyu also glanced at the display: "?"
Wan Chuncao asked Chen She to drink less, as he was drunk. "The most important thing for you is to learn how to talk. You can't be so aggressive with me and can't even say a word to a little girl. You need to learn to be reserved and restrain yourself, and treat yourself as a normal person."
Seeing that Chen Xiu had something else to say, Xu Muyu interrupted in time: "When laying bricks, there is no need to mention how the bricks are fired."
Chen She could understand something from this: "That is to say, I don't need to tell others everything. There is no need to say those irrelevant nonsense. I just need to be normal and say what I would say."
Wan Chuncao and Xu Muyu looked at each other and said, "That's about what I mean."
Chen She took another sip of wine and finally felt relieved: "Although I don't quite understand what you said, but you are right, I will listen to you, I know what to do."
He raised his glass: "Come on! Cheers!"
Guan Chuncao and Xu Muyu raised their glasses blankly.
All three of them felt a little confused during this conversation.
It seems right but also seems like something is wrong, but it is right anyway.
It's not wrong anyway.
After being comforted, Chen She drank happily.
I no longer felt depressed, nor did my face look bitter. I just picked up the wine glass and drank.
Unlike the depression just now, I have no worries now and drink more.
When people are in a good mood, they talk more and start to recall their childhood memories by taking Guan Chuncao's hand.
They talked about bird nests in the rice fields, bullfrogs in the peanut fields, and the primary school in the village that was about to close down because fewer children were being born now and there were no children left to go to school.
It also talked about the deep mountains where you can pick herbs, the Bigfoot in the mountains, and the fairies that only the lucky ones can encounter.
They spoke with such confidence and excitement, and danced with joy that Xu Muyu almost believed them.
If the story about Sasquatch and fairies hadn't sounded so far-fetched, he would have believed it.
Thanks to them talking so much, Wan Chuncao had no time to drink.
As soon as she drank the wine, before she even drank it, Chen Cheng immediately put down his glass and said to her: "Hey, do you remember that..."
And so on.
Chen She always drank faster than Guan Chuncao. When he finished drinking Guan Chuncao and was about to drink, he called Guan Chuncao.
Seeing that Guan Chuncao hadn't taken many sips of the drink, Xu Muyu just let them continue talking.
He even stepped back to give them space.
There was no point in staying. They didn't talk for a few words before Wan Chuncao dragged him back.
She either leaned on his shoulder to talk to Chen She, or held his hand and shook it, or sat crookedly with her legs folded on his.
After a meal of drinking, only one of them was still drunk, while the remaining two were even more tired than those who had been drinking.
Guan Chuncao's hands were sore and he kept holding the cup but couldn't drink the wine.
Xu Muyu was pulled back and forth, simply exhausted.
There was only decoration. We drank, ate and chatted happily. There was nothing else to worry about. We were having a great time and even got drunk.
Finally, Ali came to pick him up.
Seeing him like that, Wan Chuncao sent it out personally.
For no other reason than to fear that he would get drunk and break the newly built steps.
After they left, only Xu Muyu and Guan Chuncao were left at home, along with a pile of leftovers.
Xu Muyu sat in a wheelchair and threw the empty wine bottle into the garbage bag in Wan Chuncao's hand.
After throwing the last one, he asked her, "Want to continue?"
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