If you want a husband, you have to fight for it.

It’s not quite accurate to say that they knocked on the door, but they meant to flatten the several steps at the door.

After leveling it and then reinstalling it, it is not so convenient to enter and exit.

Chen She advised them: "Save all the food and drinks, otherwise you will not be able to go out and will starve to death at home."

It’s not like I’m isolated from the world, but I still have my cell phone.

Guan Chuncao is optimistic: "Even if the door is removed, there is still a window. Such a big window is not installed in vain."

Xu Muyu also thinks so.

Chen She rolled his eyes at them speechlessly: "When I didn't allow you to stick together every day, you wanted to tie you up, so why are you not happy now that you have a few days of alone time?"

Guan Chuncao and Xu Muyu were both stunned.

It’s not that I haven’t thought about being alone, it’s just that they are together every day, so it’s almost the same as being alone.

Chen She said, "How can that be the same? When no one is around, you can do whatever you want, and you don't have to get up early. Even if you bite your lips to pieces, no one will care."

The two little ones are still there, and the furnishings are already very subtle.

The two little ones were so tactful that they quickened the pace of paddying.

It was Xu Muyu who reacted first. He had picked up half of the dish and before he put it in the bowl, his ears started to feel hot.

Wan Chuncao was a little slower to react, and only then did she realize that Chen She was talking about the corner of her mouth that was bitten. She quickly explained: "The spider peed on me, not bit me."

Chen She was very tactful and ignored Wan Chuncao. Instead, he said to Xu Muyu, who was picking up half of a dish beside him, "Is it urinated on or bitten? How can you not tell after so many years of being in the martial arts world?"

Wan Chuncao was too lazy to tell him: "If you knew that you were a young chicken, you wouldn't even need to roast it. Just sprinkle some cumin on it and it would cook itself."

The two little ones glanced at the display in tacit understanding, and then quickened their pace in paddling rice.

Chen She immediately looked away from Xu Muyu and confronted Wan Chuncao again: "Damn it, who told you that? I'm telling you, there are so many people who love me. I don't know how many women have fallen for me."

"Just based on what you said, it's impossible."

Wan Chuncao was too lazy to laugh at him: "Do you know what kind of fragrance a woman has?"

Chen She almost died of anger: "You, you, you have such a poisonous mouth! I don't know what a woman smells like, but your husband knows it, and he can tell at a glance that she is as pure as can be, a little flower that has not been opened yet."

Xu Muyu choked on the bowl he was holding: "?"

The remaining few people: “……?”

Guan Chuncao quickly said to the two children, "Don't follow his example. Look at the words he uses. Forget about finding a partner. Even if he feeds a stray dog ​​on the street, the dog won't be interested in eating the food he feeds because it's too rotten."

Chen She: “Damn…”

"I've already said that it's useless to rely on me. Of course, there's no hope if you rely on yourself. You should pack up and buy some pension insurance."

“…Get out of here!”

After taking a shower in the evening, Wan Chuncao and Xu Muyu did not rush to bed.

Before discussing whether to stock up, Wan Chuncao pushed Xu Muyu onto the bed and rode on him.

She looked down at him, smiling, crossed her arms over her chest and asked, "Who is Tingting?"

Xu Muyu paused, then laughed out loud.

He looked into her eyes: "Tingting."

Wan Chuncao still smiled: "Oh."

Xu Muyu put his hand on her waist and smiled, "Tingting."

Wan Chuncao's mouth was about to burst out with laughter, but she still insisted: "Oh."

Xu Muyu held her lower back and pulled her closer, but Wan Chuncao lost her balance and fell down.

"Tingting." Xu Muyu hugged her waist and called again.

Wan Chuncao bumped into Xu Muyu's arms, bit his chin and laughed: "Yeah."

Xu Muyu didn't feel any pain, he just wanted to laugh: "Tingting."

"Ah."

"Tingting."

"Ah."

"Tingting."

"Ah."

"Tingting."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

Wan Chuncao bit Xu Muyu's chin with a smile: "I don't know if I remembered it wrong, I remember someone said that they would not interfere with what I wear, why is it that they care about me just because I show my belly button."

Xu Muyu pushed her towards him: "I also remember that I said I would care."

Since she said this, he also wanted to talk about another thing: "Chen She said that you are very popular and there are hundreds of men chasing you."

"No."

Guan Chuncao was very sure: "There are tens of thousands of them."

Before Xu Muyu could say anything, she started laughing. She warned him, "I'm telling you, I have a lot of suitors. If you can't catch me, I'll run away with them."

Xu Muyu couldn't hold back his laughter: "I must, I must lock you up by my side."

Wan Chuncao bit him again: "You are a pervert."

Xu Muyu followed her words and laughed: "Yes, I am perverted."

As soon as they finished speaking, they both laughed like crazy: "Pfft..."

"Pfft hahahaha..."

They couldn't stop laughing, and their faces froze with laughter before they continued the topic.

Wan Chuncao was still thinking about what Chen She said. She said, "Come to think of it, we really should stock up on some things."

"It's a good opportunity for us to look online and find something to buy, and clean up the balcony while the steps are being removed."

The decoration has been going on for a while now, Xu Muyu has gotten used to it, and he has no problem tidying up the balcony: "I just don't know what to buy?"

The empty balcony hadn't had anything on it for a long time.

Do I have to buy back the sofas and barbecue grill that fill the balcony like I did before, and the things I threw away before, bit by bit?

Wan Chuncao didn't think so: "Didn't we talk about it last time? I think we should just decorate it in a way that suits us."

"I think a table and two reclining chairs would be enough. Oh, and some colorful lights. Hang them up there. They'll look nice and help you pee more easily when you get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom."

"For the rest, buy some green plants. Looking at greenery every day will improve your mood. It can also help you cultivate your sentiments and stop you from being grumpy all day long."

He's not grumpy all the time...

Xu Muyu had no experience in buying green plants: "Should we go to the flower and bird market?"

"I'm afraid we don't have the time to choose carefully. Didn't Chen She say that we need to speed up the process next time?"

It would be better to follow Chen She's advice. Wan Chuncao said, "Finish the decoration quickly, so we can move back downstairs earlier."

As for which green plants to choose.

She asked Xu Muyu: "What kind of fruit do you like to eat?"

Xu Muyu was puzzled: "Fruit?"

Fruit? Didn't it mean to choose green plants?

Wan Chuncao waved her hands: "They are all the same, they are all plants. Besides, look at how many trees there are in this villa area. It would be boring to plant trees that don't bear fruit like them."

Xu Muyu looked at her for a while: "Grape, how is it?"

Guan Chuncao decisively refused: "No, in our village, if you grow grapes at home, your family will be extinct."

Xu Muyu looked at her: "Really?"

There is such a custom? Wasn't it made up by her?

She said, “Why would I lie to you?”

Xu Muyu asked again: "Then what do you think we should plant?"

Guan Chuncao said, "Grapes. Grapes are fine. It means more offspring, so it's suitable for you to grow."

Xu Muyu: "...the difference between them doesn't seem to be that big."

Guan Chuncao also said: "We can also plant some strawberries and blueberries. We can fight berries with berries and we won't have mold."

Xu Muyu shut up.

What kind of explanation is this?

It doesn't matter what they say, what matters is that they decorate the balcony well.

Guan Chuncao said, "Otherwise, what would we do with the three or four days we have wasted?"

Xu Muyu didn’t think much about it: “We can take a good rest.”

Having a good rest doesn't prevent them from doing other things.

Wan Chuncao asked again: "Husband, what did you do when you had nothing to do before?"

After asking, she burst out laughing: "It's unnecessary to ask you. What else can you do besides sitting in a wheelchair and lamenting your lost youth?"

"Either read a book, or read a book again."

"You don't even watch TV. You're more boring than Liu Ma."

Everything she said was right.

But Xu Muyu still said: "I can do other things too."

Wan Chuncao pinched his chin and asked him curiously, "For example, what?"

Xu Muyu looked at her, was silent for a while, and said, "Come here and stay for a while."

"anything else?"

Wan Chuncao listened and asked, "What else did you do?"

Xu Muyu was silent for a while: "Also, go back to your room."

If Wan Chuncao had a cigarette, she would have lit it up: "Gone? Really gone? How could it be gone? Are you retired?"

"You can't live like this after retirement. Those retired uncles still go to the park to sing, dance and crack whips. The cracking of the whips is so loud that everyone in the community wakes up after one whip."

"Look at how energetic this old man is."

She said to Xu Muyu: "Look at you, you can't even grab eggs from the old men."

Xu Muyu really didn't know what else to do: "What should I do?"

Wan Chuncao doesn't know about others, but if it's her: "I think I will lie on the bed and play with my phone. If there is a man, I will play with the man after playing with the phone. If the man is not fun, I will play with the phone. Of course, when necessary, I can play with the man while playing with the phone."

Xu Muyu looked at her in disbelief: "How do you play?"

Wan Chuncao asked him curiously: "Husband, what's your reaction? Could it be that what Chen She said is right, you really are..."

Xu Muyu turned his eyes away and lowered his voice: "So what are you doing, playing?"

Wan Chuncao tapped his cheek with her finger: "Plucking leg hair, I will pluck the other person's leg hair while playing with my phone."

"I pulled them out one by one until goose bumps appeared on my legs, then I put on some beeswax."

"With a swish sound, I pulled out a bunch of them, and then I used tweezers to pluck out the remaining small hairs one by one."

"Once it's all red, apply some aloe vera gel, some oil, and some massage to calm it down. Repeat the above steps until your entire leg is smooth."

As she said this, her eyes kept moving down to look at Xu Muyu's legs.

Xu Muyu quickly grabbed her hand and said to her seriously for the first time: "My legs are fine."

"Very good, indeed."