If you want a husband, you have to fight for it.

Chapter 167 It’s your turn

After the singing, both of them were exhausted. They sat in the taxi without saying a word and just kept laughing.

The driver was startled and looked at the two men who looked tired and stupid, but he could understand it after smelling the alcohol on them.

They got off the bus before reaching the agreed destination, and the driver looked at them even more strangely.

If I hadn't vomited in the car, I would have to ask them for at least the car wash fee, plus some compensation for mental damage.

After entering the villa area, I was not far from home, just five or six minutes' walk away.

The street lights in the villa area are so bright, the night is so quiet, and even the evening breeze is so pleasant. It would be a shame not to take a walk, which would also be a good way to sober up.

After getting off the car, Wan Chuncao pushed Xu Muyu and walked slowly towards home.

There were two of them in a wheelchair, and the only sound was the wheelchair rolling over stones as they walked on the road. The entire villa area was so quiet that it seemed as if they were the only ones left.

After walking a few steps, Wan Chuncao suddenly let go of the wheelchair, walked to Xu Muyu, took Xu Muyu's hand, and pulled him backwards.

As soon as she pulled her hand, Xu Muyu smiled at her and didn't stop her: "Be careful, don't fall."

Guan Chuncao held Xu Muyu's hand and moved the wheelchair forward, facing Xu Muyu.

After looking at Xu Muyu's face, she smiled at him: "I'm watching. I have a pair of eyes on the back of my head."

Xu Muyu laughed again.

Wan Chuncao also laughed.

As soon as the two looked at each other, they smiled at each other again, silly smiles.

It was as if he was possessed by a demon or something evil, and he couldn't stop laughing.

I laughed so hard in the KTV just now that my face hurt. Well, now that I came out, I couldn’t help laughing after taking one look.

Her smile was as sweet as if it was covered with honey.

"Pfft hahaha..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The two of them walked forward in this sticky way, very slowly. The two wheels on the wheelchair seemed to be there for fun, and they only moved half a meter after half a day.

"Hey hey hey hubby..."

Wan Chuncao held Xu Muyu's hand and laughed: "I'm so happy. Are you happy?"

Xu Muyu shook her thumb in return and smiled: "Yeah, happy."

"Hey Hey……"

"puff……"

The two of them smiled at each other for no reason.

After laughing, he continued walking.

There were several unfinished bottles of wine on Xu Muyu's legs, as well as two big hammers that Wan Chuncao insisted on buying on the roadside after she came out. When asked what they were for, she said they were for cracking peanuts.

You can't say she was drunk, because she looked the same as usual and talked as much and as frequently.

It cannot be said that she was not drunk. If she was not drunk, why would she, after cracking the peanuts with the hammer, then prepare to knock the displayed corrugated lid to make a wish?

After walking a few steps with Xu Muyu, Guan Chuncao quickened his pace.

Xu Muyu held her hand firmly and smiled: "Slow down."

"It won't fall."

Wan Chuncao laughed and thought it was funny: "The two eyes on the back of my head are watching me!"

She also said: "I think it must be the alcohol I drank that took effect. The alcohol opened up my Ren and Du meridians, and my whole body feels unobstructed. If you don't believe me, look at my eyes."

Xu Muyu smiled and asked her, "What's wrong with your eyes?"

Wan Chuncao winked at Xu Muyu and said, "Look, do you think my left eyelashes have two more than the right? Look carefully."

Even if Xu Muyu looked carefully, he couldn't possibly count how many eyelashes she had, but he still looked at them seriously and nodded to her: "That's right."

"Then look at my heart again,"

Wan Chuncao asked: "Is she pretending to be another man?"

This time Xu Muyu didn't even look at it: "No."

"That's right, I don't think so either."

Guan Chuncao said, "Why do I keep thinking about the bald head of the boss who sells hammers? You said he has no hair on his head, so is his butt also bald?"

Xu Muyu was speechless.

"What about your husband?"

Wan Chuncao suddenly asked Xu Muyu: "Why is your face so clean and there is nothing on it?"

What does she want to say?

Xu Muyu suddenly looked at her cautiously, afraid that she would ask some shocking questions.

Wan Chuncao lowered her eyes, looked left and right, and when she saw Xu Muyu's face hadn't changed at all, she said, "Honey, why isn't your face red?"

She said, "Mine is so red and so hot!"

It turns out that we should talk about the face instead of the butt.

Xu Muyu breathed a sigh of relief, laughed, and said, "This is your first time drinking, so it's easy to get drunk even if you drink a little."

"Then it's not easy for you?"

Wan Chuncao was unhappy: "Why aren't you drunk?"

They sang a lot of songs and drank a lot of wine in the KTV. Only four bottles of low-alcohol soda were left, and the other six bottles of beer were all drunk.

It's not entirely true that they drank together. Xu Muyu always held the wine glass in his hand. It seemed that he didn't care about Wan Chuncao, but in fact he was very strict.

He didn't drink much of the Wanchuncao, only half a bottle at most, and the rest went into Xu Muyu's stomach.

Xu Muyu drank so much, but his face didn't turn red or his heart didn't beat fast. There was not even a single change. He was the same as when he went in and he was the same as when he came out.

Wan Chuncao was different. Her face and neck were red, and she smelled of alcohol, as if she was soaked in alcohol, and her steps were a little unsteady.

Because of the difference in their drinking behavior, Wan Chuncao concluded: "You are a scheming man, husband."

Why are they still making such a judgment? Xu Muyu couldn't help laughing.

Xu Muyu smiled, and Wan Chuncao immediately judged him not guilty: "You are so handsome, you can't be a bad guy, I believe you."

This back and forth is really intoxicating.

Xu Muyu squeezed her thumb and asked with a smile, "Are you drunk?"

"Nonsense."

Wan Chuncao tried to open her eyes wide: "I am such a kind person that any alcohol I drink will automatically turn into water and I won't get drunk. If I were drunk, how could I tell you are a handsome guy?"

Xu Muyu lowered his head and laughed out loud again.

When he smiled, Wan Chuncao also laughed.

After laughing, they continued walking forward, and they walked very slowly.

Guan Chuncao even had time to look up at the night sky: "There are so few stars tonight, much fewer than in the countryside."

Xu Muyu had never seen the night sky in her countryside. He looked up at the sky and saw very few stars. “Are there many stars in the countryside?”

"A lot, a lot."

Wan Chuncao said: "You can also talk to the stars about your secrets. I have whispered to the stars."

Xu Muyu asked her: "What did you say?"

"I talked to the stars and asked them to go home quickly so that the sun would rise sooner every day."

Xu Muyu asked again: "Why?"

Wan Chuncao looked up at the starry sky and said, "When I was a child, I saw a fairy. She floated down from the sky. She gave me a gift and I want to repay her."

"But I haven't seen her since. My dad said the fairy was carried away by the Sasquatch in the mountains and told me not to go up the mountain again. But I clearly remember the fairy saying that we would meet again after dawn."

It's another rural legend, probably made up by people out of fear that children might get lost if they follow the children into the mountains.

Xu Muyu followed her and said, "Did you see him later?"

Wan Chuncao sighed and seemed to sober up a little: "No, not even once."

After sighing, she looked at Xu Muyu again and smiled at him: "What a pity, isn't it."

There was some reluctance and some relief in her eyes. Xu Muyu was not sure if she was still drunk, but he nodded to her: "Well, it's a pity."

"She clearly said she would give me another gift."

Wan Chuncao felt distressed: "But it was destroyed by the Sasquatch, damn Sasquatch!"

Xu Muyu smiled again.

"But I still feel like I got a gift."

Wan Chuncao smiled at Xu Muyu and said, "I got a handsome husband."

"A very handsome, very, very, very handsome husband."

"She's as pretty as a fairy, and as handsome as her husband."