If you want a husband, you have to fight for it.

After a while, the vegetables were finally cut and it was finally time to cook.

For cooking, we have Wanchun grass, and for making fire, we need Xu Muyu.

Wan Chuncao asked Xu Muyu: "Husband, can you light a fire?"

Xu Muyu doesn’t know how to do that.

Wan Chuncao told him to remember one method: "Just think of it as setting a fire."

"Your mission is to be an arsonist. Your goal is to set the fire until all the vegetables are cooked. Then you will have completed your mission."

She spoke very seriously, and Xu Muyu nodded seriously: "Yeah."

Wan Chuncao gave him the lighter and asked him to light it brighter: "It would be best if it can warm people's hearts as well. Be a qualified arsonist of hearts."

Even if Xu Muyu didn't understand, he knew it wasn't a good thing: "..."

As soon as he was told to light the fire, Xu Muyu stuffed a handful of flammable bamboo leaves into the stove according to Guan Chuncao's instructions, and then pressed the lighter with her encouraging look.

With a "click", the lighter ignited the bamboo leaves. At first, the fire was not very strong, but Xu Muyu kept pushing it in.

It was pushed in before the fire was even started. Xu Muyu also added more bamboos. The first thing that came out of the stove was not fire, but a pile of smoke.

Guan Chuncao fanned the smoke and asked Xu Muyu to take out the bamboo leaves and light them: "Think about what you learned in junior high school, the principle of ignition of oxygen and flammable materials. Too much flammable material is useless, and without oxygen it won't work. If you don't know, just think about this."

After she said that, Xu Muyu roughly understood what she meant. He pulled out some bamboo leaves. According to her suggestion, he should put in less bamboo leaves and bamboo, just enough to make it appropriate.

The fire was indeed lit, the smoke became less, and Wan Chuncao could cook normally again.

Everything is normal.

Wan Chuncao added some oil and praised Xu Muyu: "My husband did a great job!"

Xu Muyu was delighted by the compliment and added a handful of bamboo leaves.

The next second, the pot caught fire.

The flames were about to jump out of the edge of the pot, scaring both of them.

Especially Xu Muyu, he picked up the fire extinguisher beside him and pulled out the safety pin to put out the fire.

Wan Chuncao didn't know where he suddenly got the strength from, so she quickly poured a basket of lettuce into the pot to put out the fire, and held his arm in time to calm him down.

After pouring in the lettuce, the fire in the pot went out instantly, and Xu Muyu was relieved. He looked at Wan Chuncao with a little admiration. She is really smart.

After the fire in the pot went out, Xu Muyu reduced the amount of bamboo to keep the fire lit.

But the pot was not hot enough, so Wan Chuncao asked him to add more water because he couldn't cook if the pot was not hot enough.

Xu Muyu added more, but ended up adding too much again, and the celery being fried in the pan kept emitting black smoke.

I reduced the heat again and the fire became lower. This time the celery didn't even emit smoke.

I added more and the fire was too high, so all the water for frying the meat was burned dry.

Over and over again, when cooking a meal, the fire is never normal, it is either too big or too small.

The fried vegetables were all burnt on the skin and the meat was half-cooked.

Four dishes were served, but only the beef brisket stewed with tomatoes was edible.

The beef brisket stewed with tomatoes was cooked in an electric cooker instead of on the stove.

It’s not the two cooks’ fault for cooking such a dish.

Chen She, A Mao, Ali and the other three, when they saw Wan Chuncao and Xu Muyu, especially Xu Muyu's pitiful look with the smoke coming out of his face, they couldn't utter a single harsh word.

But they couldn't force themselves to eat the half-cooked food after finishing their work.

Chen She held the bowl and said, "How about we eat takeout this afternoon..."

Ah Mao followed up by saying, "I see that my sister-in-law and brother are good at cooking, but I wonder if they are interested in doing something else."

Ali asked directly: "Sister-in-law, brother, did your stove explode?"

Xu Muyu felt very embarrassed. These three people should have had a good meal after their hard work, but they cooked them like this: "Sorry..."

Guan Chuncao served them each a large bowl of tomato stewed beef brisket, with the bowl full of meat, and also prepared some cooked vegetables for them to eat: "It's my fault. I haven't cooked for a long time, so my hands are not good at it."

Chen She took a bite of the beef brisket and found it delicious. Then he began to tease her cooking skills: "Fortunately you are not a chef, otherwise you would not be able to run this restaurant for a day."

Guan Chuncao also served Xu Muyu a bowl and asked him to eat. He even found time to retort: ​​"Fortunately you are not a food critic, otherwise many restaurants would have died under your mouth."

Ali was very curious and asked, "Is there such a job?"

Chen She said: "There are so many. There are all kinds of jobs these days. Some make swimsuits for babies, and some make coffins for cats and dogs."

Ah Mao also heard about it: "The money given is quite a lot. I guess only rich people have these needs."

Guan Chuncao picked up a large piece of beef brisket from the bowl and gave it to Xu Muyu. She chatted with them and said, "I've heard about overnight stays before! My friend's boyfriend is one of them. One time she went to see her boyfriend and saw a naked man lying with her boyfriend on his bed. My friend didn't know the man, so she asked her boyfriend what was going on, and her boyfriend said he was an overnight stay."

Xu Muyu saw the beef brisket in the bowl and wanted to take it back, but Wan Chuncao had already picked up the bowl and drank a mouthful of soup and continued, "I was alone at home overnight, and I was really scared, so I asked a resident from the same community in the group to come to my house and sleep with me. I even paid him a lot. When my friend heard this, she said she was tempted and wanted to do it too, if she was a girl and her bed at home wasn't that big."

As soon as she finished speaking, Chen She was the first to put down his chopsticks: "You mean he's a man, and he found another man to spend the night with him, and he even paid him?"

Ah Mao didn't say anything, so Ah Li followed up with, "Sister, are you saying that your friends saw them lying on the bed without clothes?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

Wan Chuncao said: "It's quite a bit of money."

When she put her bowl down, Xu Muyu was able to pick up the piece of beef brisket for her and even gave her a bigger piece. He did not participate in their conversation and only said to her: "It's okay for a pair of strange boys to spend the night together, so why can't a pair of strange men and women do it?"

Wan Chuncao finally reacted: "No, this, it's not that, it can't be that meaning..."

The remaining four people at the table did not deny it.

Wan Chuncao suddenly realized: "It's true..."

Chen She said she lost her mind: "Why didn't you think of it at that time."

Who would have thought of this? Wan Chuncao said, "The man wanted to invite my friend to try it out, saying buy one get one free. If she's scared, she can ask him to come over to her house to spend the night with her. He can also find another man. If two men spend the night with her, he can give her another man for free. Who would want to miss out on such a great deal with three men?"

The remaining four people were speechless: "The discount is the point..."

Chen She patted Xu Muyu's shoulder and told him to keep an eye on her: "I know she won't do anything reckless, but the people around her may not be the same."

Wan Chuncao felt that she was innocent: "What's wrong with me? She even asked me to go, but I thought it was too expensive, so I didn't go."

The two little ones fell silent.

Chen She also silently pinched Xu Muyu's shoulders.

Xu Muyu didn't say much, just put down the bowl: "Why didn't you go?"

"They don't move things."

Wan Chuncao said: "I can't just pick a few strong men and pay such a high price, but they can't even come to my house to move. I have so many things at home and they won't move them. I might as well find a moving company."

Xu Muyu picked up the bowl again.

Chen She heard it and asked her, "Why don't you just find a moving company?"

Wan Chuncao said as a matter of course: "It's a good deal! Buy one, get one free. Buy a hunk and get one free. Then I'll buy three and get three free. I can move six in one trip and that's it. In the remaining time, I can bring them to the factory to work part-time and earn some agency fees."

The remaining four people: "..."

After lunch, everyone went to rest.

In the afternoon, it’s time to do whatever you need to do.

Chen She and the others continued to work, while Guan Chuncao and Xu Muyu also continued to prepare dinner.

The research was good. The lunch was barely edible, but the afternoon meal was much better. At least three out of the five dishes were edible.

After Xu Muyu barely completed the task of washing and cutting vegetables, under the guidance of Wan Chuncao and with his own understanding, the fire he lit did not burn the vegetables.

The dishes were cooked, but the taste was just average.

But the experience was good, and the display was nothing to complain about compared to the lunch.

When lying down to sleep at night, Wan Chuncao asked Xu Muyu how he felt.

Xu Muyu thought she was asking from the beginning, so he started from the market.

"There are a lot of people at the market. It's very crowded. There are too many people."

"Washing vegetables isn't that hard. I can do it."

"Cutting vegetables is okay. It's a little difficult, but I can do it."

"Fire is hard to control. I..."

This was the time when Xu Muyu spoke the most, but he didn't get a single response. He turned around and saw the sound of even breathing coming from downstairs.

Wan Chuncao fell asleep very quickly. It seemed that it was not only Xu Muyu who had been busy all day, but also her.

Xu Muyu turned around and looked at the person below, listening to her breathing, and slowly his mood began to relax a lot.

As soon as he relaxed, he thought again of what she said during the day.

She said she was a woman.

She was indeed a woman, Xu Muyu was not blind, but she was not sexy at all. When she fell asleep, she always liked to sniff her nose with half of her face buried in the pillow.

Mostly cute, how can it be sexy?

cute……

Xu Muyu quickly retracted his gaze and turned back. He was thinking about something.

How can she be sexy, how can she be cute, she is just who she is, there are no more adjectives.

Xu Muyu closed his eyes. He was influenced by her words. It was nothing, nothing at all.

Go to sleep, go to sleep, it’s okay, she’s just talking nonsense.

Gradually, Xu Muyu's breathing calmed down.

She went to bed early today and didn't have time to talk to her.

Tomorrow, tell her to come and sleep in bed with you.

He didn't want to sleep with her, nor did he think she was sexy and cute, but she was too tired and deserved a good rest.

That was it, she was so tired, he had no other ideas.

no……

Xu Muyu had a dream tonight.

Weird dream.