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Chapter 6: Logic is fine
The bear man was upset for a long time, then turned around and stood up in a rage.
Zhou Chang remained alert and vigilant, and took the lead to hide behind an old man who looked the oldest with gray hair.
"Mr. Wu, Mr. Wu... Help, help..." The guy was stuttering, and she was not immune either.
Zhou Chang now realized that every time she changed her identity, she would automatically be fitted into that person's personality.
The gray-haired old man stepped forward at the right moment and stretched out his arms to block it.
On the other side, a middle-aged man wearing a gray robe and a black leather belt around his waist was also awakened and stood up to stop the bear man.
“Puh, phuh, phuh…” The bear man had no choice but to stop and spit several times.
Most people really don't know what spiders taste like.
"What's going on?" the middle-aged man with a black leather belt said in a deep voice.
It was obvious at first glance that this man was also a bodyguard, but his tone of voice carried a certain authority, so he must be a small leader.
The bear man really didn't dare to act rashly, but he was still furious. He pointed at Zhou Chang and said, "Brother Wu, this brat took advantage of me sleeping and stuffed something into my mouth to play tricks on me."
"Stuff something, stuff what?..."
Everyone immediately became curious because they hadn't eaten for a whole day and night.
The two people sleeping next to the bear man were looking around.
Sure enough, in the area vacated by the bear man, there was a large pool of saliva with half the body of a spider soaked in it.
If you stuff a spider into your throat, you'll definitely die.
As for the gecko, it had the ability to break off its tail and escape, so after being spit out, it had long disappeared.
"Spider?" One of them said in a different tone.
The other person immediately started to dry heave.
But there was another person who was so blind that he smacked his lips and asked, "What does a spider smell like?"
"Not only spiders, but also geckos, bah bah bah..." The bear man's eyes were blazing with fire, and his mouth was uglier than if he had eaten shit.
"Ah?" Everyone's eyes fell on Zhou Chang again.
However, at this moment Zhou Chang directly performed an image of weakness, helplessness and pity.
The stuttering guy was only about fifteen or sixteen years old, and because he was thin and short, he looked a year or two younger than his actual age.
With a pair of narrow eyes and a pointed chin, he hid behind the old man with his head lowered and looked docile, just like a docile lamb.
Anyone who looks at him will think that he is a typical obedient and honest boy next door, who would never do anything mischievous, play tricks on others, or make fun of others.
Some people shook their heads slightly to express their disbelief.
The old man in a scholar's grey robe turned around and asked Zhou Chang, "Did you really put the spider into the escort's mouth?"
He is the neighbor of the stuttering clerk, known as "Accountant Wu", and has been working as a third-class accountant in the Yuan family for many years.
This time on a business trip, the accountant Wu is old and wants to bring someone to take care of him.
He believed that business trips could earn more than usual, so he recommended the stuttering waiter to work as a temporary handyman on the ship.
The stuttering waiter did odd jobs on the boat all the way, and at the same time served the accountant Wu Qiju, always obeying the orders.
In the stuttering guy's memory, he even ran into the bear man with bad intentions when he went out to empty the toilet the night before.
The toilet is emptied for the accountant, Mr. Wu.
Now that someone was making things difficult for the stuttering clerk, the accountant Wu had to step in to protect him. Moreover, he knew this child whom he had watched grow up, and did not believe that he would have the courage to do such a thing.
Zhou Chang neither admitted nor denied it. He shrank his body, looking timid and afraid to speak.
"Don't try to deny it, you bastard. I saw you standing above my head with my own eyes, and it seemed like you were holding a thin wooden stick in your hand." The bear man said this and was about to pounce on him again.
The middle-aged man called "Brother Wu" grabbed him and said, "Listen to what he says. If it's true, I won't stop you. With so many brothers like us, how can we still escape from him?"
"Don't be afraid, speak slowly. If someone wrongly accuses you, I will not agree." The accountant Wu also encouraged Zhou Chang.
Zhou Chang nodded timidly: "Yes, it's me, but..."
"You admit it?" The bear man jumped three feet high and was about to rush over to beat him up again.
"But, but, but I mean well." Zhou Chang felt it was too much trouble for him to speak.
stammer?
The bear man realized it and suddenly remembered something. He couldn't help but feel uneasy, so he suppressed his anger: "Okay, tell me, if you don't give me a reason today, I will beat you to death."
Zhou Chang was so frightened that he shrank back twice, fearing that others might not notice.
The accountant Wu patted the back of her hand that was holding his sleeve and said, "Don't worry, there are so many of us here. Just speak slowly, or sing it, it will always make it clear."
Sing and say?
That's a good idea.
Zhou Chang was a karaoke fan in his previous life. He started singing the tune of "The Legend of the New White Snake": "Bai Suzhen under the Qingcheng Mountain..., ah, no..."
"Ahem, I went to flush the water this morning, and suddenly I saw a mosquito fly into this old man's mouth. I wanted to help get the mosquito out, and coincidentally a spider crawled over the old man's head. I knew that spiders always eat mosquitoes, so I caught the spider and put it in his mouth, hoping that the spider would eat the mosquito. But when I saw the spider eating the mosquito and drilling into its throat, I wanted to catch it with my hands, but unfortunately it was out of reach. Fortunately, a gecko happened to crawl over the wall. I knew that geckos eat spiders, so..."
These words were drawn out, and by the end they had lost all their tune.
But the babbling was enough for everyone to understand, so there was no need to sing the rest of the words.
Everyone couldn't help sighing.
Spiders eat mosquitoes, geckos eat spiders, all in one go, nothing wrong with that.
Although this is the logic, no matter how you think about it, why does it feel so weird?
For a moment, everyone had different expressions.
Zhou Chang also rubbed his face vigorously. It was so hard to hold back his laughter that his cheeks were cramping. But he did not forget to add, "I am here to help, to help, to do good, good, good, for this great, great master..."
"Fuck you," the bear man was furious and ashamed, "Who would believe such nonsense?"
"I, I, everything I said is the truth." Zhou Chang just held the sleeve of the accountant Wu tightly, feeling fearless.
When on the boat, the boatman is the boatman, the escort is the escort, and the shopkeeper is the attendant. They are three different groups of people.
Even though they all work for the same employer, they each have their own division of labor and interests. They do not interfere with each other, and no one has to submit to anyone else.
Today, the leaders of the three gangs have been imprisoned in unknown places. Among the remaining ones, Mr. Wu, the accountant, has the longest seniority and the most respected status.
Accountant Wu stretched out his arm and stood in front of Zhou Chang: "I watched this child grow up. He never lies. He is a little stupid, but he is honest and kind. He will not hurt anyone."
"Brother Wu," the bear man turned to the middle-aged man with the black leather belt for help, "you have to take charge of this for me. This little bastard is deliberately teasing me."
Brother Wu touched his chin and tried hard not to laugh, and even put on an embarrassed look.
Without waiting for Brother Wu to speak, the accountant Wu took a step back and said, "Now that we are all in prison, we don't know what will happen next. It is better to make peace. This kid has no grudge against you, and he certainly didn't do it on purpose. Why not let him make amends to this escort brother?"
"No hatred or grudge?" The bear man murmured in his heart.
It was dark the night before and he only showed his profile, so it was reasonable for Stutterer to not recognize him.
Looking at that silly look on his face, it doesn't seem like he's faking it.
But how can I be willing to just let it go like this?
Brother Wu didn't want to cause trouble, and he knew that the bear man was not a good person. Seeing that the bear man was fine, he wanted to make light of it. "Yes, this matter is serious, and we don't know what will happen. This stutterer has no grudge against you in the past or in the present, why would he deliberately hurt you? I think let the stutterer apologize to you, and the adults will not bear grudges, so let's forget about it."
Zhou Chang continued to play innocent and quickly said, "Yes, yes, I'm sorry, sir, I, I, I didn't mean it..."
“It’s so infuriating,” the bear man couldn’t hold back his anger and shouted, “You little bastard, don’t even think about it…” “Everyone is a puppet on the stage of life. Don’t be depressed, just keep watching the show.”
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