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Su Yue put down her fork, glared at Ye Che and said, "Shame on you!"

"You said you've seen me because I'm pretty. Why don't you say I look like your mother?"

Ye Che laughed angrily.

"It's like no one wants to meet you! Besides, my mom is much prettier than you!"

As he spoke, Ye Che snatched the fruit salad in front of Su Yue.

scold me?

I won’t give it to you!

"You..." Su Yue glared at Ye Che angrily, and looked like she wanted to stab Ye Che to death with a fork.

"Ding! The system detects that the Succubus Queen's favorability towards you has dropped by five points."

"It's already negative!!"

Hearing this, Ye Che was stunned!

"Wardefa?"

Can this favorability become negative?

But the key point is that I didn't do anything, why should her favorability decrease?

and many more……

Ye Che seemed to have thought of something and suddenly looked at Su Yue.

No way, could she be... the Succubus Queen?

"Here, here you go, continue eating." Ye Che said carefully.

"Eat your head! I don't want to talk to you anymore!" Su Yue said in a delicate and arrogant voice.

Ye Che: This girl has a really bad temper.

I don’t care whether you are the Succubus Queen or not, I won’t serve you!

"Don't want to eat? Then go away!"

"Hey, hey, hey, it's getting dark. You want me, a weak girl, to go down the mountain alone?"

Su Yue rushed to Ye Che and said angrily with her hands on her hips.

How come this person has no manners at all!

"What else?" Ye Che said calmly.

This little girl is cute, but she's a little too fierce.

Not sweet.

"Hmph! Just wait, sooner or later I will punish you!"

After saying that, Su Yue ran away.

Ye Che looked at her back and thought secretly: "She can't be the Succubus Queen. How can a Queen be like this..."

The next day.

Ye Che got up and glanced at the computer.

"WIN10 system is updating... 0.2%... 0.21%... 0.211%..."

Eh!

The boot speed of this broken computer beats many of its peers.

After finishing his meal early, Ye Che had nothing to do, so he took Heidan to a small market not far from the foot of the mountain.

It's quite lively here, with many people coming and going.

Ye Che came to a teahouse.

At this time, there was a storyteller in the teahouse, telling a story, with saliva flying everywhere, splashing all over the face of the people in the front row.

Everyone in the teahouse was fascinated by what they heard.

But as Ye Che listened, he couldn't help but laugh.

"Hahaha... this story is so boring... it's just like a chronicle."

When he smiled, the old storyteller and everyone in the teahouse all looked at him with dissatisfaction.

"You young man, we are listening attentively, what are you doing here?"

A man stood up and shouted loudly.

Ye Che ignored the man and looked at the old storyteller.

"Uncle, you have been telling this story for decades, right?"

"Who is your uncle?"

The old storyteller looked at Ye Che, shook his head and said, "Sir, you have the wrong person. I don't have a nephew like you."

Ye Che’s inner thoughts: The people in this world are so interesting!

"I mean, you tell such bland stories, don't you get tired of them?"

When the old storyteller heard this, he sneered and said, "I have been telling stories for fifty years. The story of this thief has been loved by tea drinkers since it came out."

“No one ever said they were tired of hearing it!”

"Why? You think I'm not good at speaking? Then come up and speak a paragraph so I can hear it!"

Seeing this, other tea drinkers also began to point fingers at Ye Che.

"Young people nowadays are really impatient. They like to brag without any real ability."

"That's right. I've been listening to this story about the thief for decades, and I still love it!"

"Haha, a young boy is trying to teach an old man a lesson!"

The old storyteller was quite proud for a moment when he saw so many people supporting him.

"Sir, do you dare to go up and give a speech? If you lose, apologize to me in public. If I lose, I will never speak a word again from now on!"

Ye Che shook his head, "Uncle... um, that's not right, old man!"

"I'm just saying this. There's no need to swear so solemnly. Just treat it as a competition."

As he spoke, Ye Che walked up to the podium.

For a moment, everyone in the teahouse looked at him.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes were staring intently, waiting to see the show.

Ye Che glanced at everyone with an indifferent expression.

He has a silver tongue, so why would he be afraid of this?

He picked up the gavel.

Snapped!

There was a crisp sound, which startled everyone.

"Today, I, Ye Che, will tell you an interesting story."

"This story is called..."

"Lin Daiyu uprooted a weeping willow tree, and Tang Sanzang married Granny Liu for the third time!"

Everyone was stunned.

What a fresh book title.

It’s really unheard of!

The old storyteller curled his lips.

"Mysterious!"

Ye Che smiled slightly and spoke.

"On a snowy night, a woman named Lin Daiyu came to the mountain temple on a somersault cloud..."

"There is a tree in front of the temple..."

At first, everyone in the teahouse listened with disdain.

But as they listened, everyone gradually became fascinated.

Especially when they heard that Lin Daiyu could travel a great distance with one somersault cloud, they all gasped and were shocked!

"This Lin Daiyu is truly an immortal!"

"I think it has already jumped out of the Three Realms and is no longer within the Five Elements!"

"Hey! And that Tang Monk is really something, can't he just live a good life with Granny Liu?"

"If you had a boy and a girl sooner, you wouldn't have to get married three times!"

…………

The old storyteller was dumbfounded.

He didn't expect that Ye Che's story was so exciting.

Just the opening chapter has immersed countless viewers in the story.

Ye Che looked at the reactions of the people below the stage, smiled slightly, and thought:

"That's not enough? If I bring up the strange book 'Jin Bing Wa Mu Mei', won't you turn your back?"

Looking at the sky outside, it’s getting a little late.

Ye Che gradually increased his speed.

"Finally, Lin Daiyu found Tang Sanzang, and they used blood to identify each other, but the two people's blood was..."

Snapped!

Having said this, Ye Che suddenly slammed the gavel, startling the spectators.

"Know what will happen next!"

"Please listen to the next analysis!"

After saying this, Ye Che stepped down from the stage and bowed to everyone.

Everyone woke up as if from a dream, and chased after Ye Che, shouting:

"The story is over. Is Lin Daiyu the daughter of Tang Sanzang?"

"Yes, sir, don't leave yet. Did Granny Liu cheat on her husband in the end?"

"Go on! Don't make me beg you..."

Everyone chased after him.

Ye Che said helplessly: "I have to go home to eat, and I'm not a storyteller."

Yes!

Everyone finally reacted and turned to look behind them.

The old storyteller looked dejected, and he sat down on the ground with a thud.

He had already been shocked by Ye Che's story.

Compared with others, what am I, a skilled thief?

Thinking of this, the old storyteller suddenly burst into tears.

"Wow wow wow!!"

Ye Che scratched his head.

Why are you still crying?

I'm not talking about a tragedy!

"Old man, I tell this story just for fun, but your story will be passed down for a hundred years."

"Stop crying!"

Ye Che consoled her with a few words, then wielded his brush and wrote "Jin Bing Wa Mu Mei" in an instant!

"Old man, this is also a masterpiece. I'm handing it over to you. I hope you can comprehend the details in it!"

"gone!"

Ye Che waved goodbye without taking away a cloud!

Everyone watched them leave, reluctant to leave.

"Come often, sir!" shouted the teahouse owner.

Ye Che walked away without even looking back.

however,

As soon as he entered the alley, his vision went dark.

"Fuck! Who the hell put a sack on me?"