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"Answer questions in competition?"

"Okay! I'm smart and I have so many external aids. I don't believe I can't beat you!"

Honglin rubbed her hands and sat upright.

The eagle also perked up and prepared to go all out.

"Don't worry, sister. I am well-read and know everything about astronomy and geography. I will help you!"

There was a gleam of wisdom in the sharp eagle eyes.

Su Dongpo, Donghuang Taiyi, and Mao Bulang also came over, with their brains ready to go at any time.

Old Gao's smile gradually faded. He paced back and forth with his hands behind his back, his eyes wise and intelligent.

He seemed to be pondering a difficult question.

For a moment, the atmosphere became somewhat solemn.

After a moment, a gleam of light flashed in Old Gao's eyes and a wise smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Listen carefully! This is a question about animals. It's very brain-teasing."

“There was a big buffalo with its head facing north. It turned three times to the right, then six times to the south, and finally turned two times to the back.

Which direction is the cow's tail facing at this moment?"

When these words were spoken, everyone was stunned.

Honglin was also confused. You call this an animal-related question?

It's heading north and it's heading backwards. Honglin, how can I, a person with poor direction skills, tell the difference?

Mao Bulang immediately stood up, stuck out his butt, raised his tail, imagined himself as a cow, and began to do the actions as the question said.

"Right...left...south...oh, miss, I'm dizzy, which way is my tail pointing now?"

"To the west?" said the eagle uncertainly.

"Are you sure? Is this your final answer?"

Old Gao asked with a half-smile and squinted his eyes cunningly.

It looked as if the fact that you answered incorrectly was written all over his face.

Honglin knew something was wrong and thought to herself that she was not suitable for using her brain. She kicked Mao Bulang away and waved her hand, saying, "We need to discuss this further..."

"What should we do? Who of you knows the answer?" Honglin looked at everyone and asked quietly.

The eagle and Su Dongpo frowned, and their brains seemed to be experiencing a huge storm!

As he was thinking, several strands of Su Dongpo's hair fell out.

What kind of crappy question is this?

"If you can't answer, just admit defeat!" said old man Gao proudly.

The first question was easily solved!

And just then.

The love stone in Honglin's arms suddenly emitted a ray of light.

Immediately afterwards, Ye Che's slightly speechless voice was heard.

"Hey! Why are you so stupid? Honglin, didn't you ride a big buffalo in circles when you were a child?"

"A cow's tail points downwards. No matter how it turns, its tail will always point downwards!"

When these words were spoken, everyone in the audience was stunned for a moment, and then they suddenly realized and shouted.

"Yes! The cow's tail is facing downwards! Oh my, I almost got tricked by this old man!"

"It has to be the Sect Master! This wisdom... this reaction... no one can match it!"

Old Gao also nodded unexpectedly, with a look of approval and seriousness on his face.

"I didn't expect that someone could answer my question. May I ask who you are?"

"Okay, okay, my last name is Ye, and my given name is just Dad. If you think highly of me, just call me Dad!"

Ye Che's teasing voice came out from the stone, making everyone laugh.

Old Gao glared at me, puffing his beard in anger, "Okay, okay, I just managed to answer one question by chance, but you dare to be so arrogant? You will cry later!"

"Grandpa, now it's our turn to ask questions."

"You go ahead and ask! There is no question in this world that I can't answer!" Old man Gao flicked his sleeves, full of confidence.

Su Dongpo volunteered, "Miss, let me do it. I will write a poem to defeat him!"

Honglin automatically ignored it, held the stone in her arms, and asked Ye Che: "Brother, what kind of questions should we come up with?"

"Isn't this easy? Can't it kill him if I give him a few brain teasers?"

Ye Che's relaxed voice sounded.

"The first question is, why do men close the door when they go to the toilet?"

When he heard the question, Old Gao looked a little confused.

Could this question be so simple?

Da Diao and Su Dongpo also seemed a little anxious. "The question asked by the Sect Master is too simple. I don't even need to think about it. Who would go to the toilet without closing the door? They must be afraid of being seen by others!"

"Yeah, especially since mine is so small, I'm even more afraid of being seen and laughed at..."

"Ok??"

Everyone looked at Su Dongpo strangely.

Bro, there's something wrong with you.

Old Gao raised his eyebrows and said without hesitation: "Of course, he is afraid of being seen!"

"wrong!"

"No? That's because they're afraid that the smell will spread out."

"Wrong, wrong, wrong!"

"It's still not right? Impossible! Then what do you think the answer is?" Old Gao was so angry that he shouted at the love stone.

"Hey! You guys really don't have the ability to think flexibly. A man closes the door when he goes to the toilet because he's afraid the bird will fly away..."

???

After hearing this answer, everyone thought for a few seconds.

Then Su Dongpo, Da Diao, Mao Bulang and others couldn't help but smile obscenely, showing an expression of "I understand".

The two women, Honglin and Medusa, blushed with shame and stamped their feet in anger!

"Brother, why are you so yellow!"

Old Gao also came to his senses and looked a little grim, obviously he had not expected this answer.

But he was a little unconvinced, and he stiffened his neck and argued:

"This question is not rigorous. Men don't need to close the door when they pee. Why... why aren't they afraid...?"

"You have the bird in your hand, what are you afraid of?"

After these words were spoken, everyone was completely convinced!

Even Old Gao couldn't find any words to refute!

At this time, Ye Che's somewhat mean voice came from the Love Stone again.

"Hehe... there is an upgraded version of this question, asking why women have to close the door when they go to the toilet?"

With previous experience, Gao Laotou subconsciously thought of some sensitive words...

His old face couldn't help but turn red.

But how could he say this?

So embarrassing!

Not only him, but also Honglin, Dadiao, Su Dongpo and others, all moved their lips but could not say a word.

Fortunately, Old Gao had a wide vocabulary, so he said tactfully: "I'm afraid the abalone will swim away..."

"Not bad, you can draw inferences from one example. But the answer is still wrong!"

Hearing this, Old Man Gao was stunned, with a look of deep doubt in his eyes, and immediately asked: "Wrong? Then what is the answer?"

"Hehehe... Women close the door when they go to the toilet because they're afraid birds will fly in."

Ye Che's smile was a little bit mean.

Afraid of birds flying away, afraid of birds flying in...

The corners of everyone's mouth twitched wildly. They had learned a lot today.

Several people shouted in their hearts: Master, you old filthy demon king! !

Old Gao was so shocked that he stepped back repeatedly, with a look of shock on his face: "I have met a worthy opponent, I have met a worthy opponent!!"

"I admit defeat on this one!"

"But don't get complacent, the next question will definitely make your head explode!"

Old Gao calmed down a little and asked the following question:

"Four people in the sect were playing mahjong, and the people from the Law Enforcement Hall came and arrested five of them. Why is that?"

Ye Che didn't even think about it and answered directly: "Because the person who was beaten was called Mahjong!"

“This question is too easy!”