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Chapter 336 It’s broken, I’m going to get a stye!

Upon receiving the news, the Five Ghost Emperors were immediately furious and shouted, "How ridiculous! Stay where you are, we will be there soon!"

"Master Ghost Emperor, the situation is critical. If possible, please don't ride a horse..."

"Just wait, idiot!"

The Ghost Emperors hung up the voice stone cursing.

The corner of King Qin Guang's mouth twitched, he felt aggrieved. It was just a small suggestion!

As for cursing ghosts?

There is no place to express the sorrow of migrant workers.

Just as King Qin Guang and other ghosts were trembling in fear waiting for the arrival of the Ghost Emperor.

The burly, ferocious-looking King Chujiang on the side raised his hands, twisted his body slightly, and began to dance, looking very involved in the dance.

This made everyone look confused.

"What are you doing, you idiot?"

"Old Chu, what's wrong with you today?"

"No, I just listened to... their music and couldn't control myself. I wanted to dance along."

"???"

"Hey, how about we get closer and see what bad intentions they have?"

King Chujiang smiled awkwardly.

The ghosts were all in a state of panic. They tiptoed and took small steps, slowly approaching the big stage from the gate of hell.

"Hiss..."

After seeing it clearly, the ghosts couldn't help but have their eyes sparkle and their saliva flow all over the floor.

On the stage, there were rows of fairies from the Guye Tianzong, wearing various uniforms and short skirts, twisting their bodies!

Below the stage, Su Dongpo took the lead, leading a group of elders including Xia Tianyi and Cao Huzi, acting as the atmosphere group.

Playing the piano, beating the drums, DJing and rapping!

And at the very top, Ye Che, the man that terrified all the Ten Ghost Kings, was staring at the beauties dancing with a large group of people.

As everyone showed off their graceful splits, a group of people suddenly shouted and applauded wildly.

"This is good, this is good... slurp slurp..."

"Ahh... Which bastard invented safety pants? I'm going to dig up his ancestors' graves!"

"No, it's not fun to just watch from below. Come on, Lao Liu, let's go up and take a look!" Xia Tianyi's eyes were red.

"Uh uh... isn't this too bad? It will damage our image in the eyes of our disciples!"

"Let's go up and dance too. The stage is so crowded, it's normal to bump into each other accidentally..." Xia Tianyi grinned.

"Well, let's get ready and change into our costumes! With our dancing skills, we're sure to wow everyone!"

They did what they said. Xia Tianyi and Liu Da'er sneaked to the side and started preparing.

There was a hot dance on the stage, with twists of the waist and hips, hair-flipping and seductive glances.

Seeing this scene, the ghosts in the underworld instantly widened their eyes and their gazes stayed on the stage, unable to move away.

At this moment, they actually felt that... this Ye Che was quite considerate.

Coming all the way here just to give a benefit to the underworld?

"Da da da da..."

When King Chujiang heard the music, he couldn't help humming it and even started to dance along in a very realistic way.

“Ahhh~ Twist your butt, twist, twist, twist…!”

"No, no, I'm going to jump up, no! I'm going to go deep into the enemy camp to gather intelligence, you guys just watch here."

After saying this, King Chujiang waved his sleeves, changed into a clean white suit, waved a folding fan in his hand, pretended to be a scholar, and slipped onto the stage.

Seeing this, the other ghost kings clenched their fists and shouted angrily, "Traitor!"

That's it.

The stage lights suddenly went out!

Just when everyone was confused, two figures walked out of the darkness.

As he walked, there was a tapping sound.

The dazzling light shone on them, and the whole place suddenly fell into deathly silence!

Clank…Clank…

When they saw the two appear, tens of thousands of Tianhe Sect disciples dropped the skewers in their hands in shock.

The King of Ghosts from the underworld and a group of ghost officials who were watching from afar were all shocked.

stunned! !

He exclaimed loudly:

"There's something dirty, Old Chu, come back quickly! Be careful not to lose your reputation..."

"Pass the order down. If these two guys die in the future, my underworld will never accept them. Put them on my blacklist!"

"It's so scary!"

Even Ye Che, Donghuang Taiyi, Bajie and others in the stands were stunned.

I have lived for tens of thousands of years, but I have never seen such an eye-catching scene!

Just because of the field...

That summer, Yi wore high heels, had her hair tied in two ponytails, a miniskirt similar to that of a JK, and white stockings on her legs.

The black leg hair poked out through the stockings.

With thick thighs, she walks in an elegant cat-like manner, and her peach-shaped buttocks twist and swing to the music, making a dazzling appearance!

And Liu Da'er, was wearing a sexy pink vest, holding a pink saxophone in his hand, playing it hard.

Around the waist, there is a tight skirt!

Both of them had thick white powder on their faces. I wonder which painter they hired!

The two of them walked to the center of the stage, looking confident and calm!

"Lao Liu, can we really touch someone's butt like this?"

"Believe me, we were wearing similar clothes and makeup, and they were so busy dancing that they definitely didn't recognize us."

The two of them were communicating with their spiritual consciousness, and they didn't notice that the stage and the audience had already fallen silent!

Before they could start dancing, the female disciples on the stage screamed, "Ah!" and ran away!

Su Dongpo plucked the zither too hard and broke the strings. He covered his eyes and cried out:

"It's over, it's over, I'm going to get a stye!"

soon.

The stage became extremely empty!

There were only Xia Tianyi, Liu Dal'er, and a stunned King Chujiang.

The three of them looked at each other, and all three pairs of eyes were filled with confusion.

"Never mind, Old Xia, the arrow is on the string and we have to shoot it!"

"Let's dance ourselves and liven up the atmosphere. They will definitely come back!"

"Okay! In that case, let's get started!"

Xia Tianyi nodded solemnly.

There was no atmosphere group music, so Xia Tianyi and his buddy sang and played the saxophone themselves.

"Come on, come on, come on~"

"Come on~Have fun~ Anyway, there is~plenty of time~"

"..."

"Come on~ act up~ Anyway, there is~ plenty of scenery~"

The two of them even used clip sounds, coupled with their enchanting dance moves and sexy outfits, which made everyone present feel nervous!

He clenched his fists, wishing he could kick them both to death.

On the other hand, the Chujiang King, who was closest to them, was very excited: "Hiss... I didn't expect that these two people's ideas are so advanced?"

"Look! This song, this dance...except for ghosts, I guess no one else would like it!"

Seeing this scene, King Chujiang couldn't help himself and started twisting his body along with Xia Tianyi and the others.

"My two friends, what a great dance!"

"It's the same with you... My dear brother, your dancing is pretty good too!"

Upon hearing this, King Chu Jiang laughed and asked:

"Hahaha... I just don't understand. How come there are only a few of us left on such a big stage?"

"Why did those fairies go down?"

"Don't worry, just watch me use my dancing to attract them over!"

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