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Chapter 31 I’m afraid you’ll catch a cold, so I’ll give you a green hat

Hearing this, Ye Che slapped his head and said, "Oh, right! Fine wine! It's a rare feast today, and I suddenly felt inspired and wanted to recite a poem!"

"Oh? Senior, you are also well versed in poetry? Recite it. Hahahaha..."

Everyone laughed heartily.

Ye Che adjusted his expression, his eyes rolling around.

Anyway, this world is different from Blue Planet. If we learn from the wisdom of the ancients, nothing should happen.

Ye Che opened his mouth and said,

"If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun, and don't let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon..."

Oh no, what’s the next sentence?

Ye Che suddenly forgot.

He quickly cut the poem and then spoke again,

"Wine and song, life geometry!"

……

……

"How to relieve worries? Only Du Kang!"

"Everyone, what do you think of my poem?"

Ye Che picked up the wine glass and recited poetry while drinking.

When everyone heard it, they immediately exclaimed that it was a great poem, especially Cao Huzi, who actually resonated with it.

It feels like this poem is meant for him!

"I never thought that the senior is not only an unrivaled martial artist, but also a master in poetry and prose! I am convinced, I am convinced!"

"I wonder what you think about... married women?"

Cao Huzi stood up and toasted with an admiring look on his face.

Ye Che drank it all in one gulp, winked at Cao Huzi, and said with a wicked smile,

"Hey, the wife... is very moist! There is nothing she can't do, except what you can't think of."

Everyone's eyes lit up.

Seniors are seniors, this is all based on experience!

The sensible Xia Tianyi had already taken out his small notebook and started taking notes carefully.

If you can comprehend even a little bit of the life insights of your predecessors, your future achievements will be immeasurable!

After three rounds of drinking,

Wu Da suddenly grabbed Ye Che, his old face suddenly wrinkled into a bitter gourd, and said pitifully,

"Senior, please give me some more advice! I am Wu Da, and I also want to experience the pleasure of a breakthrough!"

"It's just a small matter. Put your face closer."

Ye Che waved his hand nonchalantly, then narrowed his eyes and looked at Wu Da.

"You... dig a hole!"

The next second, Ye Che suddenly screamed in surprise.

Wu Da's heart sank, and he quickly asked, "Senior, can't I... break through?"

Ye Che shook his head with a strange look on his face, and asked tentatively, "Wu Da, how is the relationship between you and your wife?"

"Very good. Jinlian is a woman who is most loyal to her husband."

"It's just that he likes to feed me medicine lately..."

Wu Da scratched his head, not quite understanding why his senior suddenly asked him this question.

Ye Che nodded slightly, and after a few seconds of silence, he said, "It seems to be the case."

Seeing Ye Che like this, several people looked at each other, becoming more and more confused.

"senior……"

"Wu Da, Jin Lian...was afraid you would catch a cold, so she cheated on you."

pat!

Wu Da was stunned for a moment, the smile on his face gradually disappeared, and the wine glass in his hand fell to the ground.

"Senior, you, what you said... is all true?" Wu Da breathed rapidly, his whole face wrinkled, and he looked like he was about to cry.

"Jinlian cheated on me with another man?? But when did this happen?"

"Hmm...about fifty years ago." Ye Che counted on his fingers.

The green hat of Wuhan University is quite old.

"What!! Fifty years ago!" Wu Da roared.

Liu Da'er, who was standing by, quickly comforted him, "Da Lang, fifty years is a bit long, but fortunately you know it now, it's not too late, just bear with it..."

"You're such a jerk! I just married her fifty years ago! What the hell, after the wedding night she just...just..." Wu Da roared to the sky.

Hearing this, everyone took a deep breath.

Looking at Wuda with pity,

They want to ask now.

When you were able to enter easily, didn’t you wonder why?

But suddenly, Wu Da changed his dejected look and said in a very deep voice, "This is nothing. Come, let's drink! Don't let a woman ruin our fun."

"Wu Da, you..."

"I'm fine now. As a man, you need to suffer some trauma in order to grow."

"Let the past go with the wind and take everything away! From now on, please call me... Sentimental Man!"

Wu Da spoke with particular emotion, with a hint of melancholy and vicissitudes on his face.

The whole audience couldn't help but burst into applause.

"Good job! Dalang!"

"Yes! That's it. Be more alert."

"Don't lose our place as the Three Musketeers!"

Ye Che sighed and patted his shoulder comfortingly.

This incident was indeed a huge blow to people.

Can understand.

"Da Lang, don't hold on. It's not a sin for a man to cry. Cry if you want to. Otherwise, I'm afraid your eyeballs will be drowned."

Even though Wu Da tried hard to look up, Ye Che still saw tears in his eyes.

“Wuuuwawawa…hahaha…this damn woman, I, Wu Da…treated her so well, and she…wuuuu…”

"Senior, my heart... feels so cold!"

Wu Da couldn't hold back any longer and burst into tears as he sat on the ground.

Seeing their good brother like this, Xia Tianyi and others felt very uncomfortable.

"It's a hook! We can't just let this go! Senior, do you know who the adulterer is? I must castrate him!"

"That's too good for him. Let's smear honey on his lower body and throw him into a hornet's nest. Let him have a taste of what... an intimate kiss is!"

"That's right! Roast him with fire, steam him in a cage, and make him regret coming to this world!"

Hearing what they said, Ye Che couldn't help but take a breath.

They are all a bunch of ruthless people!

Ye Che helped Wu Da up and said, "Actually, you also know that person, Wu Da."

"I know him?" Wu Da's eyes widened instantly.

Then he turned around and stared at Cao Huzi.

He knows that this old guy loves someone else’s wife!

"Fuck! Wu Da, what do you mean? I, I don't want to sleep with your woman." Cao Huzi looked nervous.

"Senior, is it him?"

"Of course not." Ye Che shook his head. "That man's name is Dongmen Qing, and he lives at the entrance of your village."

“It turned out to be him…” Wu Da’s face darkened and he gritted his teeth.

"Dongmen Qing? Hiss... Could his father be the sword-dragging king Dongmen Chuixue?" Xia Tianyi exclaimed.

Hearing this, everyone showed difficulty. "That's difficult. Dongmen Chuixue is a powerful cosmic master, and his swordsmanship has reached the realm of perfection! I'm afraid that we..."

Ye Che didn't care. He picked up a chicken leg and said while chewing it, "Wu Da, go find your second brother. He can help you get revenge."

"But senior, my Erlang is at the Hong level..."

"Tell him that you've been cheated on and will soon break through to the cosmic level."

Ye Che smiled.

With the eyes of Zhulong, he can clearly see the cause and effect lines of everyone.

"Okay, I'll go back right away! Senior, today is my day, I'm sorry, I will definitely have a drink with you some other day!"

After saying that, Wu Da left in a hurry.

“Senior, you have given some advice to these three people, but as for me…” Xia Tianyi looked at Ye Che eagerly.

"Don't worry, Old Xia. Your breakthrough opportunity is in the ancient battlefield. I'll go with you when it opens tomorrow."

In fact, Ye Che had already seen through Xia Tianyi's cause and effect line.

However, he was a little confused. When he saw Xiao Qingli this morning, why did she also have an opportunity in the ancient battlefield?

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