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Chapter 290 Brother, I didn't expect you to have this habit...
Lu Guan's eyes widened and he grabbed Bajie by the collar: "Damn it! What do you mean by that? Tell me!"
"Could it be that... I am not born by my father? Or by my grandfather?"
"Could it be... that my father was cheated on by my grandfather?"
“What a sin, what a sin!!”
In just a few seconds, Lu Guan had already imagined a lot.
Ye Che was shocked, thinking to himself that he had never seen any Japanese blockbusters, but he could actually think of such a plot!
What a lewd talent!!
Upon hearing these words, Bajie's forehead was filled with black lines and his face was as dark as ink.
"Is this fucking human language?"
"Your grandfather fell in love with a girl and swore to spend the rest of his life with her. If he breaks his oath, his descendants will be extremely ugly!"
"In the end, he cheated on her and ran off with another woman."
"Now it seems that the oath I made back then has come true."
Bajie told the interesting story that happened fifty thousand years ago.
"Old Pig, if I remember correctly, the woman your grandfather let down... seems to be the founder of the Ancient Tomb School... what's her name... Lin Chaoying?"
"It should be her! So, don't make false oaths, you never know when it will come true."
Lu Guan had a sad face and wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Damn it! My grandfather is such a bastard. He swore if he wanted to, but why would he use his children and grandchildren to make money?"
Xia Tianyi's eyes lit up, as if a blind student had discovered something special.
"Your grandfather is smart! He swore on his descendants that even if retribution comes, it won't be his fault!"
"This move is amazing! Would you rather kill your children and grandchildren than yourself? I want to learn this in the future."
"No! I'm smarter than your grandfather. I'll swear on my father in the future, hehe..."
After listening to Bajie's words, Ye Che looked at Lu Guan again.
Although he has regular facial features, he leaves a deep impression of ugliness.
It seems that I have indeed been infected with some kind of curse!
Ye Che rolled his eyes and came up with an idea.
"Master, the person who tied the bell must be the one to untie it. If you want to resolve this problem, I'm afraid you have to go to the Ancient Tomb Sect."
"If you can get Lin Chaoying to forgive your grandfather, maybe the curse on you will be gone!"
"dont you agree?"
"That makes sense!" Lu Guan slapped his thigh, looking as if he had suddenly understood something.
But the next second, he frowned again.
"Sect Master Ye, but where is this Ancient Tomb Sect... I don't know either!"
"Think about it carefully. Didn't your grandfather leave you any clues?" Ye Che said.
Lu Guan paced back and forth, scratching his bald head frantically, muttering to himself as if he were possessed by a demon.
Suddenly, he roared!
"Trench digging!!!"
The sound was so loud that it nearly blew the roof off!
Ye Che and the others were delighted and asked quickly, "Did you think of it?"
Lu Guan shook his head: "No, but my stomach is a little urgent, I'm going to squat in the pit for a while."
puff...
Suddenly, a foul smell spread everywhere.
"Grass!!"
Ye Che left cursing.
……
in the room.
Honglin sat on the edge of the bed, her little feet dangling in the air.
Yuzu!
Ye Che pushed the door open and came in. When he saw Honglin, he remembered that he should tell her a story tonight.
"Hey! I wanted to have a deep exchange with Shuang Ning tonight, but it seems like it will only be tomorrow night."
Ye Che walked to the bed and sat down.
Honglin raised her chin and puffed out her chest, her face looking proud.
Ye Che glanced at her subconsciously, and then said speechlessly: "Honglin, take out the bra pad."
Hearing this, Honglin instantly became a deflated ball, drooping her head and pouting, "Damn it! How did you figure that out?"
Ye Che had a few black lines on his forehead and took a deep breath: "Your padding is crooked! Who has three breasts normally?"
"Tsk~ Isn't triple happiness good? Bro, I see through you!"
As she spoke, Honglin pulled out a large box from under the bed, and then poured all the contents of the box onto the bed.
After seeing clearly, Ye Che's old face turned red.
Red rope, handcuffs, whip, wax...
This was the reward given by the system last time. Ye Che was reluctant to throw it away, so he kept it secretly, thinking that one day in the future he could put it to good use and realize its value!
I never thought that Honglin would find out.
This is just embarrassment opening the door to embarrassment, it's so embarrassing!
Ye Che shook his head frantically, waved his hands, and scolded.
"Who did this? Why put something like this in my room? It must be that old pervert, Old Xia. I'm going to take care of him right now!"
Seeing that Ye Che still wanted to run, Honglin's face sank. She knocked Ye Che to the ground and quickly handcuffed him.
"Honglin, what...what do you want to do? Don't come over here!" Ye Che screamed.
The handcuffs given by the system can actually seal your cultivation!
At this moment, Ye Che was like a sheep to be slaughtered, with nowhere to escape and was forced into a corner.
Honglin picked up the small whip and tried to swing it in the air a few times.
clap clap clap...
What a loud noise!
"Brother, what is this whip made of? It's so powerful!" Honglin said in surprise.
Then, she looked at Ye Che with ill intentions, like a little loli devil.
Ye Che subconsciously clamped his legs together, swallowed his saliva, and said in panic: "Honglin, listen to me, let's put down the whip."
"Brother, I feel like I'm reaching my rebellious stage!" Honglin approached.
"Honglin, please don't do anything to offend me! I will feel guilty if you do that."
"It's okay, you're not my real brother!"
Honglin snorted.
Then a crisp sound rang out in the room.
The whip hit Ye Che's butt.
Ok?
Does it hurt?
wrong!
Not only did it not hurt, but after this whip, his cultivation level actually increased! !
Oh my God!
Is there such a good thing?
Ye Che's face lit up with joy, and he said excitedly: "Continue, Honglin, and pump a few more times!"
“???” Honglin’s mind was full of question marks.
"What are you doing? Keep smoking! Don't stop!"
Honglin looked at the extremely excited Ye Che and covered her mouth in disbelief, as if she couldn't believe what she was seeing.
"Brother, brother, you...you...you like being abused?"
"Oh my God! I thought you used these things on your sister-in-law, but I didn't expect you to use them on you."
"Brother, you are such a bitch."
Ye Che rolled his eyes and looked at Hong Lin speechlessly: "Just smoke it, stop talking nonsense!"
clap clap!
Two more whips.
Honglin raised her chin proudly, stepped hard on Ye Che's belly with her jade feet, and said coldly:
"How dare you! Now, you are going to call me Queen!"
"Clap clap clap..."
The noise continued all night, and the birds in the yard couldn't stand it anymore and flew away!
The disciples passing by were all shocked when they heard the noise and secretly sighed:
"Too powerful! The master is too powerful!!"
"Is this the legendary little steel cannon?"
"Shut up and go away, it would be bad if you were discovered."
"..."
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