I'm a useless prince, so what if I know a little bit of chemistry?

Lin Fan has five hundred heavy cavalry under his command. Although the number is not large, they are all elite.

When Emperor Liang heard this, given his temperament, he would certainly be worried.

Therefore, Lin Fan did not plan to go directly to Jiangnan, but to make some trouble.

The more Lin Fan behaves, the more he acts like a dandy, the more at peace Emperor Liang should feel.

If Lin Fan did not harm the people during the journey, Emperor Liang would probably have new ideas.

"Everything is subject to the arrangements of the Marquis."

Chun Fang still massaged Lin Fan's shoulders very gently.

"My lord, what about Lin Yidao?" Xiang Long asked worriedly.

"Haha, if I do this, Lin Yidao probably won't think too much about it. Instead, he will be willing to pay for us to play. Do you believe it?"

Lin Fan looked at Xiang Long expressionlessly.

"How can this be? We just broke into the city gate, and Lin Yidao will still pay?" asked the fat captain Chu Hu.

"Let's wait and see. I'll take a few brothers for a walk later. Remember to pick out a few smart ones." Lin Fan said calmly.

"Ahem, Lord Marquis, can you take me with you?" Chu Hu coughed twice and said with a flushed face.

Lin Fan was a little confused and looked at Chu Hu.

"Hehe, I've never been to a brothel in my life, and I want to go and have a look." Chu Hu said with a naive smile.

"You are such a disgrace to the general!"

Xiang Long rolled his eyes and glared at Chu Hu.

"Hey, Xiang the fool, you are a full man who doesn't know the hunger of a hungry man. You have had sex with your wife, but I have never even touched a woman's butt."

Chu Hu also glared at Xiang Long and said unconvincedly.

"Fatty Chu, you..." Xiang Long wanted to refute, but Lin Fan was present, so he couldn't say any more.

"Haha, Fatty Chu and Stupid Xiang, you are quite interesting. Here, Fatty, take a few brothers who have never eaten meat and teach them how to eat meat."

Lin Fan smiled and called Chu Hu "fat man".

"Really? Hehehe, I, Fatty Chu, would like to thank you very much, My Lord." Chu Hu smiled and glared at Xiang Long proudly.

"Brother Xiang, are you going?"

"My lord, his family is very strict. If he looks at the pretty girls on the street for a few more times, he will... woooo." Just as Chu Hu took the opportunity to gossip, Xiang Long covered his mouth.

"Fatty Chu, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will not let you go today."

"Xiang the fool, are you going to suffocate me to death? Did you wash your hands after taking a shit?"

Chu Hu pried Xiang Long's hands apart and cursed him breathlessly.

Lin Fan looked at him with a smile. Compared to Xiang Long, Lin Fan preferred Chu Hu's straightforward personality.

After drinking a few cups of tea, Lin Fan and his group of ten people left the inn.

Xiang Long was going to take the rest of the soldiers to set up camp, and only Chu Hu, a few young boys, and Chun Fang followed Lin Fan.

Several people left the inn and headed straight for Yixiang Tower.

Yixianglou is located at the intersection of two of the most prosperous streets in Jardine Matheson, with a constant stream of people buying and selling.

There were also many scholars and literati walking together on the street, heading to Yixiang Tower.

After entering Yixianglou, the situation was different from what Lin Fan had imagined of a place soliciting customers everywhere.

The door to the building was open, and there was a desk at the door, on which were placed various study items.

There was a pretty woman standing next to the desk. Whenever someone wanted to come in, the woman would say a few words and that person would pick up the pen to write.

"It's interesting." Lin Fan murmured.

"Sir, if you want to enter the building, you need to compose a poem or leave a calligraphy."

The woman said softly when she saw Lin Fan and the others.

"Sir, I am a rough man and don't understand these things." Chu Hu said anxiously.

The woman smiled and said, "That's fine. If you are talented, you can bring people in."

Lin Fan smiled, turned around and whispered something in the ears of Chu Hu and the others.

"Sir, is this okay?"

Chu Hu was stunned and scratched his head.

Lin Fan patted Chu Hu on the shoulder and said, "Of course it will work. Just listen to me."

"Please compose a poem, sir."

The woman had a good impression of Lin Fan, after all, he was handsome.

"Alright."

Lin Fan smiled at the woman and wrote:

"The east wind blows thousands of flowers into bloom at night, and blows down stars like rain. The road is filled with the fragrance of BMWs and carved carriages...

Suddenly I looked back, and that person was there, and the lights were dim. "

The woman picked up the paper and took a look. Although the format of Lin Fan's writing was something she had never seen before, she felt that it was extremely beautiful, a hundred times better than ordinary poems.

The woman smiled sweetly at Lin Fan, as if flirting with him: "Sir, please come in."

"I'll go in first, you guys hurry up."

Lin Fan walked in with Chun Fang.

"I'll write first."

Chu Hu picked up the brush and began to write crookedly as if he were holding a knife.

The woman kept thinking about Lin Fan's words and didn't pay any attention to Chu Hu and the others.

By the time Chu Hu and his companions finished writing and left, the woman had not yet come to her senses.

"He is truly a man of great talent. After you whispered a few words into the servants' ears, they became confident. I think his writing is not bad either."

The woman excitedly picked up one and looked at it. It was indeed written by Chu Hu, but the handwriting really made the woman frown.

"Daming Lake, Daming Lake

There are lotus flowers in Daming Lake

There is a toad under the lotus

One poke and one jump"

The woman was stunned and looked again in disbelief.

But the same thing happened the second time, so the woman picked up the second one.

"I stole the evening wine,

I want to get drunk with you."

"This does have some artistic conception." The woman nodded slightly and continued reading.

"You said three pounds to start

Well, I’m a clown.”

The woman almost vomited blood. She didn't believe it and picked up the third one tremblingly.

"I stole the wine at dusk

I took Lao Wang's dog again

Relatively speechless

Look at its delicate features?"

"It's an insult to elegance, it's an insult to elegance!"

The woman had a gloomy face and picked for a long time. Finally, she picked out one that looked good. However, the last sentence made her doubt her life again.

I saw it read:

How should I deal with the world when people slander me, deceive me, humiliate me, laugh at me, despise me, hate me, and cheat me?

Just tolerate him, let him be, leave him alone, avoid him, respect him, ignore him, and sleep with his wife!

The woman seemed to have seen something extremely evil. Her face changed drastically and she became extremely depressed.

At this time, the culprit, Lin Fan, was strolling around happily.

"Sir, are you really okay?" Chun Fang naturally heard what Lin Fan said to Chu Hu and the others, and he was dissatisfied and a little worried.

"What could happen? Look, haven't they come in?" Lin Fan said with a smile.

"Master, this is brilliant. I, Chu Hu, will never submit to anyone in my life except you. When I return, I will make sure to spread this message among the army."

Chu Hu came over and praised.

"That's right. Although I haven't read many years of books, the poem is easy to remember and not at all tongue-twisting. I know it must be a great poem." One of the young men also echoed.

"Let's go shopping. If you like someone, just go for it. The expenses are on me."

Lin Fan patted one of the boys on the shoulder and said.

"This……"

The young boys are extremely immature, how could they have seen so many beautiful girls?

Their faces were all flushed, but they kept swallowing their saliva.