Tomb Raider: What kind of heroine is she?

Qi Tiezui sat bored at the back of the incense hall, rubbing the copper coins he used for fortune-telling. After seeing that the edges were rubbed smooth, he put the coins down with satisfaction, and then slumped down on the table.

"Boring, so boring..." Qi Tiezui wailed and raised his head. If it weren't for the strange divination today, he would have run to the Buddha's house early to eat and drink.

But it was almost noon and nothing had happened. Qi Tiezui was almost suffocated.

Suddenly, he heard a burst of noise coming from the front hall. Thinking someone was causing trouble, Qi Tiezui was so scared that he stood up immediately and prepared to sneak away.

Unexpectedly, the next moment, as he just stood up, he saw a black creature bypassing the guy who was trying to stop him and rushing in slipperily. It threw the things in its hand away, then hugged him and pressed him onto the stool, howling seamlessly.

"Mouth, I miss you so much. You don't know how much I miss you (this mouth) when I'm out there. Without you to be with me (listen to gossip), I feel like life is meaningless~"

Qi Tiezui: ???

What the hell is this thing! Is it possessed by a ghost?

Grandmaster, please save my disciple!!!

When Qi Tiezui recovered, he quickly helped the man sit down on the stool, only to see the man move the stool and sit down next to him, holding his arm tightly with one hand. Qi Tiezui tried to struggle but failed, so he had to give up and cleared his throat before speaking.

"Brother, can you please let go first?"

Then the boy in sunglasses shook his head, squeezed his arm, and spoke in a clear boyish voice.

"Zui'er, I haven't seen you for so long. Why do I feel like you've gained weight?"

Hungry ghost in sex.

Qi Tiezui couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and wiped the cold sweat from his head. He made up his mind and waved his hand to let the guys who didn't stop Zhang Xingxing from coming in go out first before he spoke.

"Hey, my friend, have you come to the wrong place? If you want to kiss, you should go to the brothel! The person you are looking for is not in my incense hall... It may not be easy for you to come out, so why not go somewhere else while it is still early..." It's better to get more sun!

Qi Tiezui seemed to be speaking sincerely, but with trembling hands he took out a piece of talisman paper from his pocket and then stuck it on Zhang Xingxing's forehead with lightning speed.

Zhang Xingxing: ???

Zhang Xingxing was stunned. She slowly raised her hand to peel off the talisman paper on her forehead. She took it off and took a look at it. She almost burst out laughing.

Hahahaha, Qi Tiezui probably thought she was possessed by a ghost!

Zhang Xingxing's eyes curved under her sunglasses as she thought about it, and she decided to tease Qi Tiezui. She suppressed the corners of her mouth that were rising wildly, and spoke in a low voice.

"I came here to find you, my dear sir. Have you forgotten the wonderful time we had together under the moonlight and flowers, chatting by candlelight? My dear sir."

The cry of "sir" was so tortuous and enchanting that Qi Tiezui felt even daunted.

It’s over. Not only is this a high-end game, it’s also aimed at him.

But the ancients said: Know yourself and know the enemy, and you will never be in danger in a hundred battles. Qi Tiezui quickly adjusted his mentality, tremblingly raised his other arm and wiped the sweat on his forehead with his sleeve.

"My friend, I don't know your name. I have a bad memory. I was hit on the head by a small incident some time ago, so I may have forgotten you... I am deeply saddened. I wonder if my friend can tell me a little more about your identity..."

In a word, Qi Tiezui spoke haltingly, and during the process he did not forget to find an excuse to rub Xiao Rizi in and kindly file a complaint.

Zhang Xingxing was so happy that he went crazy. You have to say, this little mouth can really talk! However, seeing Qi Tiezui's pitiful and aggrieved look, Zhang Xingxing decided to be a good person and not scare him.

"Can't you tell a person by his face? You can tell at a glance."

After saying that, Zhang Xingxing also took off his glasses. Qi Tiezui could only look up with a sad face after hearing this. This ghost knows a lot!

Alas, living long enough, one can see everything. I never thought that he would have to be seen by a ghost one day... Besides, is this body yours? You just watch...

No matter how much Qi Tiezui complained in his heart, he didn't dare to say it out loud, and could only hold it in his heart. At this time, he carefully looked at the person in front of him again.

The person in front of him was wearing a windbreaker, holding him with one hand and playing with the legs of his glasses with the other hand, looking quite like a gentleman. This made Qi Tiezui, who thought it was a female ghost, a little uncertain again.

Zhang Xingxing was also quite excited when she saw Qi Tiezui start to look at her. She also wanted to see if her improved simplified face-lifting technique could be seen through. So she excitedly stretched her face towards Qi Tiezui, as if to say, "Look, look, look quickly."

Qi Tiezui looked at the face that was stretched out to him. It was handsome and elegant, with sharp eyebrows and bright eyes. It looked familiar, but it looked fake. But the eyes were clear and he didn't look like someone possessed by a ghost. It was a bit inconsistent, so Qi Tiezui touched the face for some reason.

Oh, it’s a real face.

Qi Tiezui, feeling the delicate touch of his hand, instantly withdrew his hand, but accidentally discovered that his fingertips were a little dirty. No, his face was hot, and there was no evil spirit possessed. He was a living person!