Want to tease the prince, the cat is soft and delicate
Chapter 188 How did Susu know that I was so powerful?
Mei Susu is still aware of her own weight.
I know he is speaking against his conscience.
But she was very happy that he was willing to accommodate her.
Xuanyuan Che handed her the brush and asked: "Does Susu write or do I write for Susu?"
Mei Susu knew that her half-sentence of "slippery poem" was not worthy of being published, so how could she really write it on paper and submit it.
It would be a joke if others saw it.
She just grabbed Xuanyuan Che's arm and wanted to say forget it, her one fish, two fish, were not worthy of being presented in a noble place.
But before she could say anything, the fat man next door burst into laughter and proudly recited his poem: "One fart, two farts, two farts connected together, the sound is deafening!"
"Puchi." Mei Susu couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Fortunately, she covered her mouth in time so the other party didn't notice.
After the man finished reading, he exclaimed in amazement, then handed the paper to Ji Zi and told her to put his answer paper aside quickly so as not to lose it.
Ji Zi wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. Mei Susu felt a little sympathetic towards her seeing how hard she was trying to hold back.
After Ji Zi left, Mei Susu held Xuanyuan Che's arm tightly. She was hesitant just now, but now she made up her mind and decided to give it up.
Her fish may not be worthy of being presented in a formal occasion, so let the guy next door do it.
She wanted to avoid being laughed at by others, and she couldn't afford to lose face.
But Xuanyuan Che just gently took her hand away, then picked up the pen and quickly wrote down the poem that Mei Susu was reading on the paper, and called the waiter to hand him the paper.
"No." Mei Susu tried to snatch it, but Xuanyuan Che hugged her.
"If I say it's great, then it's great. Susu, what are you afraid of? With me here, who dares to laugh at you?"
Mei Susu regretted it so much that her intestines turned green. She should have used her brain earlier.
But since the things had been handed over, she had no choice but to give up. Anyway, although she was interested in the treasure, she didn't want it. Xuanyuan Che was setting a trap for others, so how could she ruin his plan?
Half an incense stick of time passed quickly and all the answer papers were collected, but it only took a few cups of tea to choose the winner.
The screen on the platform was replaced, and the entire poem appeared on it.
The first half of the sentence is the suggestion, and the second half is the other party's answer.
[One mountain, two mountains, mountains connected to each other into the clouds, climbing high and looking far, my heart surges, my ambitions soar to the sky and the world is wide. ]
There was a brief silence in the field, and then discussions broke out.
Some people say that this poem is excellent, especially the line "My ambitions are soaring and the world is so vast", which is the highlight of the poem.
But some people say that this poem is not good, that the heavy mountains do not match the lofty ambitions, and that it feels a bit too ambitious.
Anyway, the two groups were arguing and neither could win the argument, but the winner of the first round had been decided, and the second question followed closely, and the quarrel also stopped with the appearance of the second question.
Tip: Use ten "ones" to make a one-character poem. No other numbers except one can appear in the poem.
This question is obviously more difficult than the first one, and everyone is in distress.
"Does Susu have any ideas?"
Xuanyuan Che saw that the little girl didn't seem to be very interested in the topic, so he asked her and put the osmanthus sea bass with the bones removed in her bowl.
Mei Susu ate the delicious fish and muttered, "This question is not difficult."
Seeing her so confident, Xuanyuan Che also became interested: "Su Su, come and listen?"
Mei Susu chewed the last bit of fish meat, drank some water to moisten her throat, and decided to save some face for the embarrassment she had just suffered.
"Ahem." Mei Susu cleared her throat in a proper manner and then spoke.
"One sail, one oar, one fishing boat; one fisherman, one fishing hook. One look, one frown, one smile; one person alone enjoys the autumn scenery of the river!"
"How is it! Exactly ten 'ones', no more, no less!" Mei Susu looked up complacently and raised her eyebrows at Xuanyuan Che.
"Good!" Xuanyuan Che clapped and praised generously. The look in his dark eyes towards Mei Susu showed not only doting but also a bit of pride.
His Su Su is really amazing. He transformed from a cat into a human, but he knows so much.
"I've finished, Cheche, can you also improvise a poem?"
Mei Susu had never seen Xuanyuan Che write a poem before, so she wanted to ask him to write one as he was in the mood. Thinking that he was so talented, she cheated and made the task more difficult for him.
"Cheche is amazing. This question will definitely not be difficult for you. I want you to revise my poem. It still has ten "ones" and the meaning cannot be changed!"
Xuanyuan Che picked up a piece of fish with chopsticks, a faint wicked smile on his face, and spoke slowly while picking out the bones in the fish.
"One sail, one oar, one fishing boat; one fisherman, one hook. One look up, one smile; one river with bright moon and one river with autumn."
"Clap."
Mei Susu dropped the chopsticks in her hand onto the table. She couldn't believe that he could say it so easily without even thinking about it?
She wrote: [One sail, one oar, one fishing boat, one fisherman, one fishing hook. One bow, one look, one frown and one smile, one person alone enjoys the autumn scenery of the river! ]
He wrote: [One sail, one oar, one fishing boat, one fisherman, one fishing hook. One look down, one look up, one laugh, one river with bright moon and one river with autumn colors.]
Obviously only a few words were changed, but the meaning, scene, and psychological feeling they brought to people were completely changed.
What a great smile, with one looking up and the other looking down, a river with bright moon and autumn leaves!
Mei Susu's eyes were full of admiration. She had always known that Xuanyuan Che was powerful, but she had never thought that he was as powerful as that person.
"Cheche is so awesome~" Mei Susu couldn't help but throw herself into his arms. Xuanyuan Che was picking out fish bones for him. Seeing this, he quickly put down his chopsticks and hugged her in his arms.
"What's so great about me?" Xuanyuan Che's voice was magnetic and a little bit mischievous.
"Cheche is good in every way!" Mei Susu answered naively.
Xuanyuan Che lifted her little face with his long fingers, and his pretty eyes were like the "fishing hook" described in the poem, which made Mei Susu swallow silently.
"Su Su has never had any experience with me, so how does she know how powerful I am?" Xuanyuan Che stroked her little chin.
Mei Susu's brain froze for a moment, then she realized the meaning of this sentence, and a look of red immediately appeared on her face.
"You..." Although she is a lustful man, she is still an innocent girl after all.
How could Xuanyuan Che utter such rude words?
"Let me go, you're bullying me." Mei Susu pushed him away with her little hands, trying to get out of his arms.
She was now as red as a shrimp and didn't even dare to look at Xuanyuan Che's evil eyes.
Xuanyuan Che tightened his grip around her waist, not seeming to think there was anything wrong with what he said. He smiled and leaned close to Mei Susu's ear, breathing sweetly: "Could it be that I was wrong? Susu has never felt it, so how can you know that I am so powerful?"
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