Lord, the black lotus kills the protagonist again! The knife I handed over

"What does this have to do with Yaozu? He needs to study! He is in college!" Li's mother was so angry that she jumped to her feet.

I'm asking you to work!

You are not asking my precious son to do the work!

Yu Lanxi: It's better not to go to that fake university, it's better to go home and be a filial son

"What kind of fake university is that? I told you to take the exam, but you failed!" Li's mother was proud of Li Yaozu and could not tolerate Yu Lanxi slandering him.

Yu Lanxi looked at Mr. and Mrs. Li with a smile, picked up a fly swatter beside her, and hit them on the face several times.

The couple was beaten so hard that their faces were covered with neat grids of fly swatters.

Mr. and Mrs. Li were extremely depressed, but they couldn't beat the opponent, so they could only run back to their room in shame.

Li's mother said, "This son is bad, we can't keep him anymore!"

"Let's wait and see. If he can't be as hardworking and dedicated as before, then don't blame us for being heartless and ungrateful!" Father Li narrowed his eyes sinisterly.

Yu Lanxi went to the bathroom to take a shower.

While taking a shower, he accidentally discovered a birthmark on his waist and abdomen.

Fan-shaped, like a small shell.

"I have a birthmark." Yu Lanxi touched the delicate shape.

System 000 cannot see the host taking a bath. It only knows about the birthmark after hearing the host's thoughts.

[So can you use this birthmark to find your biological parents? ]

"maybe."

After taking a shower, Yu Lanxi sat on the sofa and changed channels with the remote control.

My phone vibrated. It was a message from Li Yaozu, that unfilial son.

Li Yaozu: Buy me new sneakers quickly! I told my friends that I will buy new shoes

Li Yaozu: My friend asked me today why I haven't worn new shoes yet.

Li Yaozu: Do you want to embarrass me?

Li Yu: If you are in a hurry to buy shoes, you can borrow money to buy them.

Li Yaozu: How embarrassing is it to ask classmates to borrow money?

Li Yu: There are thousands of ways to borrow money

Li Yaozu thought so too. In real life, he pretended to be a rich second-generation and it was not convenient for him to ask his classmates for money.

Can't this be borrowed online?

Anyway, the money he borrowed was always repaid by Li Yu, the sucker.

[Host... Li Yaozu really borrowed money to buy shoes...]

[Borrowing money to buy expensive items is a bad habit]

"Just lend it to me, what does it have to do with me?" Yu Lanxi acted as if it had nothing to do with her.

System 000 seemed to have returned to the previous dimension. Anyone who provoked the host would have a bad ending.

Yu Lanxi changed the channel and switched to a music program "Who is the King of Singers".

The contestant on the stage was wearing a veil hat and holding a sword, dressed like a chivalrous woman, and was singing an ancient style song with a chivalrous feel.

[Host, this song is not good]

"The male lead participated in this music program."

Yu Lanxi said this without any doubt in a declarative tone.

All the white hair on System Zero Zero Zero's body stood up. It had no idea how the host guessed it.

Its mechanical sound is so perfect that it doesn't reveal any real emotions at all.

"Who is the King of Singers?" Yu Lanxi stroked her chin and thought with a smile, "Let me see who is the protagonist."

System 0000: ...

I always feel that the host will be able to guess who the protagonist is in the next second.

What a terrifying insight.

The camera shifted from the contestant wearing a veil to the audience below the stage with more obvious reactions, and also gave shots of the mentors' different reactions.

The male protagonist's image appeared on the TV screen. System Zero Zero Zero had no heartbeat, but because of the program settings, it felt the tension of an accelerated heartbeat.

Yu Lanxi was playing with the remote control, and he caught it and threw it up again.

"Is this the mentor? Zhang Zhihua."

System 000 was silent for two seconds.

Knowing it couldn't hide it, it had no choice but to admit it.

[Yes, it’s him]

[The original owner was a mute with an unhappy life, so she was very jealous of Zhang Zhihua]

[He was jealous that Zhang Zhihua had a voice kissed by an angel, but he was a mute]

[So he changed a lot of different jobs, got close to Zhang Zhihua, and wanted to kill Zhang Zhihua]

[Zhang Zhihua escaped danger many times, but in the end the original owner failed to kill Zhang Zhihua and instead fell into the water and drowned]

Yu Lanxi said: "He should take revenge on Li Yaozu, Li's father and mother."

[Many people are confused. Not everyone can see things as clearly as you, the host.]

[Though he is in a state of confusion, he still longs for family affection]

[Maybe it’s because he doesn’t get the approval of his younger brother Li Yaozu]

[Zhang Zhihua also has a younger brother, and she dotes on him very much]

[Li Yaozu is a fan of Zhang Zhihua and often belittles the original owner, saying that he hopes he can have a brother like Zhang Zhihua]

"Oh." Yu Lanxi didn't comment.

[Host, you certainly wouldn't intentionally approach Zhang Zhihua to kill him, right? ]

"I usually don't kill him, unless he's being mean and I can't help it."

System zero zero zero relaxed.

Yu Lanxi went to bed early that night, and when the alarm rang, she rarely stayed in bed.

The first thing I do when I wake up is to touch my phone.

Ding Yan: I'll bring you breakfast.

Yu Lanxi looked at the time he sent the message, it was six o'clock.

Li Yu: Hello, Mr. Ding.

Ding Yan: Morning Exercise

Yu Lanxi thought about Ding Yan's good figure, which couldn't be hidden even in her loose sportswear.

He felt that a lazy man like himself, under normal circumstances, could not have the strong and smooth body like Ding Yan.

When Yu Lanxi went downstairs, Ding Yan was already leaning against the car.

As soon as they saw him appear, they looked at him with hawk-like eyes.

Yu Lanxi suddenly had the illusion that he was a little chick caught by a powerful eagle's claws.

"Good morning, Xiaoyuer." Ding Yan opened the door and looked like a gentleman. "You get in the car first."

Yu Lanxi didn't think there was anything wrong and got into the car.

The agent Deng Dongjun, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was very curious and couldn't help but look back at Yu Lanxi.

Ding Yan got into the car and sat down: "Why are you always staring at Xiao Yuer?"

"Curious, let's get to know each other." Deng Dongjun said to Yu Lanxi, "Hello, I'm Deng Dongjun, Ding Yan's agent. You can call me Brother Deng."

Yu Lanxi pointed to her mouth and waved her hand.

"Oh, sorry, I forgot." Deng Dongjun saw that Yu Lanxi's face was so beautiful that he suddenly forgot about her flaws.

Ding Yan pushed Deng Dongjun's head and said, "Look ahead. Don't disturb Xiao Yuer and I while we're eating."

He put a big bag of breakfast in front of Yu Lanxi.

"Eat whatever you want. Take your pick."

Yu Lanxi didn’t choose. She just ate the dumplings and drank soy milk.

Ding Yan saw Yu Lanxi eating like a little hamster and couldn't help but poke his cheek.

Yu Lanxi looked at Ding Yan in confusion, and seeing that Ding Yan looked normal, she continued eating.

As a result, when he lowered his head to take a bite of the bun, Ding Yan poked him in the face again.

He typed on his phone with one hand:?

Ding Yan said: "Looking at the bulging flesh, I can't help but want to poke it."

Yu Lanxi made a sign language, and her hand speed was as fast as making a hand seal: You big idiot.

Ding Yan doesn't know sign language and can't understand it at all.

"What do you mean?"

Yu Lanxi: Praise you.

"What did you praise me for?" Ding Yan was very interested.

Yu Lanxi smiled shyly.

Ding Yan thought, maybe he could learn some sign language.

This is to prevent Xiaoyuer from using sign language when she feels embarrassed and he won’t understand.

Deng Dongjun, who had been observing silently, said: …

Brother Yan's behavior is a bit strange.

"Eat more? Eggs? Porridge?" Ding Yan saw him shaking his head when he asked, and then took out a fruit platter, "Fruit? You are too thin, eat more."

Yu Lanxi chose fruits that were beautifully displayed and easy to eat.

The car music played a clean and ethereal love song, and the driver and Deng Dongjun both looked enjoying it.

"It's unpleasant, let's change the song." Ding Yan said.

Yu Lanxi turned her head and saw Ding Yan frowning, and raised her eyebrows.

Deng Dongjun turned his head with an expression that said you don't appreciate him.

"This is a song written, composed and sung by Zhang Zhihua, and it's topping the charts on all major platforms. How can it be bad?"