Lord, the black lotus kills the protagonist again! The knife I handed over

An old man emerged from the trunk of the peach tree and walked out.

He bowed to Yu Lanxi and Xiao Jinhe.

"Your Excellencies."

The old man straightened up and saw Xiao Jinhe wiping the orange juice from the corner of Yu Lanxi's mouth with a tissue, and his eyes curved with smile.

"It's great to see the two adults together again."

[So... he's really my ex-boyfriend]

Yu Lanxi raised her eyes and looked towards Xiao Jinhe, and the figure of a man in a white robe and golden eyes flashed through her mind.

Fragmented fragments flashed through my mind like pictures.

After looking for a while, he lowered his eyes.

"Xiao Xi." Xiao Jinhe held Yu Lanxi's hand.

Yu Lanxi raised her eyelids and looked at him.

"Xiao Xi." Xiao Jinhe called his name again, looking deeply at Yu Lanxi with his dark eyes.

The old man saw that the atmosphere between the two was not right, so he slapped himself on the mouth: "Oh, look at my mouth."

If he had known that the matter between the two adults had not yet been discussed, he would definitely not have shown up.

"Hiss... Lord Yu, someone is digging out my body!" the old man shouted, "Your body is still buried under my body! I have to go back..."

The tall peach tree and the old man disappeared together.

Yu Lanxi broke free from Xiao Jinhe's hand.

Xiao Jinhe looked at him stubbornly and asked, "Is Xiao Xi coming back?"

"You can come find me." There was no emotion in Yu Lanxi's voice.

【Host……】

The next moment, Yu Lanxi tore through the dimensional channel and returned to his own world.

The floating islands are full of greenery, with flying cranes and flowing springs.

On the main island, there is a huge peach tree.

Large clusters of pink flowers spread across most of the sky, and soft, light pink was everywhere you looked.

Yu Lanxi saw that under the tree trunk, a soul that was almost shriveled into a paper man was lying on the ground, digging the soil hard.

"Why are you digging up my coffin for no reason?" Yu Lanxi crossed her arms and looked at the dry soul. "Tsk, what a disgusting aura."

The protagonists he met in the several dimensions he traveled through all had more or less a similar aura.

The shriveled soul was startled and used all four limbs like a dog, digging the soil even harder, even chewing mud with its mouth.

The fortunes of the protagonists of each plane were returned to their original owners. Its power was almost exhausted. The thing under the tree was its last chance...

The branches and leaves of the peach tree fell down, whipping the shriveled soul with a snapping sound.

The shriveled soul was beaten so thin that it was almost transparent.

"Old Peach Tree, this won't do. You couldn't beat him to death." Yu Lanxi approached slowly, as if strolling in a garden.

The old peach tree said, "I mainly want to leave this thing to you. It is because of this thing that you and the God have been separated for many years."

"Yeah, that's the thing..." Yu Lanxi sneered.

The ground shook, and something that the shriveled soul had been digging for a long time but couldn't dig out finally emerged by itself.

It was a crystal coffin. Without opening the lid, one could see the seductive figure in a red robe lying inside.

[Host...that's you...]

It was because his soul left his body and he randomly found a place to sleep and cultivate his soul that System Zero Zero Zero mistakenly thought he was a ghost that needed to be bound to the system to complete a task and be resurrected.

"Yes, my body." Yu Lanxi lifted her sleeves and the coffin lid opened.

The shriveled soul suddenly pounced towards the coffin, with the only thing in its eyes being the jade pendant worn around Yu Lanxi's waist.

This jade pendant contains a trace of the original power of Yu Lanxi and her lover.

Even if Yu Lanxi herself hadn't come back, this withered soul with a haggard look on its face would not be able to snatch this power. It was just that it was desperate and had no other way out, so it came to try.

Yu Lanxi returned to her body and smashed the shriveled soul into pieces.

Then, Yu Lanxi used a magical power to hang up the fragments.

"Old peach tree, keep whipping. Beat that guy into as many pieces as he was broken into back then." Yu Lanxi ordered.

The branches and leaves of the old peach tree shook, and a large number of flowers fell off.

Like the lingering snow, the soft pink petals fell to the ground.

"Master Yu, who is that guy?" The old peach tree smiled, "If you don't tell me his name..."

"Do you want me to spank you?"

The old peach tree stopped talking and began to suck out the shriveled soul, beating it into pieces, which was more cruel than lingchi.

In another dimension, Xiao Jinhe looked at the empty chair and the half-drunk orange juice.

He walked over and sat down, picked up the cup and slowly drank the remaining orange juice from Yu Lanxi.

The tall peach tree has disappeared, and if he sits here he will be exposed to the sun. Xiao Jinhe did not change his seat, but just sat there thinking.

He seemed to have done something wrong to Xiaoxi, so he was afraid that Xiaoxi would leave without looking back.

What on earth is…?

"Goff, where's the big peach tree?"

Lan Zhaozhao lives next door and can also see the peach tree.

As a result, when I got home today, I didn’t see the big peach tree!

"I'm accompanying your brother on an errand."

Lan Zhaozhao was puzzled: "Ah, then when will my brother come back? He went out to do business this time without you..."

"I will go find him." Xiao Jinhe said firmly.

Lan Zhaozhao vaguely felt that something big had happened, and even felt that her brother might never come back from this long journey.

She observed secretly and saw that Xiao Jinhe was like an empty-nest elderly person, sitting on a chair drinking orange juice and gazing into the distance when he had nothing to do.

She was very worried about Gefu's mental state, so she burned the letter and sent it to Yu Lanxi, but there was no reply.

I don’t know if I didn’t receive the letter.

Lan Zhaozhao was very busy, but she still found time to visit Xiao Jinhe. However, perhaps because the time interval was too long, she only saw a short note left on the chair: Bring Xiaoxi back soon.

There are countless fragments suspended in the old peach tree, all of which are fragments of the souls of shriveled souls.

The space twisted a bit, and the old peach tree saw Xiao Jinhe in a suit and tie.

As Xiao Jinhe approached the peach tree, his short hair grew longer and was tied up with a hairpin.

The suit on his body turned into a white brocade robe, and the leather shoes on his feet turned into black boots.

The pitch-black pupils turned into an extremely majestic golden color.

"Welcome back, Lord God." shouted the old peach tree.

Only if Xiao Jinhe remembers that he is the true god Yan Lin can he return here.

Yan Lin's golden eyes swept across and crushed the soul that had been tortured beyond recognition into pieces.

There were fragments before, but now there is nothing left of the shriveled soul.

"Where is Xiao Xi?" Yan Lin asked.

"He asked you to wait." The old peach tree said, "I don't know exactly how many days... Lord Yu waited for you under the tree for three days, and then in order to stabilize your soul fragments, he gave up all his cultivation. His demon soul was damaged and he didn't know how many years it took to wake up... You can return so soon, thanks to him, you should have waited."

"I know." Yan Lin stood beside the peach tree, waiting quietly.

That year, he made an appointment to meet Xiao Xi under the peach tree, but because of someone's chaos, multiple planes collapsed one after another, and it was unknown how many people in those planes would die.

In order to keep those worlds from collapsing, he had to turn into fragments and fill them with his own body.

In the end, he only had time to send a message to Yu Lanxi saying "I'm sorry."

Yan Lin knew Yu Lanxi very well, and knew she was a soft-hearted demon.

It clearly gathered all kinds of desires under the sun, but what eventually grew out of this muddy desire was the pure Yu Lanxi.

His Xiao Xi was not angry about his choice, but was afraid and aggrieved.

People will admire a savior who saves the world.

But to become the savior's lover, one has to endure countless lonely days and nights because of the savior's busyness.

After the savior sacrifices himself, the lover has to endure the pain of losing his loved one, and even take on the responsibility of the savior and sacrifice himself.

Hell

Yu Lanxi is drinking Meng Po soup.

Not all soups cooked by Meng Po cause amnesia, there are other soups as well.

The furry, white, soft little ball, with short arms and legs, held a small bowl and drank soup: "Host, the soup is delicious!"

Yu Lanxi stroked the fur ball system: "Then drink more."

The charming Meng Po lifted her hair and said with a smile: "Master Yu, the God has been waiting for you under the tree. Are you really not going to go and see him?"

"He's waiting, so should I go? I'll take a nap." Yu Lanxi said, "I'll go when I wake up."

Meng Po glanced at System Ling Ling Ling, who was guzzling soup, and said, "You are so lucky, little thing, to follow Master Yu."

"Hmm?" There was a look of great doubt in System Zero Zero's small eyes.

Meng Po explained: "These systems of yours were developed by the subordinates of the God to help fix the bugs in various planes. I didn't expect that you, who are so bold, would bind Lord Yu to do the task."

System 0000:!!!

My host’s predecessor was my boss’s boss’s boss!

And that one is still waiting for its host.

Yu Lanxi drank the soup calmly.

When Meng Po saw Yu Lanxi finish her soup and leave, she leaned against the door and muttered to herself.

"Before, I couldn't fall asleep because I had retained my memories, so I came to me for the soup. Now that the effect of the soup is gone, how long can I sleep?"

Yu Lanxi carried the fur ball in her arms and went back to her cave to sleep.

"Why are there so many skins?" Maotuanzi looked at the various kinds of furs spread or hung in the cave, and Heidou's eyes were filled with shock.

Yu Lanxi said: "Those monsters wanted to bully me, so I skinned them."

As he spoke, he lay down on the soft bed. The soft quilt was made by Yan Lin at the request of the Weaver Girl using clouds from the sky.

System Zero Zero looked around and saw not only fox skin and snake skin, but also dragon skin...

It swallowed and thought, how many fights has my host fought?

"You can play as you like, I'll take a nap."

"Okay." System 000 touched all the rare treasures in Yu Lanxi's cave.

The cave of its host is filled with good things full of spiritual energy, which is equivalent to a bank in the fairy world. People want to move all the things inside and take them for themselves.

Yu Lanxi woke up and saw System Linglingling lying in a pile of treasures, looking like she was about to drool.

"I don't think I slept for long?"

"I slept for six hours and thirty-five minutes." The system reported the time with perfect accuracy.

Yu Lanxi said with a gloomy face: "I thought I could sleep for a year or so."

"Are you still sleeping?"

"sleep."

Yu Lanxi cast a spell on herself and forced herself to sleep for ten more days and nights.

I woke up again, looking radiant, and couldn't fall asleep again.

Unable to sleep, he simply went to the old peach tree.

Yan Lin was sitting cross-legged under a peach tree, playing the zither, plucking the strings with his slender, bony fingers.

Pink petals fell on his snow-white robe, making this god, who was so cold and seemed untouched by dust, less distant and difficult to approach.

"Xiao Xi." Yan Lin put away the zither and strode towards Yu Lanxi who was standing there without moving.

System 0000 stood not far away, watching the two of them quietly.

Yu Lanxi raised her hand to block Yan Lin who was about to approach.

Yan Lin paused, his golden eyes looked at Yu Lanxi seriously with a gentle expression.

"You sent me a message at that time, saying sorry to me. I said that I would drink Meng Po soup, forget you, and find other better men in the future." Yu Lanxi counted on her fingers, "Lou Chengjue, Ding Yan, Mu Xi, Xuan Ying, Xiao Jinhe... You see, I found so many..."

"But even if you lost your memory, it was still me who found you."

Those were the fragments of him scattered in the world, and Xiao Xi picked them up one by one and glued them together.

Yu Lanxi looked at Yan Lin angrily: "Shut up."

Yan Lin didn't say anything. He hugged Yu Lanxi and patted his back soothingly.

"Do you know that you are really going too far? If it weren't for me, you would be broken into pieces and you wouldn't be able to stick together again..."

Yu Lanxi bit Yan Lin's neck viciously, venting the panic she felt when she realized her lover was broken into countless pieces.

Like a bloodthirsty vampire, it bit the blood and didn't let go even after feeling the salty and fishy taste.

The blood of God is like a tonic to monsters.

A large area of ​​Yan Lin's neck turned red from being bitten.

He hugged Yu Lanxi lovingly, his voice as gentle as the wind blowing through the forest on a summer day.

"It's my fault. I went too far. Xiao Xi has worked hard."

"You are really annoying." Yu Lanxi licked the blood off the side of his neck and looked at him unhappily.

In my heart, I know that Yan Lin’s choice was not wrong, but the confusion and helplessness of almost losing his lover have turned into the awkwardness I feel now, and I want to find an outlet for it.

Yan Lin tilted his head and said, "If you haven't vented your anger yet, keep biting."

"No more biting." Yu Lanxi snorted coldly, "What do you have to bite?"

Knowing that he had calmed down, Yan Lin smiled, held Yu Lanxi's face and kissed him on the lips.

"Um...you..."

"Xiao Xi is very kissable." Yan Lin rolled and rubbed his lover's lips with extreme tenderness and affection.

The old peach tree diligently acted as the atmosphere creator, swaying its branches and scattering peach petals.

System Zero Zero Zero looked up at the two people hugging each other and said, "That's great."

Sheets of letter paper traveled through time and space and fell into Yu Lanxi's hands.

Yu Lanxi sat in Yan Lin's arms and saw the letters written by Lan Zhaozhao, all of which were asking where her brother was, whether she didn't want her brother-in-law anymore, whether her brother-in-law had turned into a stone waiting for her husband, etc...

"Husband-Waiting Rock? Is she not in a normal mental state?" Yu Lanxi raised the letter paper.

"I told Zhaozhao that I would take you back. Do you want to go back to that plane with me and live there for a while?" Yan Lin said, "We can also go to those planes that you have helped save, take a look and have some fun."

Yu Lanxi raised her head proudly: "Then beg me."

"Please, baby."

Yu Lanxi rubbed her ears that were numbed by the magnetic voice and pretended to be disgusted: "You are so corny..."

"go?"

"Let's go."

System Zero Zero Zero took short steps: "Host, what about me?"

"You can come with us and travel around the world with us." Yu Lanxi held the little girl in her arms.

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