The whole family wears it! Roll it up together! The envy of all the rich in Beijing

"You still have the nerve to call yourself a phoenix? I have the blood of a phoenix, but I don't even dare to call myself a phoenix. Who the hell are you?

At most, it's just the offspring of a pheasant!"

The Fire Phoenix stared at Xuan Rui angrily, and was already too angry to speak, because it simply couldn't win the argument against this ugly bird.

We must kill it!

Feng Mingyue became a little worried when she saw this.

The crow is small, but it is agile. If it continues like this, even if the opponent doesn't die, the Fire Phoenix will be exhausted by the crow.

She took out a whistle and blew it, giving orders to Fire Phoenix.

As long as it could blind or crush the crow's eyes, its claws would be able to pierce directly into the crow's brain, and the competition would be over.

"Die, ugly bastard!"

Fire Phoenix heard the whistle, received the order, aimed at Xuan Rui's head and eyes, and flew towards it, cursing as well, trying to get back at him.

However, Feng Mingyue tried to blow the whistle left and right but the Fire Phoenix couldn't get hold of the crow's head, so she became anxious.

It seems that the Fire Phoenix my brother raised is quite useless.

What Feng Mingyue didn't know was that Xuan Rui's agility was far beyond the reach of this clumsy macaw.

Moreover, Xuan Rui followed the Fire Phoenix for a while, and when he saw that it couldn't catch up with him, he stopped in the air and waited for a while.

"You are so useless, you rookie!

How many times have I waited for you?"

When the Fire Phoenix was about to catch it, it dodged away and then spit and cursed it.

"Bah! Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself? Who of us is uglier?

Oh, and you can’t pee without a penis.”

This sentence made everyone in the audience laugh, as if it had its own little JJ.

"Don't you see the wrinkles on your face? There are 180 wrinkles on those big bags under your eyes. You look like an old man!

What a phoenix! Even pheasants are prettier than you!

Look at your beak, it's big, wide, and hooked. You want to imitate an eagle, but in the end you only look like an eagle, but not as eagle---ga ga ga!

I laughed my ass off, hahaha!

Ugly birds often do mischief, haha ​​...

The people from Long Country couldn't help laughing after hearing this. They originally covered their mouths and laughed, but now they burst into laughter.

This little crow has a really mean mouth and is really good at scolding!

It's just a mouth replacement!

They had also noticed that the wrinkles on the parrot's face were indeed very unsightly. Apart from its eye-catching red feathers, nothing about it looked good.

After being pointed at by the little crow, they felt that the parrot looked even uglier.

If the macaw could vomit blood, it would have done so long ago after being scolded by Xuan Rui.

"Gah-"

It screamed in anger and made a final sprint, but Xuan Rui didn't let it touch it at all.

Xuan Rui had scolded the parrot for a long time and felt satisfied. Now he started to abuse the parrot.

He reached out with his claws and pulled out a tuft of red hair on the Fire Phoenix's head.

Fire Phoenix suddenly became bald.

"Hahahahahaha——it turns out to be the vulture's uncle, ah hahahaha——"

Xuan Rui couldn't stop laughing. Except for the people from Fenglin Kingdom, who else present could hold back from laughing? Even the people from Yun Kingdom and Cang'ao Kingdom were laughing.

Anyway, it's better to lose and pay together.

"Gah-"

The Fire Phoenix was frightened and in pain, and it screamed and even shit itself.

“Wow, you ugly bastard are so cute, it’s so uncivilized to pee and poop anywhere!

It stinks! "

When the audience took a closer look, they discovered that Xuanrui was wearing a butt bag, and they all praised its owner for his attentiveness.

It turns out that the Dragon Kingdom is a country of etiquette that cannot be compared with other small countries. Even birds know how to maintain hygiene.

Xuan Rui said this without holding back his claws, and grabbed the Fire Phoenix again, pulling off a tuft of its fur.

This guy is very bad. If it hadn't been agile and able to dodge quickly, it would have been crushed to death eight hundred times.

Now it's its turn to torture the Fire Phoenix.

Instead of beating it to death immediately, they plucked its hair to see who was uglier.

In an instant, the competition stage in the hall was fluttering everywhere with fiery red parrot feathers.

The Fire Phoenix was so frightened by the pain that it flew directly towards its master.

Feng Ming saw that if it wasn't inconvenient now, he really wanted to draw his sword and kill the shameful Fire Phoenix.

"Haha, Feng Ming, your Fenglin country's phoenix is ​​not good enough. It can't even beat a crow from my Dragon country."

The emperor just laughed happily and said that he was not afraid of offending the other party at all.

Those three countries all wanted to break the 100-year agreement of non-war first, but he was not afraid.

Feng Ming was so angry that he couldn't speak.

He also didn't expect that the Fire Phoenix, which could even defeat an eagle, would be so useless today.

And what species is that crow?

Feng Ming directly took out a golden whistle and blew out a fatal tone.

Today, Fire Phoenix must kill that hateful crow.

When the Fire Phoenix heard the whistle, it knew that if it did not do as it was told, it would be beaten and tortured. Thinking of that kind of horror, it turned around and headed towards Xuan Rui fiercely.

Bai Jintong saw that something was wrong with the Fire Phoenix and was afraid that Xuan Rui would suffer. She felt bad for him because their family had long regarded Xuan Rui as a member of the family.

"Xuan Rui quickly ends the battle!"

"Roger that!"

Xuan Rui had teased the parrot enough and received the secret signal agreed upon with his master. He waited on the spot for the Fire Phoenix to rush over. He then turned around and flew onto the Fire Phoenix's head, showing his sharp claws and digging into the Fire Phoenix's eyes.

The Fire Phoenix screamed in pain and flapped its wings, causing the feathers on the stage, which had originally calmed down, to flutter in the air again. Many of them were blown down to the stage and flew in front of the spectators.

There were the most people from Dragon Country present, and they all reached out to take the two Fire Phoenix feathers. They could use them as props when they went home to brag about it, and they also have collection value.

This is the feather of Fenglin Kingdom’s national bird, and it is also the evidence that they witnessed Fenglin Kingdom’s failure with their own eyes!

Although it is a fight between birds, it is also a battle for a city!

Feng Mingyue couldn't bear to see Fire Phoenix being killed directly and wanted to beg for mercy, but when she saw the look in the prince's eyes, she held back and didn't say a word.

"Well, since it's already defeated, let's just spare its life.

Today is my birthday, and I don’t want to see blood.”

When the emperor saw that the parrot was defeated, he happily spared its life, which made Feng Ming even more angry and almost caused internal injuries.

"Xuan Rui, stop it and come back!"

As soon as Bai Jintong gave the order, Xuan Rui retracted his claws and flew back to his master.

"Master, please wipe Xuanrui's feet. There is dirty blood on them. It's so disgusting~"

Xuan Rui had been teasing Fire Phoenix for a long time and had always had the upper hand, and he was a little tired.

I feel like everything I ate previously has been digested.

The master hates that he is dirty and won't allow such a dirty self to get close to him, so he wants to wipe his feet clean quickly.

It wants to eat delicious food~

The little palace maid next to him had been waiting there for a long time. When she heard Xuan Rui's words, she hurriedly wrung out a wet towel and came over to help wipe Xuan Rui's feet.

The people of Fenglin Kingdom were so tired of watching this scene that their gums were about to break.

“Hahahaha reward reward reward!”

The emperor was extremely happy that his country won all three rounds of competition!

I feel like today is my highlight moment!