I brought five birds to eat and drink with my girlfriends in ancient times

"General, are you awake? How do you feel?" Yan Yi asked nervously.

"How many days have I slept?" Shangguan Yan said in a hoarse voice.

"It's been three days and three nights, General. I'm glad you're okay." Yan Er wiped his tears and quickly poured a glass of water.

"Half of the seven-day holiday has passed. I have to go back to the general's mansion. Lan'er will be worried if I don't go back for a few days." Shangguan Yan struggled to get up.

"General, it's late now. How about going back tomorrow morning? You can rest one more night.

How could Madam be worried? She doesn't know. She always falls asleep when you go there." Yan Er was very confused.

"General, Yan Er is right. You just woke up. Eat something first and then wash up. Otherwise, your wife will be unhappy if you leave like this." Yan Yi advised.

Shangguan Yan thought about it and decided that she had no strength left after lying down for a few days. She should eat something first. Her clothes were all stained with blood, so she should wash up and not scare Lan'er.

He ate something quickly, wiped the blood off carefully, washed himself, and changed into black clothes. Apart from his pale face, he had broad shoulders and a narrow waist, and looked handsome.

Yan Yi and Yan Er were also stunned. In the past, when their general was not dressed up on the battlefield, he was a heroic general with a full beard, but after leaving the battlefield, he dressed up and became a handsome nobleman.

"General, can you do this?" Yan Er was very worried.

"No?" Shangguan Yan glared at Yan Er.

"General, let me accompany you!" Yan Yi was worried that something might happen to the general on the way.

"Okay, you two follow me. When we get to the front yard, find a place to rest." Shangguan Yan also knew that his body was not able to use the lightness skills to run such a long distance, so he could only let the two of them lead him.

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After tossing and turning in bed while frying hundreds of pancakes, Chen Bianbian sat up irritably, got out of bed, put on his slippers and wanted to go out for a walk.

Suddenly there seemed to be footsteps outside the window. She was startled and immediately kicked off her shoes, climbed back into bed, covered herself with the quilt, closed her eyes tightly, and her heart was beating non-stop.

Chen Bianbian opened his eyes slightly and looked, and sure enough, after a while, the window opened a small crack as usual, and a dagger was inserted into the window. The tip of the dagger pushed up the stick and it fell. The stick was caught the instant it fell, still very neatly.

He really looks like an old thief picking flowers. Chen Bianbian smiled sweetly.

The footsteps came from far away, but tonight the footsteps felt a little heavy and light. The familiar fir fragrance wafted over, and Chen Bianbian smiled and closed his eyes.

Shangguan Yan sat down gently in front of the bed. Under the moonlight, she looked like a fairy under the moon, with her whole body coated with snow-white and crystal light.

He took her hand, put it on his face, then moved it to his lips and kissed it gently.

He held her small hand in his big palm and caressed it, it was soft as if it had no bones, like a beautiful jade.

He pushed aside the messy hair on her face, revealing her soft and white face. He could not get enough of looking at her peaceful expression.

The petal-like little mouth was bright and moist, and the sweet fragrance from her breath made Shangguan Yan gulp down her throat, feeling her throat unusually dry.

The quilt slid down, revealing her snow-white shoulders. Shangguan Yan blushed and pulled the quilt over her. She thought to herself, what an irritating little devil!

Chen Bianbian had a hard time closing her eyes. This bastard kept flirting with her but never got to the point. What was he trying to do? She was almost unable to pretend.

Shangguan Yan stared blankly at his beloved. He was deeply moved that Lan'er did not drive him away and even tolerated his recklessness.

Yes, he had known for a long time that Lan'er was not asleep, and he could not hide the smell of a person whether he was asleep or not.

He still had three days of vacation, so he didn't have to leave in a hurry. He slowly bent down and quietly lay beside her, took her delicate hand and put it in his arms, his heart suddenly full.

Why the hell is this bastard lying down? Normally, doesn’t he just touch the face and kiss the forehead, then stare at it for a while before leaving?

He was lying so close to her, almost touching her... The comfortable fir scent on his body enveloped her domineeringly, making her want to get closer involuntarily, and she suddenly felt hot.

She wanted to get rid of the heat and eagerly leaned towards the cool fragrance that made her feel comfortable, but her lips touched something cool and soft, and the fir scent became stronger as she breathed in.

She couldn't help but stick out her little pink tongue and take a deep suck.

Shangguan Yan's gentle eyes depicted every inch of skin on her face, greedily sniffing the unique fragrance on her body. He wanted to get closer, closer. How he wanted to hold her tightly in his arms.

His thumb gently stroked her hair. Suddenly, she leaned over and pressed her soft and sweet lips against his, catching him off guard.

Shangguan Yan only felt a loud bang in his head, followed by colorful fireworks... He was lost in the beautiful and fiery fireworks...

He held her head like a treasure and sought the sweetness in the heat...

Chen Bianbian just sniffed it, but there was a "pop" sound in his head, as if a string broke, and his mind went blank.

The soul seems to be floating in the air and traveling with the white clouds, or floating in the endless ocean.

She was almost suffocated and could only desperately look for floating objects, clinging to them and swimming towards the sea...

a long time…

Shangguan Yan let go of his little wife who was about to suffocate, and looked at her watery eyes and silly expression. She was so adorable that he couldn't help but peck her lips a few more times.

Chen Bianbian was breathing heavily. It turned out that she was desperately clinging to Shangguan Yan's broad back with her hands.

The moonlight filled the entire room, and the hazy night could not conceal the light overflowing from his eyes...

So affectionate, so burning...

Wait! What happened? Did this bastard just kiss her? And she was actually, actually obsessed with it.

She struggled to get out of his arms, and punched him hard with the hand that was clinging to his back, "Hmph! How dare you bully me!"

Shangguan Yan groaned, but still refused to let go of the girl in his arms.

Chen Bianbian's hand suddenly felt wet. It was only spring, and this guy was sweating from the heat? No, it was sticky. She stretched out her hand to shine in the moonlight, and her expression changed instantly.

"Shangguan Yan! Why are you bleeding? Get up." Chen Bianbian turned pale with fright. This bastard doesn't feel any pain when he bleeds so much?

"It's okay, Lan'er, don't move, let me hold you for a while."

"You pighead! Let me go. If you don't, I won't talk to you anymore." Chen Bianbian was furious. This bastard had a hole in his brain and was covered in blood, but he was not in a hurry at all.

Hearing Chen Bianbian say ignore him, Shangguan Yan hurriedly let her go.

Chen Bianbian didn't even put on his shoes, and hurried to light the lamp. Shangguan Yan, who was sitting beside the bed in a black robe, was handsome, with sharp eyebrows and bright eyes...

Her lips were so tender and juicy because of what had just happened. Her heart was beating like thunder and she almost got lost in his eyes.

Chen Bianbian stepped forward and tore off Shangguan Yan's coat, only to see that the white clothes underneath were already blood red.

"Madam, you are so energetic and can't wait to be with your husband." Shangguan Yan joked.

"You bastard, even after all this, you still bully me!"

"It was Meng Lang who offended Madam. It was my fault for scaring Lan'er."

"You...what are you talking about, you bastard! Do you know that you are covered in blood? I will go find medicine for you right away." Chen Bianbian was a little incoherent. It was impossible to get angry at the words that this bastard said.

Looking at his beloved wife running around to find medicine and water for him, Shangguan Yan's heart felt like it was filled with honey.

The hundred lashes were truly worth it. If he had known that she would feel sorry for him, he should have stabbed himself a few times earlier.

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