I brought five birds to eat and drink with my girlfriends in ancient times

Shangguan Yue returned to the rose trellis and looked at the big green bug... Kah, could this green thing be the fat man? Impossible, he was not wearing the bug-green clothes this morning.

So where is the fat guy's head? All we can see is his big round belly and two big buttocks.

Five birds were standing in a row on the flower stand, happily chatting with each other.

People are in the early spring when the year begins, and the birds are singing and the flowers are blooming. Ignoring the words of the man on the ground, this is really a charming picture.

This fat guy really didn't come early or late, which ruined her enjoyment of the beautiful scenery. It was more important to see people. Shangguan Yue pushed aside the dense branches and leaves of the roses and saw the little fat guy lying on his side in the weeds, with his head covered by the branches and leaves under the rose rack.

Its feet were also covered by the branches and leaves on the other side, with only the big butt section exposed. From a distance, it really looked like a big insect, especially when it moved, it looked more like a wriggling big insect.

Shangguan Yue touched the fat man's body. Oh! It was warm. Fortunately, she felt a little relieved. Then she put her ear to his back and heard the strong beating of his heart. She breathed a sigh of relief. The man was not dead. Her life was saved.

It's okay if a thief dies, but if this is really a prince, and something happens, then she has to go back after just one or two days in ancient times? It's too short, the travel should be allowed for one and a half months, right?

Shangguan Yue had just straightened his fat face that was lying on the ground when the five birds on the flower stand quickly stretched out their wings to cover their eyes and exclaimed in unison, "Oh my god! It's too ugly!"

All he saw was a round, plate-like face on the ground, with a bruised nose and face, covered with bird feathers and dirt, and there seemed to be bird droppings mixed in the dirt... Shangguan Yue was shocked.

The fat guy looked really miserable. She had to hold back her laughter with great effort. If the fat guy suddenly woke up and found that she was making fun of him, she would kill him or cut him into pieces. For the most important thing, saving him was the most important thing.

But the corners of her mouth couldn't help but pull up, what could she do? She slapped the fat man's face hard, and his eyes moved, but he didn't wake up. Instead, his hands were covered with mud, and he smelled it and felt sick and wanted to vomit.

He ran to the well and washed his hands several times in the bucket before he was clean. Because he couldn't drag the fat man to the well, he had to go back to the room to find a tattered cloth and used two buckets of water to wash the fat man's face and hands.

How to wake him up next? His face was swollen even after being beaten, but he still didn't wake up. The birds said that pouring a bucket of water on him would wake him up, but it was all bad advice. How could we find clothes of the right size for him if he got wet? It was really troublesome.

Oh! That's right! Isn't pinching the philtrum a way to wake people up in modern TV? Let's try it first. Shangguan Yue used all her strength to pinch the fat man's philtrum with her thumb. The philtrum was black, but the fat man still didn't wake up. It was all a lie. Could it be that this body doesn't have enough strength?

Suddenly remembering the embroidery needle and thread box she had taken before, Shangguan Yue opened the small box, picked up the needle that was shining with cold light, and stabbed the fat man's philtrum hard, and bright red blood gushed out.

"Ah!" The fat man on the ground screamed, his swollen eyelids moved, and slowly opened a crack.

The Ninth Prince moved his body and felt pain all over his body. Didn't he fall down from the wall? At that time, his stomach only hurt a little, so why did his butt hurt now? Did he use too much force when he stood up and fell down again, hitting his butt, and then he fainted?

Just when he felt a stinging pain above his lips, he was able to open his heavy eyelids. He saw the blue sky above his eyes, and the white clouds passing by were like huge clouds, as if they could be touched in his mouth. He placed them on top of him, floating and swaying gently...

"Hey! Wake up, are you okay?"

He looked at the face above the sound. Was this the fairy who had come to save him on the clouds? Look at her big, watery eyes that looked like black grapes, her slightly thin face, her small curved eyebrows, her small mouth that looked like a pink rose... The blue ribbon hanging from her head brushed against his face... It was itchy.

Is he in heaven? How can he see fairies? Or is this some kind of paradise? Even his father's imperial garden, with its singing birds and fragrant flowers, does not give him this feeling.

But... this little fairy looks a little familiar! The Ninth Prince stretched out his chubby hand, which was like a small banana leaf. He really wanted to touch the little fairy to see if he was in a dream.

Shangguan Yue slapped away the hand that the Ninth Prince extended.

The pain woke him up from his sweet dream.

"Get up when you're awake!" Shangguan Yue impatiently pulled the Ninth Prince's hand and prepared to help him up.

I pulled it once, it didn't move, I pulled it a few more times, still nothing moved.

"Hey! Did you fall and become stupid? Stop staring blankly and get up quickly! I still have to go to the banquet!"

"you are?"

"Did you really fall and become stupid? I am Shangguan Yue! Didn't I just see her this morning?"

"Are you Sister Yue'er?" The Ninth Prince exclaimed. Impossible! He couldn't imagine that the little beggar Shangguan Yue in the morning was the little fairy now.

The Ninth Prince got up with Shangguan Yue's hand. He exerted force, his whole body was in pain, and he also pulled Shangguan Yue's buttocks onto his stomach.

The pressure made him sit up with a bang, and his head collided with Shangguan Yue's head. The severe pain almost made Shangguan Yue's bad temper explode. She held her forehead and gritted her teeth.

"Just hold my hand and stand up slowly, why are you getting up so fast?"

"I just remembered. I don't know why my butt hurt so much even though I fell down. So I caused you to fall down, so it's my fault."

Shangguan Yue felt guilty.

"Hey! Miss! What are you still doing here? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and the two princes are here, go and greet them!"