Eat melons and you will become a rich man! I will lead the whole China with my female supporting rol

Jiang Miao looked puzzled, and then Zhou Lingling gave her some scientific explanation.

It turns out that people will be confused for a while after waking up from general anesthesia. During this time, some people will feel sleepy and cannot wake up, while others will be full of energy and normal immediately after waking up.

However, there are still some people who will be like being drunk in this...

"Just yesterday, a girl who had just finished a gastroscopy was brought in from the general anesthesia department. She kept yelling at Shen Xinghui to be gentler, Qin Che to be gentler, or how about you both be gentler.

She kept calling Qin Che "husband" and I didn't know who she was. Later I checked and found out that she was a Yiyou.

Tsk tsk tsk, the whole hospital corridor was filled with her voice calling her husband "mother da" softly. Her friend beside her was almost laughing like crazy and even recorded it for her. I don't know what happened to her afterwards."

later?

Later, he must have been so socially frustrated that he ran away to another province on a train!

"There was also a leader who held meetings with us throughout the whole process after he was completely anesthetized, assigning us various tasks, and then he was still painting a rosy picture, motivating us to work hard, but when we asked about our salary?

Haha! Only 3,000 a month!

I couldn't stand it anymore, so I slapped him hard on the face to wake him up, and told him to wake up and get out!

After all, this is so similar to our dean, it hurts my heart!"

Wow, this is a personal revenge!

"There was an anesthesiologist before, he was quite handsome, many girls woke up after being anesthetized and held his hands tightly. Some called him husband, some said they wanted him to be their boyfriend, and the most amazing thing was a girl the day before yesterday.

When I woke up and saw him, I said wow, your hospital is so fancy, you even let male models play uniforms and cosplay in white coats!"

Oh oh oh, I understand. If I want to have general anesthesia in the future, I must first abstain from desire for a period of time and clear out all the yellow waste in my brain!

Otherwise, who knows if you will be completely socially ruined in front of your relatives, friends and strangers!

"That's still good. I have a friend who was under general anesthesia and told the truth in front of his wife, revealing all his ex-girlfriends one by one!

Then he said that my wife’s mother was his most gentle and virtuous ex-girlfriend, and asked my wife to send a greeting to his mother-in-law.

Wow, this, this, this relationship is so complicated!

"Of course it is related. It's simple. A wife took a photo of her husband, and the husband immediately became very dissatisfied. He then said, "I will soon form a Yuanying Dan, so please don't stop me from ascending to heaven!"

It can be seen that the influence of novels is really great!

"Oh, that's still good, you don't know how weird it is when we fill out medical records.

For some patients, let them fill it out themselves, write rectangular as the ID type and good as the political status!

I asked him why he didn't write "excellent" for himself? He said he was more modest.

Ah, that's quite logical, huh?

"That's still okay. Some young nurses are so reckless that it's outrageous. One day when I went to the inpatient department for a checkup, I found that a patient's occupation was Monty Python.

When I sat up that night I had to think about it. What kind of profession is required to be a python?

Later I found out that it was a resident and he had dialed the wrong number.

Then there is also a report written after the examination, please see the expert Milk Tea for details, and then the patient takes the medical record and asks around the world which expert is called Milk Tea.

Actually, it was written wrong, and it was checked by an expert! I was so angry! "

Jiang Miao ate the melon with gusto. After the meal, she received a WeChat notification from Manager Wang, saying that leaders and people from other sister units’ canteens would come to study there the next day.

Therefore, they will need to work overtime tomorrow, and they are also required to show their best mental attitude and serve everyone with a smile.

I'm sorry, let alone a smile, it's impossible to add extra time!

It is absolutely impossible to increase the monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, and tomorrow is Saturday, so the cafeteria will be closed.

However, out of kindness, Jiang Miao still sent a message to Manager Wang, saying that he had to attend his grandmother's wedding tomorrow and could not work overtime.

"!!! Jiang Miao, can you be more reliable when you lie about asking for leave? And your grandma is getting married? Why don't you say that your mom hasn't had a wedding yet and it's her first wedding?!"

Manager Wang called him angrily and scolded him, but Jiang Miao just sighed:

"Manager Wang, first of all, why are you calling me after get off work? Calling me for one more minute is a waste of our workers' lives!

Secondly, why would I lie about my grandma getting married?

But you are right, my mom really didn’t have a wedding! Then I planned her first wedding!"

Without caring about the other party's reaction, Jiang Miao hung up the phone, blocked Manager Wang, and quickly got into her Ferrari and rushed home to help her grandmother prepare for the wedding ceremony.

After all, it cost a lot of money, and the entire wedding was carefully planned by a dedicated team, so they basically didn't have to worry about anything.

However, even so, Jiang Miao, Qin Xing and others were busy all night.

When they finally had a break, grandma immediately held Jiang Miao's hand, patted it and said with emotion:

“This person is old, and I didn’t expect her to get married again. Life is so unpredictable!

By the way, Jiang Miao! This time, grandma should talk about you. When are you going to find a boyfriend and get married? "

Oh no! It’s over!

The last time grandma said this, she fought back by saying that she wanted to find a second partner for grandma. This time, it will be difficult to deal with!

Jiang Miao immediately tapped her toes to the ground, but soon, facing her mother's snicker, she immediately said:

"Oh, grandma, instead of worrying about me, you should worry about my mom first!

You said I'm old, but my mom is older than me, and she's not married yet, right, grandma? Isn't what I said reasonable?"

After hearing this, the grandmother suddenly felt that it made sense and turned to look at her daughter.

Jiang Ma was stunned for a moment after hearing this, her jaw almost dropped to the ground. After she realized what was going on, she angrily picked up a feather duster.

How dare her eldest daughter, such an unfilial girl, to shift the blame to someone else?

"Jiang Miao, come here! You dare to run? Stop right there! I'm going to beat you up today!"

Jiang Miao was not stupid. When she saw her mother picking up the feather duster, she ran away as fast as she could.

My mother was not as strong as me, and Qin Xing and grandma were talking to her. In the end, I didn't get any chicken feathers.

How wonderful it is, the whole family is so lively and happy!

She and her mother had been living together for decades, but she never expected that today she would experience the harmonious and happy family life.

This is really completely different from before!

The wedding ceremony is about to begin. The older generation came from the feudal era, so they prefer Western-style weddings with wedding dresses and suits.

Although this was a grand ceremony, not too many guests were invited. They were all familiar relatives and friends of the two families. However, when Jiang Miao and Qin Xing were welcoming the guests, suddenly, she saw an uninvited guest——

Mr. Fu

What's the matter? Are you here to mess things up?