Eat melons and you will become a rich man! I will lead the whole China with my female supporting rol

"A few days ago, my 12-year-old nephew was beaten by a group of his classmates, and then he asked me to vent his anger on him. I was 30 years old, young and strong, but I was beaten to the ground by a group of elementary school students and knelt down crying and begging for mercy!

I didn’t want to beg for mercy for the sake of my reputation, but it really hurts too much.”

Ah, this is indeed a useless office worker! He can’t compete with the elderly when buying groceries, and can’t fight with children. How miserable!

"Let me tell you, that guy in the finance department is not worth getting along with. He is so stingy and has no manners!

One time he and I went out to eat and he suddenly had diarrhea. I was thinking he didn't have any paper so I gave him some, but then I saw him wipe his butt with two five-dollar bills, rinsed them in the sink, and used the money to buy a hamburger. He then gave the hamburger to me and asked me to eat it!

I was so shocked that I was almost nauseous while eating my burger."

Ah, this? Even though we work overtime every day, the people in our office still have a colorful life, right?

After eating several big melons in a row, Jiang Miao was shocked.

So everyone is under too much pressure at work and needs to vent through performance art in various ways?

However, before Jiang Miao had digested these big melons, Director Zhao discovered that Jiang Miao was slacking off, and immediately came over and knocked on her desk in dissatisfaction and said:

"Jiang Miao, what are you doing? It's your first day at the company, why are you browsing the web on your phone during work hours? And watching live shopping?

So we are here to slack off with pay?"

They are a big company! They will never allow any employee to slack off for even a minute with pay!

You can’t take a paid shit for more than ten minutes!

Especially this Jiang Miao, would she come here to get the salary just by relying on her relationship with the eldest lady?

He would never tolerate such an employee!

Director Zhao was full of words and wanted to teach Jiang Miao a lesson for being lazy, but Jiang Miao immediately smiled at him:

"Director, you misunderstood. I have finished my work, so I started eating. No, I was just checking my phone."

"Everything is done? This is impossible!"

Jiang Miao's workload is the same as that of three interns. How can she possibly finish it if she doesn't work overtime until nine o'clock in the evening?

Director Zhao’s eyes widened immediately. Then he looked at Jiang Miao’s documents. They were really all completed, and the quality was quite good?

How did they do that? Is this new intern so talented?!

However, even if you are talented and can complete tasks quickly, you should never sit idle in the company.

What a bad habit of slacking off, it must not be brought into the gaming circles of their big companies!

Director Zhao first praised Jiang Miao, and then immediately assigned Jiang Miao more and larger tasks. He said:

"Young people need to grow up! I assigned you so many tasks because I believe in your abilities."

Director Zhao finished speaking, patted Jiang Miao on the shoulder with satisfaction, and left.

Jiang Miao: …………

What a deep, deep, deep ghost! She couldn't calm down at all.

Seeing that there were more tasks than before, Jiang Miao complained in her heart and hired a substitute to do the tasks. Then she started to slack off and shop on her phone again.

What's the important thing about work? Spending tens of millions every day is the most important thing!

Otherwise Xiao Liuzi will start urging her again. She is really tired of hearing that there is too much money to spend!

Just when Jiang Miao started to watch the live broadcast and place orders frantically, Zou Xiaoyao, who happened to take a look while fetching water nearby, was stunned!

No, what's wrong with Jiang Miao? She was caught slacking off once before, why is she slacking off again?

Is it so cool to catch a fish?

Zou Xiaoyao, who had never been in the art design team and had never touched a fish for even half a minute, was so envious that she quickly moved to live on the lemon tree and couldn't stand seeing anyone slacking off:

"It's not Jiang Miao, what's wrong with you? You're slacking off after finishing your work. Be careful not to get caught by Lao Zhao!"

You should know that their art department is plagued by overtime! The most hateful thing is that every time they make a picture, they ask the client whether they want A or B. The client either asks for A or C.

When she stayed up all night and finished C with red eyes, the client's father said, "Actually, I still like your original version..."

Ahhh! I fell into a toilet in my previous life and was reborn as an art designer in this life!

"Ah, I'm done. And it's almost time to get off work. I have to leave now!"

"What? It's only been ten minutes!"

Zou Xiaoyao was stunned after hearing this, with a look of disbelief on her face:

"How dare you leave on time? You're a new intern and you leave on time on your first day?!

Are you a post-00s generation? You are so bold. Listen to my advice. It’s all a joke that post-00s generation is cleaning up the workplace. If you really dare, this position will be taken by someone else tomorrow, okay! "

“But I’m really done!”

Soon, Zou Xiaoyao saw Jiang Miao's documents and forms, including the completed PPT. Her mouth opened wide enough to fit an egg in it, and she stammered, "What's the use of this?"

"You, you, you, are you an octopus?

This is wrong. Even an octopus can’t finish this work!"

Oh my god, I'm so jealous! If she had hands like Octopus Jiang Miao, wouldn't it be easy for her to get off work on time?

"Ahhh, I also want to get off work on time. Jiang Miao, you are so amazing, you are such a genius!"

Seeing Zou Xiaoyao's sincere praise for a long time, Jiang Miao felt embarrassed, so she secretly asked her to listen and told her her work secrets:

“Let me tell you, it’s actually very simple. You know how to outsource, right?

Why don't you outsource part of your work? Then you can get off work on time!"

Is it still possible to be like this?

Zou Xiaoyao's eyes widened after hearing this, but Jiang Miao nodded seriously, appearing very convincing:

“Of course you can, these days even killing people can be outsourced, let alone drawing a picture.

Find a college student to do the job quickly and well, and the money is low.”

Although the murder job was outsourced layer by layer until only 2,000 was left out of 100,000, that person felt that the value was not enough and called the police, and everyone was imprisoned together, that's another story...

"It seems to make sense! But if such a large workload is to be outsourced, more than half of the money I earn will have to be given away."

Zou Xiaoyao felt sorry for it, but if she was too tired, she could outsource some of the work and take a break. She was immediately grateful to Jiang Miao:

"Good sister! I really learned something today! Wait? Why does the term "work substitute" sound so familiar?

Where have I heard that before? "

Zou Xiaoyao thought for a moment, and then she remembered that she had seen a supermarket stand-in robot and a teacher stand-in not long ago. Then she thought of how Jiang Miao bought so much milk tea on her first day at work, so she immediately glared at him:

"I get it, ahhhh, I actually ran into a real person! You you you. You are that rich woman woooooo."

Jiang Miao covered her mouth, fearing that she would be exposed.

Zou Xiaoyao pulled her to the tea room, and Baoming screamed excitedly and said:

"Ah, rich sister, you are finally here. I knew that sooner or later, you would come to save us, the poor gamers, right?

I know, I know! Just like the food court, you are playing a big game now! Soon we Foxconn employees will be liberated! "

Jiang Miao: ???

"…………Don't imagine anything weird. I'm just curious and want to play the game to get some ideas."

However, no matter what Jiang Miao said, Zou Xiaoyao just didn't believe it. She firmly believed that the rich sister must be playing a big chess game!

What's the big game?

She doesn't know and doesn't understand. Anyway, she has no money, so she doesn't need to know so much!

Jiang Miao was speechless, but seeing how excited Zou Xiaoyao was, and how she loved gossiping and sharing melons, she thought about it and immediately prepared to scan the QR code to transfer the money through Alipay.

After all, someone else has the upper hand over me, so I can't be too stingy. So Jiang Miao hesitated and said:

"Don't tell anyone my identity! I'll give you $500,000 to keep you quiet. Is that okay with you?

Why don’t you say anything? Is it not enough? If not, can I add another 500,000?”