Now that we're in a book, isn't it reasonable to use some cheats?

Chapter 81 Tell me, how many times have you hit me with a branch?

"Cough cough." Song Shaoqian, who was humming a little tune and preparing to turn over, was choked by his own saliva when he heard her words.

How could he lose his innocence just by watching a play?

Seeing Su Ning coming over with a sly smile on his face, he tightly protected his pants and wanted to cry but couldn't: "Why do you always stare at me alone?"

"Don't your junior brother, Haitang, have clothes?"

Why did she always keep her eyes on him from beginning to end? Was it true love?

Or an accident?

"Hehe." Su Ning laughed, touched his chin, and looked at the prey with a perverted look: "Because they won't give it to you, only you will give it to them."

Song Shaoqian: “…” He never gave it to her, she just took it away from him.

Just do it.

He not only locked his pants, but also his clothes, and then threw away the key in front of everyone, all in one go.

He also took great pains to prevent Su Ning from doing anything wrong.

"Oh, I can't take off my clothes." Song Shaoqian blinked, pretended to be surprised, and waited for Su Ning to find someone else.

But he underestimated Su Ning's shamelessness.

He thought he had no way to deal with her like this, but unexpectedly, Su Ning grinned and prepared to tear his clothes off in front of everyone watching.

Song Shaoqian swallowed and stepped back: "Don't come over here."

What a sin has been done.

At such a young age, he has to endure things that he shouldn't have to endure at this age.

"I'll be gentle." Su Ning aimed at his clothes and started to tear them. The ripping sound made Song Shaoqian experience the dangers of society.

He has a shadow.

The people present also felt their hearts tighten when they heard this, and subconsciously touched their collars.

After tearing the last piece of cloth, Su Ning was more humane and left two sleeves for him: "Thank you, Xiao Qianqian, for your tenderness."

Song Shaoqian: "My innocence...is gone."

"Stop pretending. You've been shirtless from time to time, and your innocence is long gone."

"..."

At this moment, Mu Xiaoyu endured the twitching of her mouth and stepped forward to ask what everyone was thinking: "Senior Sister, what do you want clothes for?"

Didn't she have her own clothes?

Why would you be so perverted as to tear a man's clothes off?

"It works." Su Ning fiddled with the clothes in her hands without even raising her head. Now, a headscarf for an old woman was made.

It’s just that Song Shaoqian was wearing a green dress today.

This is the first time he has worn this color since the first day I met him. I don’t know if this guy did it on purpose or not.

Wearing the green hat-like headscarf, she always felt that something was missing. She looked at Gu Tianqi who was leaning on the branch. Why was he leaning on the branch?

Because he is special?

No, no, no, it was all because of the vine snake incident that frightened him so much that his legs went limp.

"Haitang, can you lend me your apprentice's branch?" She stared at Gu Tianqi and her mouth slipped. She was about to say: Can you lend me your apprentice's branch?

But what I said was not what I wanted to say at all.

"?" Zhongli Haitang looked at her numbly. Ever since she was cuckolded, he couldn't look her in the eye: "Can I lend it to you?"

Can apprentices be borrowed casually?

Especially lending it to her, he couldn't push his apprentice into the fire pit.

Realizing that she had said the wrong thing, Su Ning looked at Zhongli Haitang's numb eyes, then looked at Gu Tianqi's vigilant face, and she changed her words in time.

"I borrowed the branch in his hand!"

"You should have told me earlier. You scared me." Gu Tianqi patted his chest in shock and immediately threw the branch in his hand over.

He was afraid of suffering the same fate as Song Shaoqian.

so far so good.

With a cane and a headscarf, Su Ning was fully prepared. She bent down and dressed up as an old lady in her seventies or eighties crossing the road.

She even specifically asked: "Junior brother...brother, can we do it now?"

He speaks incoherently.

She is completely different from the arrogant Su Ning before.

Mu Xiaoyu: “…” Not to mention the Imperial Master, even he was a little unrecognizable.

Zhongli Haitang: “…” What is she going to do?

Just when everyone was puzzled by her behavior, the secret realm finally ended.

Many people rushed out.

Su Ning was being squeezed around: "Why are you squeezing me? I am an old man with limited mobility and I am almost being squeezed to death by you."

She wondered whether she should just lie down on the ground. If she could extort anyone, it would be one. But what if there were one or two eyes on top of her head?

What if I crush her with one foot?

So, she gave up the idea of ​​lying down and blackmailing others.

Being squeezed apart again, she didn't know when she was squeezed out. Due to an unstable center of gravity, she fell at someone's feet.

The owner of the foot spoke.

"Old man, why are you going to the secret realm at such an old age?"

As he said this, he wanted to help her.

But when Su Ning heard this familiar voice, she showed resistance and knocked around with a branch, deliberately making the sound louder.

"No, no, men, stay away from me."

That's right.

What made her extremely resistant was naturally the imperial teacher who chased her for ten miles. She had to fall at someone else's feet instead of anywhere else.

Isn't this a self-inflicted trap?

"You can't get up either." Chen Yichuan was actually a man who respected the elderly and loved the young. He looked at the old man whose legs were shaking and who couldn't get up at all.

He went forward to help her up: "There are so many people here. If you fall down again, I see that your legs are not in good condition and you are shaking so much that you can't get up."

This old man is really stubborn.

Even in this situation, he still doesn't want help. This makes him see the shadow of others.

Su Ning: "..." Who is causing her legs to tremble?

How could she not resist and tremble when faced with a man who had caught her time and again and knew all of his scandals?

It’s good enough that you didn’t run away carrying the branch at the first opportunity.

"Old man, you are still the same as before." Chen Yichuan helped Su Ning, whose legs were shaking badly, and said something inexplicably.

Su Ning's heart tightened, thinking that he had seen through her disguise.

Unexpectedly, he said next: "The powder on your body smells good."

Only little girls like it.

Why now, uh, he was either being ageist or he just couldn't figure it out, but then again, the smell was pretty familiar.

I seem to have smelled it somewhere...

"Only little girls are allowed to use it, but we old people are not allowed to use it?" Hearing his words, Su Ning immediately felt relieved.

She raised the branch and hit the back of his hand: "Are you age discriminating?"

"No." Chen Yichuan was quite patient with the old man and quickly explained: "It's just that the old man's gouache is a little familiar..."

"..."Su Ning's hands were shaking now.

This guy is so smart.

If she doesn't find an excuse to slip away, she will be exposed sooner or later. By then, let alone running away, she won't have a chance to escape with so many guards.

There is another important issue. If he finds out, she will avenge him by pretending to be an old lady and hitting him with a tree branch.

Hiss...the scene is a bit cruel.

"Don't see me off." Su Ning waved his hand away and walked forward, leaning on the tree branch.

Seeing that she was about to disappear from his sight, Su Ning was ready to run a hundred meters carrying the tree branch, but Chen Yichuan came to pick a fight with her again.

"Old man, your hat is askew. Let me help you straighten it."

"It's not a hat, it's a headscarf. Have you ever seen a good person wearing a green hat and embarrassing himself?" Su Ning turned around and hit him again with the branch.

The person was hit, but an accident happened.

Just because she turned around.

Chen Yichuan pulled off her green headscarf. When the enemies met, they were extremely jealous. He sneered: "Tell me, how many times have you hit me with a tree branch?"

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