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Chapter 49 You are a beast, I am a human, we are not suitable

Teng Snake was irritated by her.

It spat out the rotten meat in its mouth and slapped Su Ning with its thorny tail. With this attack, Su Ning would be crippled if not killed.

Although Su Ning's cultivation was not high, she was a square dancer after all. She twisted her waist to avoid the fatal blow and grabbed Teng Snake's tail when it was not prepared.

"Oh my, you're angry because of shame." She understands angry snakes.

"Hiss." Teng Snake hissed, and its dark eyes widened. If it could speak like humans, it would make this hiss.

I don’t know how dirty the curse was.

Su Ning was also a brave man, relying on the dragon on her body, but in her heart she kept asking Jun Zhi: "Are you sure you have more meat than Teng Snake?"

"Well, it is of nobler blood than this one."

Jun Zhi: "When I was a Jiao, I was an ancient mythical beast. Now I have transformed into a dragon."

"Then I can pretend to be a dragon."

Jun Zhi: “…” Isn’t this just the fox taking advantage of the tiger’s might?

The Teng Snake over there swung its tail, trying to throw this ignorant human off.

But how could Su Ning let it do what it wanted? Not only did she hold its tail tightly, she also challenged it with words: "Ancient beast, come and bite me if you dare."

Teng Snake satisfied her desire to be bitten, turned around, grabbed Su Ning on the tail and started biting her, but several times he missed biting her and bit his own tail.

Typical self-abuse.

"How stupid." Su Ning mocked him as she laughed so hard that she choked and her hands slipped, causing her to fall to the ground.

Is it because she is born not to like to laugh?

No, she couldn't laugh anymore.

The Teng Snake stuck out its tongue and moved its huge head closer, its eyes full of amusement, as if saying: You were laughing, why aren’t you laughing again?

Su Ning forced a smile, but moved aside: "A gentleman talks, not fights. We should have the spirit of a divine beast."

She felt that she didn't check the almanac before going out today, which led to everything going wrong.

Teng Snake had had enough of her shamelessness. How could it let go of such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity? It came over with its bloody mouth wide open.

"Oh my god."

Looking at the big mouth that hadn't been brushed for a thousand years, Su Ning disliked the bad breath and decisively moved away: "If you chase me again, I won't be polite."

Teng Snake pursued relentlessly.

At this moment, Su Ning stopped running. Instead, she drifted in a handsome manner. Others thought she was going to show off her skills by lifting the snake with one hand.

She yelled at the people watching the show above.

"What are you looking at? Did some old woman trip you up?"

Look at the hammer.

Did they think that she, a person in the Qi Refining Stage, could kill the divine beast?

Can they just sit back and reap the benefits?

"If you want us to save you, be nicer." Qin Zhi was not going to indulge her: "If you keep having a bad temper, your master will collect your body."

Su Ning: “…” This kid is so narrow-minded.

Shit, she just doesn’t believe it.

It's just a snake, she even dared to touch the horns and tease a dragon, it's just a snake, she must peel off its scales and fry it!

However, before she could throw Jun Zhi away, she added: Go, little loach.

Huang Yueguang took the opportunity to attack Teng Snake's vital point. He never forgot that this snake was a pet for his beloved one and there was no time to waste.

He was just looking for an opportunity.

Tengshe sensed the crisis and temporarily let Su Ning go.

Su Ning finally caught her breath. The already injured Teng Snake was subdued by Wen Yan with one move and then tied up with a rope.

It fell from mid-air and happened to hit Su Ning.

The two were extremely jealous when they met.

The tied up Teng Snake bit towards her in a twisted posture, insisting that if it didn't kill her today, its status as a divine beast would be threatened.

Su Ning kicked it and quickly came out: "Don't do this, you are a beast and I am a human, we are not suitable."

"Hiss..." Teng Snake was almost angry to death.

So, the two of them staged a scene in front of everyone: she ran and it chased her, and she couldn't fly away even if she had wings, but Teng Snake's chasing posture was a bit strange.

Like a maggot.

It is so funny to see a maggot chasing a person.

"Okay, be quiet." Wen Yan was a man with a bad temper. He looked at the Teng Snake, which did not look like a mythical beast, with a warning look.

The Teng Snake bullies the weak and fears the strong.

Perhaps because she had seen his methods, she kept her head down and did not move.

Wen Yan nodded with satisfaction, and changed his expression to look at Qin Zhi and the others: "Azhi, Han, can you give me this divine beast?"

Qin Zhi waved his hand: "I have one, I don't need a divine beast."

Lu Yihan smiled and said, "I didn't do much."

Su Ning came closer: "Give me one of your legs. I'll take the risk of diverting its attention and giving you a chance to take advantage. One leg isn't too much, right?"

Everyone present: “…” Snakes have legs?

Unexpectedly, Wen Yan just glanced at her indifferently and chose to ignore her existence. He focused his energy on Teng Snake.

Whisper a few words to Teng Snake.

The Teng Snake's huge eyes suddenly lit up, and it took the initiative to transform into a small Karami snake, hovering on Wen Yan's arm.

Su Ning guessed that he must have said: Beast, I'll take you to find a partner.

After taking the Teng Snake for himself, Wen Yan curled his lips and sneered at Su Ning: "Snakes don't have legs. It said that even if it had legs, it wouldn't be willing to give them to you."

"Let it out, and I'll do some bone-building exercises for it."

"It doesn't want to see you."

"..."

Wen Yan didn't say anything else, and the three of them left in cahoots.

"you……"

"What is bone hyperplasia gymnastics?" Zhongli Haitang, who had always ignored her, asked, and there were different emotions in his eyes.

Anyway, it's very uncomfortable.

Su Ning rolled her eyes at him: "What? You want to give it a try?"

"I……"

"Ahhh..." He was about to say something when his silly disciple interrupted him. His silly disciple looked very excited.

He hugged Su Ning's thigh and said, "You were so handsome just now."

"Men and women should not touch each other." Su Ning shook her feet twice in disgust, but found that she could not get rid of him no matter how hard she tried.

It's like having snot on it.

This silly boy is completely devoted to Su Ning: "Without further ado, if you save my life, I will give you my master for free."

Such a critical moment.

Not only did she save his life, she also showed off in the process.

"What are you saying, traitor?" Zhongli Haitang grabbed his ears, annoyed: "Did your master give it to you for free?"

"It hurts, it hurts..." His face twitched in pain.

Watching the master and apprentice "arguing as husband and wife", Su Ning lay down under a big tree very tactfully, holding a dogtail grass in his mouth and watching the show.

Also give some pointers on the spot.

"You can't do that, kid. You should hold your master with your backhand, then put your arms around his waist and lift his chin up."

"Master, I think your leg hair is very sexy."

Gu Tianqi: “?” What the hell?

Zhongli Haitang: “…” Yang Cheng’s disciple is most likely useless.

Letting go of Gu Tianqi's ear, Zhongli Haitang narrowed her eyes and suddenly smiled at her, which stunned Gu Tianqi.

Will his paralyzed master laugh?

Before he could speak, the master walked over, picked up Su Ning, and threatened: "Do you want me to demonstrate to you?"

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