Now that we're in a book, isn't it reasonable to use some cheats?
Chapter 34: Kun is so big that one person cannot sit in it
Su Ning, who was far away on the other side, sneezed.
She rubbed her sore nose and murmured, "Why do I sneeze so often recently? Could it be that some unruly people are trying to do something bad to me?"
"Come on." Every time someone spoke, Song Shaoqian would interrupt: "I guess it's your master, how do you want to beat you up again?"
"Are you talking about yourself? No matter how bad my master is, he would never beat a woman." He must have been beaten up by his master many times.
When I go out, I still expect to be beaten.
He has reached the point where he feels uncomfortable if he isn't beaten for a day.
"How is that possible? My master is gentle..." His voice became smaller and smaller.
"You can't even speak anymore."
"..."
It is a long way from Huangcheng to the human world, and one certainly cannot just walk there. Su Ning was worried about flying on a sword.
She wanted to abandon Mu Xiaoyu.
After all, she was focused on Han Fangjian and wanted to take the opportunity to get to know him.
But in a blink of an eye, she was stunned by Sashimi's mount and couldn't take her eyes away: "Senior, this thing is super cool."
I have seen people flying swords, and I have also seen people riding pigs, cows and horses.
The only thing I haven’t seen is anyone riding a Kun.
His Kun is that blue in color, which is in line with the premise of fantasy. Su Ning strives: "Senior, Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in one pot."
I almost said what was in my heart.
She corrected herself in time: "Bah, it's because Kun is so big that one person can't sit in it."
"Want to sit?" Hejia glanced at her, thinking about something.
"I do." Su Ning nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
Hejia turned over and said, "Show some sincerity, otherwise don't blame Kun for giving you a big sinus for the 'raw fish' you mentioned."
He holds a grudge.
He usually hated being called sashimi the most. Except for her, anyone who called him sashimi would be torn into pieces by him.
"Sincerity?" Su Ning was penniless, and the only valuable thing on her was probably the loach. She scratched her head in embarrassment.
"Senior, to be honest with you, my pockets are cleaner than my face."
"Just lack of sincerity?" He Jia raised his eyebrows.
Suddenly thinking of that biased master, Su Ning decided to sell her master today: "How about I sell my master to you, to preserve its value."
"Senior Sister." Mu Xiaoyu was overwhelmed.
Can the master sell it casually?
If he makes the master angry, he might be promoted to senior brother, while the senior sister would be kicked out without hesitation.
After selling his pants, he sold them to others. Song Shaoqian felt sad for her master: "Whoever becomes your master will be unlucky for the rest of his life."
Su Ning ignored the rumors and asked sincerely, "How is the senior?"
"Who is your master?" Hejia has always been curious about which sect she belongs to. She looks useless on the surface, but her mind is more meticulous than anyone else.
Maybe she is pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger?
She answered honestly: "Yang Cheng, the most biased master."
“……”Okay, it’s him.
"He is worthless, I don't want him." Strangely enough, among the four great masters of the cultivation world, he least wanted to have anything to do with Yang Cheng.
It's not that he's a villain.
But he couldn't see through him and always felt that there was something hidden in him.
"How about my junior brother?" Mu Xiaoyu, who was closest to her, was unlucky again and was caught by her: "Fair skin, beautiful face, and long legs."
"He is very handsome and has a thin waist. It's down there..."
"Shut up." Lian Hejia couldn't stand it anymore.
"Everyone else come up." He glanced at Su Ning who was full of expectation: "You figure out a way, we will meet in the human world."
When they heard it, they didn't hesitate at all.
Only Su Ning was left.
Faced with this situation, Su Ning tried to awaken Mu Xiaoyu's few master-disciple friendships: "Junior brother, we share the same hardships."
“Senior, how about…” Mu Xiaoyu couldn’t bear it either.
Although this senior sister does nothing.
Moreover, she wanted to sell him out just now, but after all, they were from the same school, and he couldn't be proud of selling out his teacher like she was.
But the senior didn't give him a chance to speak and left.
"Damn it, you really don't care about me anymore?" Su Ning regretted it.
Fu finished eating the sashimi.
She has nothing now, how can she go to the human world?
Song Shaoqian suddenly popped up from the ground: "I care about you."
“……”He couldn’t even protect himself.
"Aren't you going with them?" Su Ning did not forget that this silly boy was the first one to go up. She didn't think he had a change of heart.
I couldn't bear to see a weak woman like her here, so I just came to accompany her.
Song Shaoqian scratched his head and grinned: "They were too fast, I didn't hold on tight, and I fell off."
"……"Fine.
Su Ning was too lazy to pay attention to him and prepared to hike. There was no set time anyway, so at worst she could eat along the way. There would definitely be game on the road.
"Are you really going to go over there?" Song Shaoqian couldn't believe it.
Doesn't she know the distance?
It’s not as easy as climbing over a few mountains to get from here to the human world.
It's about crossing the sea.
"Will you carry me over?" Su Ning gave him an impatient look.
"You're so fat..."
"Fuck you!" Before he could finish his sentence, Thomas kicked him in the back.
Yang Cheng said she was fat but she endured it because she couldn't beat him.
With this kid's physique, he still dares to imitate Yang Cheng's deadly words.
Song Shaoqian came over, rubbing his butt, and muttered: "Girls should be gentle, otherwise you will not be able to get married in the future."
"Men only affect the speed at which I eat." Su Ning said disdainfully.
"..."
"Actually, I can take you to the human world." After a moment of silence, Song Shaoqian suddenly brought up a topic that Su Ning was very interested in.
"Carry me?"
"I'm not a donkey!" He was furious, but in order to show off, he said mysteriously: "The thing in the egg has grown up."
The stuff in the egg.
Could it be the Phoenix Chicken that the loach mentioned?
"Country chicken? How big can a country chicken be..." When Su Ning saw the country chicken in front of her that was as big as Kun, she wanted to withdraw her words.
It's only been one day, not a year.
Is it taking hormones?
Su Ning swallowed in disbelief: "What did you feed it? It grew from a small chicken to a large chicken in just one day."
Forgive her for not seeing the shadow of a phoenix in it.
This is real free-range chicken.
Hearing the word "country chicken", it seemed to understand and called to Su Ning twice. Song Shaoqian comforted the chicken: "It's not a country chicken."
She called out "country chicken" again.
Then she really has to go to the human world by herself.
"No matter whether it is or not, can it fly?" She was skeptical as she looked at the native chicken with short wings and fat body.
Song Shaoqian shook his finger: "No problem at all."
"Then let it try it?" She was still worried.
Song Shaoqian didn't waste any time. He climbed onto the chicken's back and whispered something in its ear. But it was too far away to hear clearly what he said.
Su Ning: “…” There is also a take-off ceremony?
At this time, Song Shaoqian stretched out his hand: "Come up quickly, we can reach the human world before them."
Wasted time.
He wouldn't be able to show off his cool mount in front of them.
Taking a deep breath and sitting on the native chicken, Su Ning could only put life and death aside. At worst, he would be a brave man again in twenty years.
"You know what, this mount is quite comfortable." Su Ning was surprised.
But the next second, she met Song Shaoqian's complaining eyes: "Is there a possibility that you sat on my hand?"
"Uh..." Su Ning moved in time.
"Let's take off." His word is take off.
The native chicken spread its wings and soared into the sky. It flew up and the altitude was quite high, but the question was whether it could maintain that altitude.
Don't fall down...
"Ah ah ah..."
The two screamed in unison, and Su Ning cursed: "Swindler, you dragged it out to sell before it even reached adulthood!"
"It's too fat to fly." Song Shaoqian's explanation was heard in my ears.
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