Now that we're in a book, isn't it reasonable to use some cheats?
Chapter 25: No man in mind, wear pants with patterns
Su Ning climbed up and saw the master who cursed her to death: "Master's flattery is based on my pain!"
The heroine is a human being.
Does she, as a supporting actress, deserve to be treated as an nobody?
"If you were like your senior sister, a leader in the world of cultivation, I, as your teacher, could be nicer to you." Yang Cheng was making a big promise.
Su Ning was dissatisfied: "What? Master is discriminating against people based on their cultivation level?"
What does it mean to be the same as the heroine?
She has her own aura as a heroine, so the title should not be "All the men in the cultivation world are vying to practice dual cultivation with me", but should be changed.
It's called "There's always a group of old Bidens in the world of cultivation who want to harm me"
"It's not discrimination." Yang Cheng looked at her meaningfully and said, "You have a high level of cultivation, so you won't have trouble choosing a man."
"Your cultivation level is low, so you can only choose the Muggle you attacked that day."
"..."
If Qi Shi heard this, he would definitely greet him in his heart. First of all, he didn't offend any of you, and secondly, he is not a Muggle.
"If you don't have a man in your heart, you'll have to wear patterns on your pants." Su Ning said disdainfully.
Yang Cheng: “…” She’s picking on her pants, right?
"Just wear your belt." Yang Cheng didn't want to stay here, so he turned around and was about to go back to sleep when he suddenly remembered something.
He turned around and said, "Get up early tomorrow and I will give you a gift."
You always need something to save your life.
It is inevitable that he is partial, but he is not a cold-blooded person.
"Are you giving it to a man?" Su Ning looked sincere.
"..." Yang Cheng had never been so speechless in his life. He said angrily: "Do you want me to give myself to you?"
Everyday man.
This is because she is crazy about men.
Hearing this, Su Ning couldn't hide the disgust on her face: "No, you're too old. I like young and tender hunks."
"..."
The word "old" tore Yang Cheng apart.
She added: "I like people like my junior brother."
"You go alone." He changed his mind and, for Mu Xiaoyu's innocence, let her go alone.
He didn't want to lose both the wife and the army.
Seeing that he didn't keep his word, Su Ning looked at him with resentment: "Master, if you don't keep your word, be careful that you get a hole in your pants."
She is a good person.
She wouldn't molest my junior fellow apprentice, so how can I guard against her like a wolf?
"Can you please stop mentioning underpants!" Yang Cheng turned around and left angrily.
Su Ning shouted from behind him: "Master, remember to leave me one of the pants you hung in the yard so I can use it to ward off evil spirits."
"..."
Yang Cheng quickened his pace, probably going back to collect his pants.
He didn't dare to hang it outside anymore.
As for Su Ning, she walked down along the sect gate, as she still had to look for the sound system. She didn't know where she had been kicked by her master.
You can pass Xuanming Sect in this direction, and there should be no one there in the middle of the night.
Unexpectedly, as soon as she approached Xuanming Sect's territory, she heard a dog barking, and then a black Tibetan mastiff jumped down from the wall.
It kept barking at Su Ning.
"Don't scream." Su Ning looked flustered and made a shushing gesture: "Don't scream, little beast. I'll take you to the toilet for a snack later."
That Tibetan Mastiff seemed to be able to understand human language.
When it heard others call it a little beast, it showed a ferocious expression and pounced over to bite Su Ning's butt.
"Damn..." Su Ning's face changed.
She ran away, threatening as she ran: "If you chase me again, I will peel off your skin, pull out your tendons, and make dog head soup!"
"Wang Wang Wang..."
His threats were of no use and had the opposite effect.
Made it angry.
So, the man and the dog chased each other around in other sects.
"Ahhh... Who the hell raised this dog? Why didn't he tie it up properly?" She clearly felt the dog's teeth biting through the fabric on her butt.
Su Ning was about to collapse.
He scolded the dog owner: "You can't even keep an eye on a dog. Did you switch roles with the dog and tie yourself to a tree with a leash?"
Just as I finished scolding, the dog owner came out.
A man walked out of Xuanming Sect. He waved at the Tibetan Mastiff and said in a serious tone, "The immortals are not allowed to mess around. Come here."
Seeing the man, the Tibetan Mastiff named Tianxian walked over with its tail wagged. It rubbed against the man's feet and made a barking sound.
He didn't look as ferocious as before at all.
Looking closely, the dog owner met Han Fangjian only once.
"Why didn't you tie up the dog? It scared people." Su Ning, still in shock, accused him of being an incompetent owner.
Don't think you don't have to leash your dog just because you're handsome.
If you do this again next time, I will take the dog and the leash out and sell them together.
Han Fangjian patted the dog's head and said to himself, "A fairy doesn't bite people. If she does, that person must not be a good person."
As he spoke, he suddenly looked up.
"You went to another sect in the middle of the night, did you want to steal something?"
"Steal something?" Hearing the word steal, Su Ning looked down on him and said, "With your sect, what is there worth stealing?"
She only steals useful things, not valuable ones.
For example, the master's pants.
Han Fangjian said nothing, and prepared to enter the sect while holding Tianxian in his arms.
"Hey." Seeing what he was about to do, Su Ning hurriedly stepped forward to stop him and said straight to the point: "Did you see what fell from the sky?"
"What?" Han Fangjian frowned.
"It's just... he looks quite dark." This puzzled Su Ning, as she had a limited vocabulary: "Something that can talk."
Being able to speak is a feature.
People in the cultivation world are all country bumpkins and have probably never seen anything unusual.
"Is that it?" Han Fangjian pointed to the other side of their sect.
I saw several disciples studying something on the ground. That thing was the speaker that had been missing for a while, and it seemed to be broken.
Makes a piercing noise.
Su Ning's eyes lit up: "Yes, yes, that's it."
She ran in, picked it up and left.
However, her actions aroused their dissatisfaction and they started to talk a lot.
"Who are you? You come here and just steal things."
"That's right, at least say hello. It's so rude to just take it away."
"Put your things down..."
Su Ning held the speaker, her eyes alert: "This is mine."
"What evidence do you have?" someone asked back.
"This……"
"Okay, all of you go back to sleep." Han Fangjian glanced at them, with the intention of helping Su Ning out in disguise.
In fact, he didn't want her to stay in the sect.
As soon as Tianxian saw her, he wanted to bite her, and he was afraid that he would not be able to control himself, so he simply let her leave early.
He squatted down and taught the fairy: "Don't be ferocious to others. If you show your teeth again, I will beat you."
"Wow, wow, wow..." The fairy felt extremely aggrieved.
However, Su Ning became restless.
Her mind suddenly jerked, and she blurted out, "Don't hit it, hit me."
"?" Han Fangjian just felt that she was too outrageous.
What a view-destroying statement.
Unexpectedly, there was still something behind him. Su Ning saw that his expression was unchanged and believed that since the words were spoken, there was no way to withdraw them.
She continued recklessly: "I am worse than a dog, hit me."
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