The prince can read minds! I just want to be a princess and have a bad time
Chapter 56 Monk Dowry
At this time, a big prawn was picked up with a serving chopstick and put into his bowl. Baoer next to him smiled and said, "Brother Wuliu, this is the prawn you caught in the afternoon. Come and try it and see if it is delicious. The young lady said that it is more exciting to eat seafood caught by yourself." He glanced at the princess and saw that she was only busy feeding steamed eggs to her youngest sister beside her. He didn't think that this was not what a princess should do, so he started to eat with peace of mind.
Nanny Su, now Nanny Yang, also smiled and picked up a piece of food for her little grandson 'Yu Su', and also picked up a bowl for 'Yu Tian' on her left. However, Zhan Siji smiled helplessly, as Baoer picked up all the prawns at once and his bowl was almost full.
Zhan Dong smiled narrowly with an air of insight, "Sister Baoer, even if you pick up all the dishes on the table from Daddy, you still can't become a martial arts master."
"Nonsense, can't our Baoer just want to give his dad some shrimp to eat?" Zhan Qiu said, and winked at Baoer in a friendly manner.
Bao Er, who was devoted to learning martial arts, ignored their teasing. The princess could only come back to stay for a few days, so she had to worship this master today! Otherwise, how could she follow the young lady to travel the world in the future?
Shen Yu watched them interacting with her heart full. This was her "entire family fortune" and all the people she cared about were here. It could be said that if a missile were to hit her, it would be able to wipe out all her relatives.
Oh, not only that, there’s also an old monk!
After dinner, Shen Yu took a walk in the moonlight and went to the small building next door. He was still very satisfied looking at the "kingdom" he had built. There were only two small buildings in the village, one for his own residence and the other to trick the old monk into "going along with the crowd".
When she took her brother to seek medical treatment, she found out after entering the temple that there were many monks with medical skills, but only the old abbot could prescribe the right medicine for her brother. However, her brother needed acupuncture for many years to cure his cold.
The old monk often travels around, his whereabouts are erratic, and he basically relies on chance to give acupuncture? ? Shen Yu has performed tea ceremony and modern vegetarian dishes, but he can't make the old abbot willing to stay for a year.
After making inquiries from many sources, she found out that he often hid in the poorest Shouyang Village. She simply moved there as well. She didn't dare to stay in the temple all the time anyway, fearing that the baby's crying in the middle of the night would arouse the Shen family's suspicion.
As a result, she discovered that the old abbot was also a foodie. Did he come to the village to pick the fruits from the trees?
Shen Yu smiled slightly, this wave was stable, so she collected all the fruits in the village and made them into dried fruits. Then after the old monk jumped in anger, she took out a big bag of dried fruits and told him: Old man, you don’t have to squat anymore, take it and eat it slowly all year round!
So, the two of them became familiar with each other.
Shen Yu used the bait of building a small building to improve the living environment to lure him to spread the four-gram rumor for her. The old monk also took the opportunity to bargain and forced her to join the "Heavenly Gua" idea before he would help her lie, so as to prevent the emperor's family from bothering him to cheat. Shen Yu agreed with tears in her eyes, and at the same time tricked him into helping her create the illusion that she lived in the temple for a long time, and also created an impeccable reason for her blessing.
Therefore, she and the old monk fought every day, and they could be considered friends regardless of age. Although, the old monk was only thirty or forty years old at most, but in his own words: his heart was old!
In Yu Mu's words: Anyway, these two people are not very reliable, so just don't harm others.
In the small farmyard under the moonlight, the fruit trees that blocked out the moon were lush and leafy. The moonlight filtered through the leaves and fell on two bamboo lounge chairs placed under the trees. There was a small wooden table in the middle, on which was a plate full of dried fruits.
On the chair near the inside, there was a fat monk lying, his round forehead showing.
Hearing the footsteps, he fanned himself and talked to the newcomer with his eyes closed, as if he knew she would come. "I heard that you staged a big show yesterday? And you sold fake goods on the street?"
Shen Yu raised his eyebrows, his smiling eyes hiding a hint of playfulness, but his words were full of joking, "You stinky monk, monks don't tell lies, don't you understand? What do you mean I'm selling fake goods on the street? It's obvious that I was kind enough to auction off my dowry, but I was deceived by my black-hearted stepfather and stepmother! I'm a victim!"
"Let me remind you that your mother is your stepmother, and your father is not." Seeing her self-righteous look, the monk kindly opened his eyes and reminded her.
"Tsk, who cares about these details? If you have a stepmother, you will have a stepfather, do you understand? You don't even know that they actually didn't mention a word about the dowry left to me by the Su family. How shameless!" Shen Yu bit off a big mouthful of dried fruit indignantly, wishing it was Shen Nian's dog head.
“Everything in the world has its cause and effect, and everything has its retribution. The loss in front of you is not necessarily a loss, and the gain is not necessarily a gain.”
Shen Yu lay back, looked up at the big moon and said, "Who said it wasn't a loss? I lost a lot of money. If I exchanged this money for copper coins, it would be enough to fill all the meditation rooms in your Lingzhu Temple. Do you believe it?! As soon as I think about it, Shen Nian got a bargain! Roar! I'm so angry!!"
Since coming to this world, Shen Yu has always been in the role of a protector or collaborator. Only with the old monk does she have the qualifications to be a junior and have the right to relax for a moment.
Although he is always unreliable, he is very reliable in many things. After all, his unreliability is directed towards others. When facing Shen Yu, he is still very trustworthy.
Suddenly turning sideways, Shen Yu saw the wrinkled face of the old monk, "Hey! Stinky monk, why don't you come with me? I only have so many people around me, and without you I will be missing a lot."
The more Shen Yu thought about it, the more he felt it was feasible. He sat up and counted on his fingers, "Look! If you follow me, you can eat the snacks made by Yang Mama and drink the osmanthus wine I brew. Didn't you say Ying'er has the appearance of a Buddha? So you have to take care of her, right? How about it? How about it?"
The monk rarely showed a serious and compassionate look. He looked at the liveliness in the eyes of the person in front of him and said, "Okay, if the emperor wants to see me, I will say I can't go. I want to go with Princess Zhuo?"
"This... let's just forget about it." She had forgotten how the dog emperor could let him go. "How about... you fake your death too?" Shen Yu asked tentatively.
Something tapped his forehead gently, "Tsk! What nonsense! How can a monk deceive the Buddha?" He is an abbot after all, right? His death is a big deal! !
The thing fell into her arms. Shen Yu picked up the round jade pendant and looked at it from left to right. The edge with the word "Hua" was missing a corner. It was a second-rate product. "Monk, you are so stingy now. You even use a broken jade pendant to beat people."
"All the money in my bank is in this jade pendant. Half of it will be given to you as a dowry, and the other half will be left for your brother to get married in the future," the monk said indifferently.
Shen Yu: “…………” Do the rich give away their property so casually?
She put the jade pendant on the small coffee table as if she was holding a hot potato, and waved her hand, "We don't want it. As an old monk, why do you have money in the bank? Don't tell me it's some dirty money embezzled from incense oil? Tsk! We are a decent family, you can't do that."
"You go to the 'Tianxia Bank' and show this jade pendant. Just use your Shen Yu's ID card. I've told you that you can't refuse a gift from an elder. Take it and go!" The old monk ate the dried fruit leisurely without even looking at her.
Shen Yu stepped aside cautiously, his eyes narrowed, "Old monk, you didn't commit a terrible crime and are planning to run away, right? If I go to withdraw the money, will I be arrested as a murderer? You want to use me to take the blame for you? You're dreaming!"
The monk didn't care about her nonsense. He looked at her for a long time before he smiled and said, "Oh? How could my good disciple-in-law watch you being arrested? Doesn't he have deep feelings for you? He even personally clarified the rumors for you? You have a strong backing now!"
"Bah! Who made him fall in love with me... No, he is not my husband!!" Shen Yu's eyes widened as if he could spit fire, "No! I am not your disciple! Don't take advantage of me, you stinky monk."
"Tsk, do you know how to talk? How can a girl like you say such a thing as taking advantage of others? Besides, you have learned the 'Nanxi Needle Technique' passed down from my ancestors. Why are you not considered my disciple? I, the old monk, have only taught you in my life!"
Speaking of this, Shen Yu got furious. "I don't know that your acupuncture method is famous. It's obviously you who was lazy and didn't want to come over to give acupuncture to my brother every day, so you forced me to practice hard. Can you tell me how many pig's trotters I crushed when I practiced? Ah? Okay, I've finished practicing, but you said that I can't give acupuncture in front of others casually, for fear of causing death? Are you kidding me? Ah!!"
"I don't care anyway. I'll knock you out and take you away. Otherwise, if Mu'er has a headache or fever in the future, where can I find a free doctor for him?" After saying that, he left without looking back, just like every time before, the two of them would always part ways childishly and unhappily before they would give up.
But this time, she still brought the broken jade pendant with her.
I have always known that the old monk has a questionable background, but who doesn't have a few secrets? Rather than being trapped in the mountains under the surveillance of the emperor... Shen Yu has seriously considered the possibility of packing up the old monk and taking him away.
Shen Yu smiled indifferently, turned around, mounted his horse, and headed out of the village.
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