Hong Kong Variety Show: I choose Liang Kun, he has a big temper

Li Jing tied a hemp rope to the horse, led it down, and put it next to Li Bai: "God, hold the rope, I will pull you up."

"Start, pull."

At Wang An's command, the three horses pulled out at the same time with a roar. Before Li Bai could even get ready, he was dragged up. He managed to escape from the pit by crawling and bumping his way through it.

When he got ashore, Li Bai smiled bitterly: "This pit is quite big."

When Li Jing looked at Li Bai, he was very surprised. Li Bai was dressed in an extraordinary way, with a blue down jacket on his upper body, which he spent a month's salary to buy, and sports fleece pants on his lower body, which he stole from his friend, and hiking shoes on his feet, which was very different.

No wonder Li Jing was stunned.

Li Bai was also angry. You said that the system had finally brought you to the Tang Dynasty, so why couldn't the whole set of equipment be replaced with a more normal one that was in line with the atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty? You had to rack your brains to explain.

"Don't be surprised, that's how gods dress." Li Jing could only smile and didn't dare to say anything more.

"Who are you?" Li Bai didn't know much about this group of people.

Upon hearing this, Li Jing knelt down again and said, "God is above, I am the Minister of War of the Tang Dynasty, Duke of Dai, Li Jing."

Li Bai became excited when he heard this.

Who is this person?

The Minister of War of the Tang Dynasty, if this happened in the previous life, he would definitely be the Minister of Defense, and he was also the Duke of Dai, what does that mean, a founding hero? But now in Li Bai's eyes, this is not the Li Jing at all?

This person is clearly the pillar that will help him on his road to success. A definite pillar.

"General Li, please stand up." Li Bai imitated it quite well: "I am not a god, I am just an ordinary person."

As soon as Li Bai finished speaking, Wang An burst out laughing: "God, you are too modest. You came down from the sky and created such a big hole, and you still call yourself a commoner. If all the people in the Tang Dynasty were commoners like you, then the Tang Dynasty would last for thousands of years and would last forever."

"Wang An, don't be rude." Li Jing trembled with fear.

It is said that being with a king is like being with a tiger, so what about being with a god? It is like being with the King of Hell, who can make you fall from the sky in a minute.

"God, tonight we attacked Zhanxiang City. We thought it would be a bloody battle, but we never expected that a god would descend from the sky and dig a big pit to help us. We easily took Zhanxiang City. I, Li Jing, will report this to the emperor and thank you very much."

When these words are spoken aloud, they are a bit hot to the ears, just like an ancient Chinese teacher reading aloud in your ear, a bit obscure.

But Li Bai heard it clearly, which meant that it was Li Bai's credit that he captured Zhanxiang City. Li Bai was secretly delighted, and now he had the right to ask for an official position.

"It's just a small matter, a small matter. I just used a little technique and dug a small hole." Li Bai laughed as he spoke.

Small pit, so small? Half of Zhanxiang City?

Minister of War Li Jing laughed and said wildly: "Is this pit still small?"

Li Bai smiled bitterly: "How big a hit can I make with my small body?" Li Bai slowly turned his head.

When he saw the big hole, he was stunned: "Oh my god, did I make this hole?"

Li Jing laughed wildly: "Isn't it? This pit directly destroyed half of Zhanxiang City."

Li Bai was stunned as he saw fire burning all around the pit, covering the area with no grass at all. The area was estimated to be as large as ten football fields. Li Bai patted himself on the back.

It's quite solid.

How did such a big crater come about? Did an asteroid hit the Earth? Even Newton couldn't explain it.

"Yes, I smashed it." Li Bai said quite affirmatively.

"Since I helped you capture Zhanxiang City, I wonder what General Li has to say about it." No matter whether I smashed it or not, it's important to do the right thing, get the official position, and activate the system.

Li Jing was stuck for a moment. It is said that the immortals and masters are all free and carefree, and are quite disdainful of these worldly affairs, right?

Yes, that’s what masters are like, but Li Bai is not like that.

"This..." Li Jing hesitated, not knowing how to answer.

Wang An turned aside and asked, "We still have some money and jewelry in our equipment, as well as supplies in Zhanxiang City. Let's see if the gods are happy."

Li Jing sighed and could only say: "God, we have some jewelry and silver, we can give them all to you."

Li Bai was anxious and asked, "I want your money? I want an official position."

Brother, official position, reward.

"I don't need external things." As soon as Li Bai finished speaking, Wang An laughed and said, "Don't worry, God, there are many beautiful women in Zhanxiang City, available..."

"Huh?" Li Bai was so anxious that he exploded. Why are these warriors so stupid?

Li Jing saw that Li Bai looked unhappy and interrupted him: "How can a god be tempted by these external things?"

Alas, Li Jing is still very perceptive.

"Then, bring ten kilograms of good wine to honor the gods."

Li Bai was annoyed, completely annoyed: "General Li, I don't want anything, I just want an official position."

Alas, it’s finally out.

official?

A god-like person dug a huge pit just for an official position?

Is it possible that the gods will also become worldly?

Wang An's face twitched: "This is different from what the storyteller said. The gods want an official position?"

Li Jing smiled bitterly: "Okay, okay, in the battle of Xiangcheng, the military skill of the god is high, it is natural to reward him, he deserves the reward."

"God, then I will make the decision on my own and order you to..."

"God, your name is..."

"Li Bai."

"Okay, Li Jing will personally appoint the god-man Li Bai, reward him with an official post, and appoint him as the deputy officer of the light cavalry of the Ministry of War."

【System detection, official position is being entered.】

【Li Bai

Position: Deputy Officer of the Military Department

Level: Official position in the late Tang Dynasty

Establishment: On-the-job establishment

Grade: Not good

Salary: None

【System detection is successful, the system is being activated. 】

[Congratulations to the host for successfully activating the Qingyun Road system. I wish the host a smooth and successful career. ]

[The system lottery gift package is being distributed, please accept it. 】

Li Bai was overjoyed. The system was finally activated. Only then could Li Bai truly enter the Tang Dynasty.

Start his road to success.

"God? God? Are you satisfied with this position?" Li Jing was very happy to see the radiant light on Li Bai's face.

"Satisfied." Li Bai laughed.

"By the way, system, what position is this?"

[Deputy officer of the Ministry of War's Light Cavalry, deputy officer of the three thousand Light Cavalry.]

"Popularize it."

【The mascot of the Three Thousand Light Cavalry. 】

Ah.

A big pit was replaced with the Tang Dynasty Light Cavalry mascot.

Just not wasting time.

Obscene development.

Occasionally you can also pick up some growth points.

Cool.

"General, the report from the front is that a star suddenly fell at night, causing most of the losses in Xiangcheng." Captain Wang An, the captain of the 3,000 light cavalry, came on a fast horse to report.

"Is it a trick?" Li Jing was very cautious. He originally planned a silent attack to catch the enemy off guard, but the night star suddenly fell as if it were daytime. This miracle made Li Jing unable to grasp it for a moment.

"General, a miracle has been sent from heaven. The people of Zhanxiang City are complaining bitterly and the walls are on fire. This is heaven's blessing on our Tang Dynasty. If we do not attack and seize Zhanxiang City now, it would be against heaven's will." Every word Wang An said made sense.

Li Jing sighed, holding the military flag in his hand, shouting in all directions, and in the biting cold wind: "Soldiers, Tianyao Da Tang, take Zhanxiang City tonight, charge."

"rush......"

Three thousand light cavalry and iron horses came running, swaying in the wind and rain like dragons escaping into the sea. The murderous aura was illuminated by the fire in Zhanxiang City, mighty and strong.

“Kill…”

“Kill…”

The three thousand light cavalry were quite powerful and rushed straight to the gate of Zhanxiang City. When they arrived, Li Jing reined in his horses, and the three thousand light cavalry were stunned.

"City, where is the city gate?"

In the heavy snow, the gate of Zhanxiang City was gone, smashed to pieces by the huge pit next to it. The houses, military training grounds, and grain stores in the city were all smashed into the ground by the pit, leaving only a bare area.

"Captain Wang? Are we in the wrong place?" Li Jing was very suspicious. Zhanxiang City was a dangerous and strategic place that was easy to defend but difficult to attack for the Eastern Turks. If they captured Zhanxiang City, the war against the Eastern Turks would have begun and they could move forward.

"Damn it, how do I get up there?" Li Bai yelled helplessly at the bottom of the pit.

"Someone..." Wang An roared.

The entire army of 3,000 light cavalry was on alert, forming a line along the bottom of the pit, holding spears.

Li Jing dismounted and saw that there was nothing at the bottom of the pit except Li Bai. He was shocked: "Wang An, was he the one who dug this pit? He is Ye Xing? The god of the Tang Dynasty?"

As he spoke, Li Jing fell to his knees.

Wang An's hands were shaking so much that he couldn't even hold the spear. "Three thousand light cavalry, listen to my orders. Dismount and kneel."

With a clatter and a plop, the three thousand light cavalry, including Li Jing, knelt down collectively and shouted in unison.

"God is above, and glory shall come to the Tang Dynasty."

Li Bai was a little embarrassed at the bottom of the pit: "Well, don't worship yet, pull the god out of the pit first?"