Painless motherhood, I'm going crazy in the entertainment industry
Chapter 69 Are You Here to Make Me Laugh?
The barrage exploded:
[This is my first time watching this show. Is this show always this real? ]
[What's going on? ? I don't think Ning Xingluo is acting. How can her acting be that good?]
[Is sweetheart injured?! Where are the people from the program team? ]
Old audiences comfort new audiences:
[Why panic? It's all acting]
[Why are the audience so startled in this episode? The injuries were acted, the expressions were acted, maybe even the sea was synthetic]
Some people also suffered from stupidity and couldn't help but curse:
[A bunch of idiots, if there is really a problem, then who is holding the camera and broadcasting live in the video you see? ]
Of course the guests were fine.
Officially entering the survival challenge, most of the staff evacuated, leaving only a few photographers, and each guest also had a GoPro strapped to their body.
Of course, this is only what the audience sees. In fact, the places that the camera cannot reach are full of staff, and there are several doctors providing logistical support.
So Ning Xingluo wasn’t actually that scared. The expression on his face couldn’t be said to be 100%, but 99% of it was acting.
Tian Peiruo was not really injured, she just put some makeup on her arm. Everything was done to deepen the audience's sense of immersion.
So far, the effect is good and many viewers have been deceived.
……
Ran Junming asked according to the script he had just received: "Where are we now?"
"I don't know. Should I look around first to see if there's anyone nearby?"
Team: "Let's send a signal first. Then we will split into two teams and look for people from two directions to save time. Pay attention to whether there are water sources on the road, and don't touch plants you don't recognize."
They found a lot of big rocks on the beach, made a huge sos, and the team also built a bonfire.
He explained that when the fire was lit, it would emit black smoke, which would float very high and far, and if someone saw it, they could be rescued.
At this time, Tian Peiruo suddenly remembered that he was the anti-smoking ambassador of the banner province, and suddenly said: "Will this pollute the environment a bit?"
Team Fang: “…I didn’t order anything, I just said it.”
Their program has been running for so many episodes, and the production team already has a set of standard procedures.
For example, the venues they use are applied for in advance to ensure that public resources will not be wasted because of the distress signals they send out.
This behavior, which may cause environmental pollution, is only for demonstration.
Everyone knows this very well, so Tian Peiruo's behavior is really confusing.
Ning Xingluo saw that Tian Peiruo seemed to want to say something, and felt a little annoyed, so he said directly: "Stop wasting time, okay?" They were all tired and hungry now, so the important thing was to advance the process quickly.
Tian Peiruo choked, shut her mouth angrily, and secretly rolled her eyes.
Fortunately, Fang did not argue with her: "Everyone, please count your belongings and take them out for me to see."
In addition to the things arranged by the program team, each guest can also choose two things
Fang Tuan and Alex each brought a tent. Fang Tuan also brought an ordnance shovel, and Alex brought a paracord.
Xu Dao also took a parachute rope and a pot, and Lu Qiuyan took a windproof lighter and a compass.
Ran Junming brought a bar of chocolate and a pack of compressed biscuits.
Tian Peiruo was a little disgusted when she saw it: "How can this be enough for seven of us? It would be better to bring something useful."
Alex immediately said, "Chocolate can quickly replenish energy, it's a good choice. What did you bring?"
Tian Peiruo curled her lips and took out the two flashlights she brought with her, a little proudly: "No matter where we are, the flashlights will definitely come in handy!"
"Yes, the flashlight is very useful, but you don't seem to have brought the batteries." Ning Xingluo said softly behind her.
"What?" Tian Peiruo panicked for a moment and quickly tried to turn on the flashlight. Sure enough, neither of them lit up. There was no battery in them!
This is an old routine of the program team. For this kind of electrical appliances, the batteries must be taken out, and if you want to use them, you must use up two item quotas.
Fang Dui frowned and said bluntly: "You wasted both places."
Tian Peiruo's face turned pale and blue, and suddenly she turned her gun around and pointed at Ning Xingluo: "Then the things you brought are also very strange. Why would you need needles and thread here?"
Ning Xingluo was holding a small sewing kit and a pack of fishing line.
[I think Tian Peiruo has never watched this show]
[It's so annoying. She's the only one who makes a fool of herself and drags everyone down.]
[Why are you all calling us sweethearts? ? The things Ning Xingluo brought can’t be much better.]
[The clothes Ning Xingluo made last time became popular, so he has to sew clothes here too? What kind of new character is this, a tailor? ]
[I am speechless. Why are there so many idiots in this episode? Ning Xingluo and Tian Peiruo are here to make people laugh! ]
[Although it’s a show, it’s also real survival in the wild. These female stars don’t have any awareness at all! ]
But to the surprise of Tian Peiruo and some of the audience, Fang was very happy to see what Ning Xingluo had: "Great, now we can go fishing."
Alex also looked at Ning Xingluo with appreciation: "The most easily available food sources here are insects and fish. You have a lot of ideas."
Even Xu Dao said, "Yes, it can be done this way, why didn't I think of it!
The needle can be made into a fishhook, and I wanted to take the fishing line, but there was no fishhook among the items provided by the program team, so I didn’t take it. ”
Tian Peiruo's face became even uglier.
I wanted to bring down Ning Xingluo, but I ended up losing more than I gained.
[Fuck, I don't believe it, Ning Xingluo must be lucky]
[I don’t believe it either. She doesn’t seem to be such a smart person.]
……
After checking the belongings, they quickly explored the deserted island. There was no sign of human activity in the area that could be reached on foot within half an hour, but fortunately, they found a freshwater river.
It was almost dusk when we met again on the beach.
The team decided to set up camp near the beach, away from the jungle, eat something and drink some water to replenish their energy, and continue exploring until tomorrow morning.
They had not had any water since the beginning of the show. The water scooped from the stream was filtered and then boiled. Each person took a large leaf and used it as a cup temporarily to replenish water before working.
Fang Dui and Xu Dao quickly set up two tents, and Alex reinforced them with parachute ropes.
Then they divided the work among themselves.
Following the team's instructions, Ran Junming dug a circle of sand around the camp, then burned a small pile of dead branches at a distance, and spread out the remaining ashes after they were burned out.
At the same time, Lu Qiuyan and Tian Peiruo were picking up dead branches in the woods not far away, while Xu Dao and Alex were using the bamboo they found to make cups, bowls and chopsticks.
Ning Xingluo and Fang Duan went fishing in the river with the simple fishing rods and harpoons made by Fang Duan.
So far, everything has been going according to plan, and even seems a bit leisurely, like camping.
Ning Xingluo stared at the fishing line and thought boredly.
"what--!"
Suddenly, Tian Peiruo's sharp and piercing scream came from the distance.
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