Affection for Sidaogou during the Famine
Chapter 147: The Birds and Birds Affected by the Pond
He likes bold and bold children the most. He hates those who act cute and obedient in front of him but are unruly, willful, vicious and cruel!
"Oh, no, no, I have a chestache, I can't breathe, I feel weak all over.
Little girl, I am not in good health, I cannot stand stimulation, I cannot get angry…"
The old man rolled his eyes and decided to scare the fierce little girl to see how she would respond.
Han Zhaozhao smiled, "Grandpa, are you trying to say that you can't open your mouth, can't move your legs, can't breathe, and are about to faint, so you want to scam me?
Please look carefully, the ground is very dirty, and there are several piles of bird droppings. If you want to lie on the ground, I dare not help you. It will be so dirty to get covered in bird droppings!
If you want to scam me here, you won't be able to do that. Otherwise, please go forward about thirty steps. There are bluestone slabs there, which is clean and sanitary. Where can you go?"
The old man paused in his pretending to faint, then looked down and saw several puddings of chicken droppings! He couldn't tell whether it was bird droppings or chicken droppings, and he really couldn't fall down.
This girl is so mean! Let him walk thirty steps to find a clean stone slab to fall down. He is so far away, who can he scare?
Ouch, I can’t pretend to be dizzy anymore!
Look at the little girl's sly smile, she looks naughty. But don't not help him, but make him covered in poop, who can he complain to?
He pointed at Han Zhaozhao angrily, standing like a pine tree, "Well done, really well done. The old scoundrel can't beat the young scoundrel, you really turned the tables!"
Han Zhaozhao smiled and saluted: "Grandpa, thank you for letting me in!"
The old man was both amused and angry. He put his hands behind his back, turned around and walked away.
"I'm old! I can't even snatch a bird from a little girl!"
Han Zhaozhao chuckled and followed the old man proudly, taking steady steps and walking home with a clatter.
The old man looked back at her and said, "Little girl, you won, why are you still following me?
You're not going to follow me and pick up the bargains, are you? That's too much. Killing everyone is not human.
I haven't completed my task today. Don't push me too far. If you do, I will go to your house and lie down there and depend on you!
By then, maybe you will lose more than you gain, and I will have to provide for your old age."
Han Zhaozhao's eyes lit up, "Grandpa, if you really find my home, I will not only take care of you in your old age, but I will also be there for you until the end of your life.
I just want to let you know that there is a single old lady in my family. If you have a partner, you must make arrangements in advance.
Otherwise, you will either stay and marry into my family, or you will be branded as an old rogue and end up in jail eating free steamed bread."
With a wave of his hand, he threw all five sparrows he had picked up to the old man and said, "Here, that's enough for you to complete today's task, right? Go home after you've collected them. You're still chasing sparrows outside at such an old age. If you really fall, you'll be in trouble!" After saying that, he walked away with his head held high and his chest puffed out.
The old man held five sparrows in his arms. He was stunned for a moment and then laughed out loud: "You little bitch, you are just kidding me!
But I caught five sparrows at once, what a good move!" The old man took out a hemp rope from his pocket, strung the sparrows together, and carried them home.
He had to think about whether to grill it or fry it. When he reached the alley, he changed his steps and decided to go to the supply and marketing cooperative to buy a bottle of wine first.
Han Zhaozhao unlocked the door and pushed it open to enter the yard. Wow! There were more than a dozen sparrows in the yard.
Three of them were already lying on their backs, deader than death.
She was startled and quickly turned around to close the door.
He rushed into the yard and after a few steps, he collected the bird, which was so tired that it could not even stand, into the space.
"What a sin! How could they catch all the pigeons and quails? This is an innocent victim!
By the next National Day, won’t there be no peace doves released in Tiananmen Square? "
She walked into the house, entered the space, and quickly prepared water and food for the dozen or so birds.
It's so pitiful, this is such an unexpected disaster!
Han Zhaozhao, with starry eyes, picked up the little birds one by one and poured space water into their mouths.
She also didn't know whether these exhausted little birds could be rescued. She heard that the birds that had been tortured like this had no external injuries but died of ruptured internal organs!
She hoped that the three pigeons and two quails that were implicated could survive. To be honest, she wanted to eat pigeon eggs and quail eggs!
The next day, Han Zhaozhao ran to the street early in the morning. This time, she had a clear goal: to find pigeons and quails.
Inspired by the old man's behavior yesterday, she tilted her head up at a 45-degree angle, staring up at the sky, specifically looking for slightly larger birds.
After making a good target, he started chasing them down the street, running as fast as if they were being chased by the Japanese.
After running all day, Han Zhaozhao smiled when he entered his space to count at night.
Not bad, not bad, this method is a little clumsy, but it is feasible. She got a total of six pigeons and three quails.
I also used the dead sparrow I picked up to exchange it for two nests of pigeon eggs and one nest of quail eggs.
Today's citizens are more experienced and more brutal.
People not only hunt and kill birds, but also eradicate them completely by robbing bird nests everywhere.
In fact, many people cannot tell the difference between sparrow eggs, goose eggs, swallow eggs, turtledove eggs, pigeon eggs... these different eggs.
Many bird eggs and bird nests were destroyed indiscriminately, causing great harm to the entire bird population!
Han Zhaozhao couldn't help but sigh when he thought of the scene he saw on the street today.
Three or four tractors and cars drove by, with their back loads filled with bird carcasses, not just sparrows, but birds of many species mixed in.
This is the day's results collected from every street!
The sparrow-killing campaign in the capital lasted for three days. During these three days, all factories stopped production, all schools suspended classes, and the entire population participated in the campaign.
According to later newspaper reports, the people of the capital killed 400,000 sparrows in just three days!
During these three crazy days, Han Zhaozhao didn't kill any birds. She just ran around everywhere picking up leftovers. She alone handed in 26 sparrows.
Xiao Sanzi and Niu Xiaomin handed in even more, basically twice as much as she did.
This was the result of Han Zhaozhao asking them to conserve their energy and go out of the city at night to secretly catch scorpions to earn some private money.
The neighbors in other courtyards in the alley had achieved much more than them. They wore strings of gold around their necks and carried them back, just like the Hada presented to distinguished guests in later generations, or like the ribbon medals presented to heroes.
Everyone feels like a victorious battle hero returning from battle!
However, they did not compete with others. They knew their own business. In just three nights, they had caught more than ten kilograms of scorpions.
They sell once every morning, and according to the account book, their collective income has reached more than one hundred yuan.
The first time Xiaolian went to the suburbs to photograph scorpions, she was shocked. Under the illumination of the purple light, the scorpions all over the mountains and fields were as transparent as starlight and gems. They were all money, all money!
The nationwide sparrow-catching campaign has ended, factories have resumed operations, and schools have reopened, but the streets’ “four pests eradication” campaign is still going on.
But it’s not that crazy anymore and people’s lives are gradually returning to normal.
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