Unlimited balance at the start: Mysterious daughter, she is beautiful and cool

(The words in brackets do not count towards the word count of this chapter. Before reading this chapter, you can search online for the skit "Eighty-one Difficulties" by the team Shi Shang Wu Nan Shi. I personally think it is a rare and exquisite skit in recent years.)

When the host walked onto the stage, the comments were filled with exclamations.

These hosts are a pair of gold medal hosts who worked at CCTV for 20 years and retired two years ago. They have hosted at least 10 Spring Festival Galas and can be said to be the memory of a generation.

Therefore, as soon as the two came on stage, there was a burst of exclamations from the audience and in the comments.

Hot searches were also arranged one after another.

After various opening remarks and congratulatory speeches, a group dance followed.

The performers were 12 girls wearing ancient-style dresses. They performed a traditional dance that was very suitable for this year's zodiac sign. Animal-themed dances have always tested the dancers' appeal. The skirts of these performing girls fluttered like flowers blooming in the air. Their dancing moves were sometimes as light as flying swallows, and sometimes as majestic and heavy, like a sharpened knife.

This is a very traditional and conventional dance, but it gave people a great visual feast. Plus, it was just the opening, so Tang An Ning and others applauded and cheered in the barrage.

Here comes another song.

The singers are a pair of young singers who have become very popular in recent years. They also brought new songs. The gentle and soothing songs made the listeners feel relaxed and happy.

After the singing, the traditional crosstalk show will begin.

As soon as the two crosstalk performers came on stage, there was silence in the barrage, and then it became noisy.

[Oh my god! Isn’t this the young crosstalk artist who has been very popular in recent years! ]

[It’s these two! I love both of their shows! I watch almost every show live! ]

[The books they wrote are very interesting! Hahaha, I can't help laughing when I see them! ]

[By the way, they won’t be on the Spring Festival Gala? I thought I could see them both on the Spring Festival Gala! ]

[Didn’t you look at the program list for this year’s Spring Festival Gala? They weren’t there.]

[They are very popular this year, so they should have been on stage once. Why haven't they been on stage yet? ]

[You don't even think about it. It's fine to perform the script in a theater, but can it be performed on the Spring Festival Gala? Do you think the Spring Festival Gala today is the same as the Spring Festival Gala back then? ]

[Why can't they go on stage? I feel their scripts are much more interesting than the scripts of the crosstalk performers on the Spring Festival Gala.]

[Why else? Their scripts basically combine current hot topics to satirize reality. They have little educational significance and are not harmonious and complete enough.]

[? ? Is it because of this that I can't go up? ]

[What else? In recent years, all the crosstalk performers who have performed on the Spring Festival Gala have been criticized many times, but in their usual performances, which of these crosstalk performers' scripts are not good or interesting? Tsk tsk tsk]

【That's true. 】

The two crosstalk actors gave a very interesting performance, which made Tang Anning and others laugh so hard and the barrage of comments kept praising them.

[To be honest, this script has a good idea, the lines and actions are well written, and the skills of both the funny and the supporting roles are not bad, tsk]

[To be honest, these two crosstalk artists are actually inferior to the two crosstalk artists whose programs are currently being broadcast on the Spring Festival Gala in terms of fame and skills. Please don’t criticize me. After all, the two crosstalk artists on the Spring Festival Gala are older and have higher status. But in terms of the programs alone, the crosstalk here is better than the crosstalk on the Spring Festival Gala…]

[This is the truth... I really want to complain about what kind of script these two great crosstalk performers are performing]

After the show, there will be a creative performance show.

Countless acrobats used their bodies as lines on red paper and took advantage of the special refraction function of the big screen to perform various window paper-cuts for everyone. Adding original pure music, a performance full of the flavor of the New Year was presented to everyone.

Next is a skit.

When the skit began, several people in the audience couldn't help but exclaim in low voices, and some people in the barrage of comments started to name these people.

These people are a small team of a skit variety show that has been very popular in the past two years. The team has performed many sketches that have made people applaud. Some of them are funny, some are profound, some are sad, and some are terrifying. They have all performed them.

The script does not force values, does not preach, and does not involve "let's make dumplings together".

The theme of the skit is the well-known Journey to the West. The master and his disciples went through eighty difficulties and arrived at the gate of the Leiyin Temple, but they were stuck at the 81st difficulty.

Monk Sha proposed that in order to successfully overcome the eighty-one difficulties, one of their three brothers should be selected to become a monster to capture the master, which led to a series of hilarious stories and various small competitions among the brothers.

Then Tang Monk appeared halfway through and the truth was revealed. It turned out that Tang Monk was not Tang Monk, but "Sui Monk" Sui Sanzang. He had experienced nine reincarnations and still had not obtained the true scriptures. In each life, he only survived eighty difficulties. His fellow disciples also went through more than seven hundred difficulties with him and were already fed up with it.

Under the scheming of the master and his two disciples, Monk Sha almost became a monster and killed his master, but Monk Sha was still unable to bring himself to kill his master. In the end, he put down his butcher knife and became a Buddha on the spot.

I thought this was the end, but it turns out that the three masters and apprentices already knew that each of them either had a background or strength, and only Monk Sha had neither strength nor background. There were only so many places to become a Buddha in each life, and if they wanted Monk Sha to become a Buddha, they could only use this method to make him become a Buddha.

The phrase “A good man is often taken advantage of (not a typo)” that runs throughout the scene was corrected by Tang Seng to “A good man should not be bullied.”

The brothers reincarnated and practiced again, and came to the Quicksand River again. They thought there would be no monsters this time, but they didn't expect that Monk Sha was still waiting there, waiting for the arrival of Tang Monk and his disciples.

This script has both funny and tear-jerking moments, and it educates people without making them feel disgusted. It can be said to be an excellent script that ranks among the top in all the skit shows in recent years.

After the show ended, Tang Anning and others were amazed and applauded.

People in the barrage were also cheering for the show, thinking that it was excellent and exciting.

[Ahhh, I was really moved. When we finally arrived at the Quicksand River and saw Sha Seng appear, my eyes really got teary! ]

[I was watching the live broadcast here, and my grandpa was playing the Spring Festival Gala on his phone. I turned on the loudspeaker, and when I turned back, my grandpa was already sitting next to me and had watched the entire show, and he kept saying how great it was.]

[My mom is the same! My mom doesn’t even listen to novels anymore, she comes to watch the live broadcast with me! ]

[Hahaha, Monk Sha is really interesting. After thinking about it, I think he really doesn’t have a real name!]

[My parents also sat next to me and watched. They kept saying that the skit was interesting. It felt like our family hadn’t talked about the Spring Festival Gala like this for a long time! ]