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Chapter 269 The elder sister who was kidnapped by morality decided to go crazy (16)
Xia Liwen pinched her nose and walked forward, watching the unidentified object extending from the door to Xia Long's room.
Xia Liye looked down, confirmed what it was, and immediately vomited.
Xia Liwen couldn't accept the thought of her father still pooping his pants at the age of 40, emotionally, mentally and physically.
Xia Liwen's stomach started to hurt as she was vomiting. She grabbed a pack of tissues and knocked on the door, "Grandma, open the door, open the door quickly, my stomach hurts, I can't bear it anymore."
In the end, Xia Liwen and Li Tao shared the toilet, with their buttocks facing each other, each occupying one end.
Then Lin Yue and her son also had stomachaches, so they could only hide in the room with plastic bags and solve the problem on the spot.
The stench was so bad that the families next door to the Xia family had to hide outside.
When the Xia family was letting off steam, they became completely famous in the neighborhood. The news that someone in the Xia family had pooped in their pants spread throughout the community.
For a long time afterwards, other people took detours when they saw the Xia family.
After taking a shower, Song Qingqing went out directly. She first went outside the community to buy a ballpoint pen, and then strolled around for a while. She also went to the toilet on purpose, and then found a place to sit and watch the moon.
At the Song family, Xia Yunmei was the first to have stomachache, followed by Song Jize. The two of them immediately filled the toilet.
Soon Song Xiangyang's stomach also started to hurt, and he shared a squat toilet with Song Jize.
Song Yiyi was not so lucky when she had a stomachache, because there was a toilet in the master bedroom and only one person could sit there.
"Mom, are you okay? My stomach hurts and I can't bear it anymore."
"My stomach hurts too. I can't get up. Ask your dad and the others."
Song Yiyi walked to another toilet with difficulty, "Dad, brother, my stomach hurts, are you guys okay? Come out quickly."
Song Jize yelled, "It's not healed, it won't heal, go ask mom."
Song Yiyi couldn't bear it anymore and could only go back to her room to get a plastic bag and solve the problem on the spot. Song Yiyi squatted in her room, feeling extremely embarrassed. Her face turned red and then blue, blue and then white, and then white and then purple.
Xia family.
Xia Long felt ashamed and thought that it was the food tonight that ruined him. He slapped Lin Yue and said, "How did you cook? The whole family has diarrhea. I've lost face today."
Lin Yue was not convinced and the two started fighting. "What does it have to do with me? I cook every day, so why is there nothing wrong? It's because the ingredients your sister and her friends bought are not fresh. If you have the guts, go find your sister instead of taking it out on me."
Xia Long called Xia Yunmei, and when the call was connected, he started to curse, "Xia Yunmei, tell me, where did you buy those ingredients? After the meal, our whole family had diarrhea, did you know that? We are almost fainting, and mom is still lying in bed and can't get up. Do you want to kill us?"
Xia Yunmei felt uncomfortable all over, and she felt even worse after being scolded. "I haven't even looked for you yet, but you came to me first. My whole family has diarrhea and we are almost fainting.
I almost pissed my pants. I bought the freshest ingredients from the market, there can't be a problem, it's my sister-in-law's cooking problem."
Lin Yue refused to accept and admitted it, saying it was a problem with the ingredients.
Then the two families started arguing and blaming each other. If the two families were face to face, they would probably fight.
Song Qingqing estimated the time and went back only when she felt that the smell in the house had almost dissipated.
Song Yiyi looked at Song Qingqing suddenly, his eyes narrowed slightly, thinking that there was something wrong with Song Qingqing, "Sister, where have you been? Why did you take so long to come back? Did you deliberately avoid us?"
"Do I need to report to you where I'm going? You're so controlling of everything and you even care about me?" You want to blame me? No way.
Song Xiangyang couldn't help but wonder, "Qingqing, where have you been? Why did you take so long to come back?"
"My ballpoint pen broke, so I went out to buy another one. When I was about to come back, I had a stomachache, so I went to the public toilet downstairs. My feet got numb from squatting, so I sat in the park downstairs until they recovered before coming back up."
Song Xiangyang breathed a sigh of relief: "..." It turns out Qingqing is the same as us. Then this matter has nothing to do with her, it must be related to the Xia family's cooking.
Song Xiangyang narrowed his eyes slightly: Fortunately, I am at home. If I were outside, there would be no toilet...
The scene was so beautiful that Song Xiangyang couldn’t even think about it: I will never let the Xia family go.
Song Xiangyang looked at Xia Yunmei, "Your brother and his friends are getting more and more outrageous. From now on, apart from giving your mother some money during the holidays, leave them alone. Fortunately, we are at home. If we were outside, we would be laughed at to death by others and would not be able to leave the house.
We spent a lot of money to buy so many vegetables, but they were reluctant to let them cook, and they even dared to teach them how to cook. "
"It shouldn't be. My mom and the others also have stomach problems."
"Who knows if it's true or not? From the tone of your brother, he wants us to take responsibility. You are usually so nice to them, but when something goes wrong, his first reaction is to blame us."
"I understand. Let's talk about it later." Xia Yunmei didn't want to argue when she was angry.
Song Qingqing: “…” It was boring. They didn’t even start a quarrel.
Song Qingqing turned around and went back to her room to sleep, ignoring the Song family.
When Song Qingqing got up the next day, she saw that the Song family members were walking awkwardly and had all changed into loose pants.
Song Qingqing thought about the sad things that happened recently, and the corners of her mouth did not curl up.
Song Jize felt uncomfortable when he saw that Song Qingqing was different from them, "Why doesn't your butt hurt?" It was obvious that everyone had diarrhea.
"It hurts, but I can bear it. Do I have to walk like you? When I go out, 100% of people will turn around to look at me. If you can't even bear this little pain, how can you achieve anything? What's the point of nodding? It hurts so much, but I can't lose face." Song Qingqing said with a righteous look on her face.
Song Jize walked with his head held high and chest puffed out as usual, but then every step he took was painful. After walking a few steps he couldn't bear it anymore and went straight back to his room and lay down.
Song Jize was thankful in his heart that he didn't have to go to school today.
Song Xiangyang and Xia Yunmei were not so lucky. They gritted their teeth and endured the pain to go to work. In order not to let others see it, they endured the pain for a whole day, and when they got home from get off work, they lay down on the bed and didn't move.
The twins were busy for half a month and couldn't even make a proper breakfast.
Song Yiyi looked pitiful: "Sister, we really don't have this talent, why don't you do it? Ji Ze and I already know we were wrong, we apologize to you, please forgive us." I've been acting for half a month, that's enough, if I have to get up early every day to make breakfast, I'm going crazy.
"Do you think I'm an idiot? You want me to work just by saying a few words of nonsense. Don't come to me within six years.
What kind of talent does it take to cook? It's obvious that you don't study hard. If you can't learn, then ask your mother to teach you step by step. If you can't learn in half a month, then one month, one month, two months, two months, one year. If you still can't learn after 6 years, then I won't ask you to cook."
“It would be a waste of food.”
"Can't you cook food now? Once it's cooked, you can eat it. If you eat it, it won't be wasted, right?"
The twins were incredulous: "You let us eat what we made?"
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