Awooo, there are little zombies today too.
Chapter 149 The lingering handsome zombie
After saying that, she restarted the car.
The night falls, as deep as splashed ink, and the wind is cold and biting.
Yu Qingyin drove the car, bumping along the snowy road, and finally arrived at Yuncheng in a thrilling manner. Because Yuncheng was covered by a defense system and was not covered by heavy snow, her driving became much smoother.
Yu Qingyin parked the car steadily in front of Aunt Li's shop. As soon as the car stopped, Ji Yanli woke up from his sleep. He stretched his muscles with a relaxed smile on his face, as if he was unaware of the bumps just now.
Yu Qingyin glanced at him and said in a joking tone: "You sleep so soundly, you really have confidence in me, aren't you afraid that I will accidentally drive the car off the cliff and we will die directly?"
Ji Yanli unbuckled his seat belt, turned around, and stared at her with a smile in his eyes.
"I'm not confident, but I know you won't put me in danger."
Yu Qingyin's eyes were flustered for a moment, she quickly looked away and spoke calmly.
"Don't learn Gu Qingyuan's tricks, he's so smooth-talking."
Ji Yanli withdrew his gaze, opened the car door, and a cold wind mixed with the growls of zombies blew towards him.
At Yu Qingyin's scolding, the zombies reluctantly stopped approaching.
His eyes were fixed on Ji Yanli, unwilling to move away even a little.
Aunt Li had already been standing at the door. Her figure looked particularly warm under the fluorescent light. She came forward enthusiastically.
"Qingyin girl, Qingyin's human boyfriend, come in quickly. You probably haven't eaten yet. You're cold and hungry. The store has the air conditioner on. Your uncle is making dinner for you."
Yu Qingyin and Ji Yanli followed Aunt Li into the store, but saw a corpse that Yu Qingyin was not expecting.
The handsome zombie was sitting on a chair, his smile looking particularly bright under the light.
"Xiao Yinyin, come quickly and sit next to me. Uncle's cooking is amazing. It's so delicious that I can't wait to eat my tongue with it."
The handsome zombie ignored Ji Yanli’s murderous gaze and patted the seat next to him enthusiastically.
Yu Qingyin gently let go of Ji Yanli's tightly clasped hand, instead held his wrist, and pulled him to sit down opposite the handsome zombie.
Ji Yanli curled his lips in satisfaction and shook Yu Qingyin's arm around him as if to show off, silently declaring his sovereignty to the handsome zombie.
The handsome zombie curled his lips in disdain, but then returned to his cynical look.
Yu Qingyin looked at the handsome zombie who had changed his outfit, frowned and asked, "Why are you here?"
The handsome zombie replied nonchalantly: "I sensed that Xiao Yinyin was coming here, so I came here in advance to wait for her. I didn't expect that I would actually see her."
However, as soon as he finished speaking, he was ruthlessly exposed by Aunt Li.
"What? This guy just got here and he killed the Zhang family's pig. I was kind enough to compensate him, so he is our shop's helper for a day. Don't mention it, with him here today, our shop's business is so much better. It's true that a good-looking person can get by anywhere."
The handsome zombie was exposed by the corpse, but he was not embarrassed. He said nonchalantly: "Auntie, please stop exposing my shortcomings. How about I come to your store to help tomorrow?" After saying that, he threw a coquettish glance at Aunt Li.
Aunt Li was so amused that she couldn't stop laughing.
The next second, he was hit on the back of his head by Uncle Li.
"Don't be so hotheaded, I'm warning you, don't even think about seducing my wife and trying to steal my girl."
Aunt Li was not to be outdone and slapped Uncle Li on the back of his head, "Old Li, what nonsense are you talking about? Am I the kind of person who would rather an old cow than a young girl?"
Uncle Li felt aggrieved after being beaten, and he quickly apologized and coaxed Aunt Li.
Yu Qingyin and Ji Yanli watched the interaction between the few people and were in a trance for a moment.
Aunt Li took a stool and sat down at the table and started talking about business.
"Okay, stop being so joking, Qingyin girl. We have already prepared what you want, but it's unrealistic for you to take it all away. After all, every household in our country still needs to eat something."
Yu Qingyin nodded, showing her understanding. "Of course, I won't take it all. We'll take whatever you give us, so that we can report to the base."
Aunt Li heard this and saw that Yu Qingyin was becoming more and more satisfied. "Thank you very much for your understanding, Qingyin. Well, it would be great if I had a daughter-in-law as considerate as you."
The handsome zombie immediately chimed in, "It would be nice if I had such a considerate wife."
Ji Yanli, who was on guard at the side, immediately asserted his sovereignty and grabbed Yu Qingyin's shoulder.
"I'm sorry, Qingyin is mine. We've already met her parents, and they agree. We're discussing when to get engaged."
As soon as Ji Yanli said this, Uncle Li's face suddenly fell. He snorted coldly and turned into the kitchen.
The handsome zombie continued shamelessly: "What's the big deal? Even if you are engaged now, you can't tell when you will get divorced. I can wait. Besides, if it's Xiao Yinyin, I don't mind being a mistress."
As soon as these words were spoken, Ji Yanli was so angry that lightning flashed in his hands. If Yu Qingyin had not comforted him in time, the handsome zombie would have died on the spot.
If looks could kill, the handsome zombie would have been chopped into pieces by now.
The handsome zombie seemed unaware of Ji Yanli's murderous gaze, and his pair of sparkling phoenix eyes stared at Yu Qingyin.
Yu Qingyin kicked him hard from under the table.
"You have to know your limits when joking. If you keep saying something irresponsible, I will make you live a life worse than death."
The handsome zombie then returned to his normal state, "Forget it, since Xiao Yinyin doesn't want to, I won't force you. But, Xiao Yinyin, if this guy ever makes you unhappy, remember that I will always wait for you, and I am always willing to be your male mistress."
After saying that, the handsome zombie looked at Ji Yanli provocatively with a cynical smile on his lips.
He was kicked on the foot again by Yu Qingyin, but the handsome zombie still spoke with a smile.
"It doesn't matter, Xiao Yinyin, you can kick me as many times as you want. In my opinion, it's all a testimony of love, right, Xiao Yinyin~" As long as it can annoy the two of them, it doesn't matter if I get kicked a few times.
How could Yu Qingyin not see through his little tricks? As long as he didn't do anything excessive, it was okay for him to show off his power over others. He was very strong and was a rare thug.
Before we knew it, the table was already filled with delicious food: spicy stir-fried veal, pork blood, beer duck, and stir-fried seasonal vegetables. Every dish was so delicious and mouth-watering.
Yu Qingyin took a bite and her eyes lit up immediately, "Uncle Li, your cooking skills are really amazing. It tastes better than the food made by the chefs I've eaten before."
Uncle Li couldn't stop smiling when he heard the praise.
Aunt Li also smiled and continued, "That's right, your uncle Li's cooking skills are well-known far and wide. No one who has eaten your uncle Li's dishes has ever said that they are not delicious, otherwise, I, your aunt Li, would never have married your uncle Li."
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