I traveled through ancient times to escape famine with my arch-rival, the movie star.
Chapter 1: One second of love, one second of punishment
In July, the heat is unbearable.
It was noon, and the heat in the bed was so intense that it made people numb, but the two people lying in it were frightened and broke out in cold sweats.
Shen Ying and Qi Yanchuan, who were facing each other sideways, sat up at the same time and looked at each other with disgust.
"You're wearing it too?"
"Why the hell are you here?"
The two spoke in unison, with an eerie sense of tacit understanding.
A few minutes ago, two sworn enemies in the entertainment industry, in order to create some pink bubbles on a dating variety show, endured their nausea and kept calling each other Miss Shen and Mr. Qi, using the tone of "sweetheart" and "baby".
As a result, the words against one's will were punished by God. The date was arranged to pick mushrooms in the mountains. During the filming, a mudslide occurred and the two were shaken down the hillside. At the same time, they grabbed the roots of the trees.
Qi Yanchuan asked Shen Ying to grab another tree and not to compete with him.
There was a tree next to Shen Ying, but her arms were not that long. Besides, who would dare to move at this critical moment? So she angrily scolded Qi Yanchuan: You fat man, be more self-conscious and move away first.
Qi Yanchuan was almost laughing at Shen Ying's anger. He was a grown man, 1.9 meters tall and weighing 160 kilograms, but Shen Ying called him fat.
The result was that neither of them was willing to change a tree, and the tree broke. The two of them closed their eyes and opened them again, and when they woke up, they found that their clothes had turned into ancient costumes.
Shen Ying, the hardworking actress who came from the slums, lost her fair skin that she had gained through hard work, and her newly manicured hands became short, bald, and fat.
Qi Yanchuan, the aloof and playful actor born into a wealthy family, had a body that was said to have explosive hormones, but it turned into a boiled chicken. His long, messy hair was in clumps after he hadn't washed it for who knows how long.
The other person's appearance was really bad, but they recognized each other immediately.
Blessed with the realization of the heart, it was worn.
When they found out that they had crossed over but had not received any memories, they both felt that something was not good. They must not be husband and wife!
"Tsk."
"unlucky."
After disliking each other, they put their clothes in order, got out of bed, and looked around at their surroundings.
Simple wooden furniture, paper windows, and a wooden bed that would be uncomfortable if you lie on it for too long. The furnishings and structure are reminiscent of the background of an ordinary family in a costume drama in a film or TV studio.
Shen Ying went to open the door and found that it could only be opened from the outside and the window was also sealed.
Qi Yanchuan opened the closet and found no clothes inside, and no personal belongings in the room.
There were only two people in the room, and neither of them was very willing to share their discoveries.
"The door is locked, that's not right."
Shen Ying had just played a vicious villain in a domestic drama not long ago, and she probably guessed what was going to happen next: "I suspect someone is going to show up and catch the adulterer soon."
Qi Yanchuan pointed at the empty closet, which was empty of clothes. "It's obvious that a man and a woman are alone in the same room, with no signs of life."
Shen Ying took a deep breath: "What should I do now? I don't want to be tied to you for the rest of my life."
"Each each other."
As expected, while the movie queen and movie actor were disdainful of each other, hurried footsteps were heard outside, and a delicate voice kept urging everyone to speed up.
"It's here. I really heard a strange sound."
"The world is in chaos now, don't let thieves get in."
"Don't worry, mother. I brought a stick with me. I can't beat the thief who stole the food to death."
Shen Ying and Qi Yanchuan frowned at the same time. There was more than one person coming, both men and women.
"Hide quickly!"
Shen Ying took the lead in pushing Qi Yanchuan.
It was obvious from the outside that the person was up to no good. This was definitely the scene of "catching an adulterer" that I had guessed.
In ancient times, it was a serious matter for a woman to have her reputation damaged.
She doesn't want to die a second time!
Although Qi Yanchuan was unhappy about being pushed around, he was also unwilling to be tied to such a utilitarian woman.
He quickly got down to pick up his clothes, but even such a simple action made him dizzy and he almost fell to the ground.
This body is simply sickly.
Just as I put on my white inner garment, the door was pushed open.
"Ah, cousin, why is it you! Why are you here? Who is that on the bed?!"
The pretty girl covered her mouth with her hands, her eyes quickly filling with tears.
"How could you do this?"
Qi Yanchuan took another look at the girl, and disgust immediately appeared in the girl's eyes.
"Cousin, I originally thought you really came to our house to deliver food, and we even slaughtered a pig to wait for you... I didn't expect you to come..."
Before Qi Yanchuan could reply, a woman beside the girl immediately spoke up, "You shameless Qi Yanchuan, you are marrying our Jinlian, and yet you dare to do such a dirty thing in our Xu Mansion.
I want to see which despicable person made you disregard the friendship between our two families—" The woman had already lifted the quilt while speaking.
Qi Yanchuan stretched out his hand to stop them, but Shen Ying hadn't put on her clothes properly, and the two women in ancient costumes were followed by two men...
Although he and Shen Ying were sworn enemies, he was unwilling to see her suffer such humiliation.
"Where's the person?" The woman who lifted the quilt screamed, "Where's the pig-killing woman?"
There was a flash of surprise in Qi Yanchuan's eyes. Shen Ying, who had just urged him to find a place to hide, was gone?
Although he was also very curious about where Shen Ying was hiding, his instinct as an actor still made him look distressed.
"I was just sleepy and wanted to rest my feet in a room. Why are you yelling and cursing? There was no one else on the bed. And who is the pig-killing woman?"
Xu Jinlian took two steps forward in disbelief and looked around. "No."
How could it not be?
She had clearly deliberately given that vulgar butcher girl some snacks with ingredients in them, which were enough to drug a grown man.
Also, why can Qi Yanchuan stand well.
He had caught a cold from the rain just now and was almost delirious with fever. He didn't know east from west, south from north. How could he possibly stand here and argue clearly?
"Cousin, are you guys doing this..."
Qi Yanchuan narrowed his eyes, carefully trying to figure out the other person's micro-expressions, not forgetting to show a little sadness.
Seeing that the dull and clumsy Qi Yanchuan seemed to have noticed something, Xu Jinlian's mother, Ge, immediately interrupted Qi Yanchuan's guess.
"Okay, you've delivered all the food, so hurry back before the rain stops. If you're late you won't be able to get out of the city."
Qi Yanchuan was just about to leave this place of trouble. When he picked up his coat on the ground, he found a pair of women's shoes. His heart skipped a beat, but he didn't show it on his face. He wrapped the shoes in his coat and wrapped them up together.
Then he looked at the others and said, "I'm going to get dressed, do you want to stay?"
Xu Jinlian looked around desperately, but this was a room she had chosen specially. The area under the bed was clearly visible, and there was no place to hide around. Even the windows were nailed shut from the outside!
Mrs. Ge pouted. "What nonsense are you talking about? Who wants to see a country bumpkin like you?"
"Mom, let's go."
Xu Jinlian's plan failed, so she quickly grabbed her mother to stop her from uttering dirty words.
"Cousin, it seems my mother was wrong. Don't mind it. By the way, it's getting dark. You should leave the city quickly."
Now, Xu Jinlian just wanted to find the pig-killing girl as soon as possible, lest her plan fail and she die somewhere, causing new troubles for the Xu family.
Ge rolled her eyes and left, followed by the others. Before leaving, no one closed the door for Qi Yanchuan, as if it didn't matter to them how embarrassed he looked since he was only wearing an undershirt.
Judging from the fact that he kept calling me cousin, he must be a relative, but he is being ignored to this extent.
Qi Yanchuan's thoughts turned, he raised his hand to close the door, and whispered to the empty room: "Are you still there?"
"Queen Shen? Shen Ying?"
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