My daily life in Teyvat as a demon

"Gui Zhong, this is for you." Gui Zhong kept his head down along the way, and Qing Chen didn't know how to start the conversation. He took out the prepared bouquet of flowers and handed it to Gui Zhong.

Gui Zhong was silent for a moment, took the bouquet, and snorted, "You are thoughtful."

Qingchen smiled awkwardly, "By the way, your sleeves aren't so long that they cover your hands." Qingchen pinched Guizhong's little hand and asked.

"It's more convenient to travel in the mortal world this way." Gui Zhong responded.

"Oh, like this."

“…” Another silence.

Just as Qingchen was desperately trying to find a topic to talk about, he felt Guizhong's body trembling a little. He stopped, bent down and looked at Guizhong's face, only to see that her face was covered with tears.

Qingchen panicked all of a sudden, "What's wrong, Guizhong? Did I do anything to make you unhappy? Don't cry, I'm most afraid of you crying..."

"Before you fell asleep, you said to me that you were afraid I would cry."

"Ok?"

"I miss you!" Gui Zhong finally couldn't suppress his longing and cried out, "I thought you would never come back! Since I woke up, you haven't made any movement for hundreds of years! Do you know how scared I am?"

"I'm sorry..." Qingchen's expression was complicated. No matter what, it was a fact that she was worried. "I should have come to you as soon as possible."

Gui Zhong shook her head, clutching Qing Chen's clothes tightly with both hands, sobbing, "You don't have to say sorry, I should be the one to say sorry. I'm sorry, I'm useless, I'm the one who held you back, and I'm the one who caused you to be badly injured. I dare not think about it, if I was attacked again while I was asleep, with the talisman on my back, I might be fine, but how would you be hurt? I'm sorry, I made you worry so much, I'm sorry!" She couldn't stop crying, she didn't dare to think about what she should do if Qing Chen was really dead.

Qingchen hugged Guizhong lovingly and patted her back gently. Guizhong blamed herself for being powerless in the face of death during the war with demons.

"Kiss me." Gui finally raised his head, his tears soaking his collar, and said again, "Kiss me."

Qingchen approached her tenderly, and they kissed passionately. Guizhong collapsed and hooked her arms around Qingchen's neck. Qingchen hugged Guizhong's soft body. As time went by, his hands gradually became dishonest and reached directly into her clothes, touching Guizhong's delicate skin and stroking it gently. Guizhong's body trembled, her eyes were blurred, but she did not refuse and responded enthusiastically. Finally, Qingchen directly overwhelmed Guizhong and let her lie on the grass. Looking at Guizhong's blushing face and passionate watery eyes, he felt a surge of evil fire in his abdomen. He lowered his head again, starting from the forehead, kissing the skin inch by inch, forehead, corners of the eyes, cheeks, lips, and then neck. When he was about to go down, Qingchen bit the tip of his tongue and forcibly stopped the evil thoughts. After all, although the barrier was set up and no one could see or hear, it was not the time to do such a thing, and it was not the right place.

Gui Zhong breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Qing Chen stop, but he felt a little regretful in his heart. He gritted his teeth and hugged him again, which scared Qing Chen.

"My dear, you are not really going to do such a thing, are you?"

"Is it not possible?" Gui finally suppressed her shyness and glared at him.

The shocking words stunned Qingchen. He remembered that it was not like this before Gui Zhong. Would she be depressed for hundreds of years?

Seeing Qingchen's thoughts, Guizhong pouted and said, "I just... missed you..."

This act of coquetry made Qingchen's bones soften, and he smiled bitterly, "Then let's talk about it tonight, we still have to go to Jueyunjian."

"Okay... okay." Gui Zhong blushed and reluctantly agreed to Qing Chen's request. The two continued on their way, but Gui Zhong would occasionally suddenly say that her feet hurt and asked Qing Chen to hold her. Qing Chen could only secretly complain (satisfied), "What a annoying little goblin."

Jueyunjian is a place for immortals, and mortals rarely enter. Qingchen originally wanted to invite them out one by one, but it felt a bit troublesome. He didn't have enough time to go through them all, after all, he still had to go to Wangshu Inn. So Qingchen smiled and took out his special explosives. It still had that characteristic, not very powerful but very loud. Whether it was the caves in the barrier or the ones on the mountains, explosives were buried at the door to ensure that only the door would be blown up, not the mountain. What's interesting is that Lishui Dieshan, Xueyue Zhuyang, and Yixiao Daotian Zhenjun, who survived because of the backup plan he left behind, gathered together to drink. Wow, they were all caught in one fell swoop. Qingchen deliberately buried more explosives.

Gui Zhong followed Qing Chen all the time and did not stop him. Just kidding, it is normal to set off a few firecrackers to celebrate Qing Chen's return, right? Not only did he not stop him, but after making sure there were no mortals nearby, Gui Zhong also used his ability to raise dust to ensure that the immortals could not see the road clearly after they came out. Although it was not kind, he could only apologize silently, as long as Qing Chen was happy.

The immortals were busy with their own things in the cave. Suddenly, they heard a loud bang outside the cave, and then the stone door collapsed. They were furious. When they went out, the dust covered their eyes. Then they felt a pain in their foreheads, and their eyes went black. Then they were knocked unconscious by Qingchen.

It cannot be blamed on the immortal being weak. It can only be said that Qingchen’s ability to hide his aura was too strong, so he was not discovered at all and was knocked down with a heavy stick.

Qingchen flew back and forth quickly, and those who he didn't have time to stun were trapped by setting up formations in advance, and then knocked down by him when he arrived.

The dust settled. Fortunately, there was no village nearby, otherwise I would have thought that the immortal was angry and the dust was filling the sky.

Qingchen threw all the immortals onto Mount Ao Zang, and the yin and yang transformed, and he directly sprayed out several large water columns, quite like the style of the Water Dragon King, and sprayed them directly onto several birds and deer.

With this spray, the immortals who had just fainted woke up again. They felt dizzy and when they woke up, they saw Qingchen and Guizhong standing in front of them, looking at them with smiles.

"Fuck!" The immortals were stunned at first, then suddenly burst into swearing, with surprise and joy surging in their hearts. Before they could say anything, Qingchen sprayed them again.

Now the immortals finally realized that the Immortal King had returned, but now they were not very happy.

A few immortals wanted to resist, but under Qingchen's gentle persuasion (suppression), they lay back on the ground with a look of despair on their faces.

After having enough fun, Qingchen pretended to be shocked, "What are you doing, my old friends? My return has made you burst into tears, and your hair is soaked with tears. You actually miss me so much, I am so touched!"

"???" Shame on you? The immortals were all questioning. It was the first time they heard someone crying. Master Liuyunjiefeng glared at Qingchen. Not only did he knock her out, he also destroyed the door of her cave and sprayed water all over the floor at the entrance of her residence. It was simply too much! In short, everyone's joy at Qingchen's return was gone.

"Am I wrong? Aren't you excited?" Qingchen looked innocent.

He looked at Master Liuyun Jiefeng, "Liuyun, aren't you moved? I think you are just a tsundere. You are obviously very excited. I will take you to Ganyu now and let her see if you are excited or not."

Shrimp and pork heart! Liu Yun's face turned black. "I am naturally happy that the Immortal Lord has returned. Gan Yu is busy, so I don't think we need to look for her." Liu Yun said that this was not called cowardice, but following her heart. If her apprentice saw her like this, how could she hold her head up in front of his disciples in the future!

"What about you?" Qingchen looked at the other immortals kindly.

The immortals had mixed feelings and expressed their joy at the return of the Immortal King.

"That's good. I thought I would be disliked. Just like that, let's borrow this place for a gathering tonight. Most of the immortals will come. I'm going to Wangshu Inn. See you later." Qingchen waved her hand and left with Guizhong. Before leaving, Guizhong clasped her hands together and apologized a little, although she seemed very happy.

After the two left, the immortals stood up in dismay, looked at each other, and sighed. Should they be happy or sad? Liu Yun even cursed angrily. Really, you still want to borrow this place? Alas, life will be unstable again, but it's not bad.

"You refuse to settle down as soon as you come back." Gui Zhong patted Qing Chen's head, feeling helpless.

"Those guys hide in their little houses every day. It's time for them to be pulled out long ago. I'm helping them review their previous lively lives." Qingchen said proudly.

"Forget it, as long as you are happy." Gui Zhong could only respond lovingly. Speaking of Qing Chen's past, it was really nothing. As for the immortals, they didn't dare to transform into beasts before. Every deer was caught by Qing Chen's horns and ridden, and every crane was shot by him with ordinary bows and arrows. The damage was not great, but the insult was very strong. Today he blew up that person's mechanism, tomorrow he stole the person's privately stored good tea to make tea eggs, and the day after tomorrow he might be in a bad mood again, so he would pull an immortal out for a sparring (torture). Once, because Yi Xiao Dao Tian Zhen Jun showed off his pair of horns to him, he was tied up with a rope by Qing Chen and ridden for a whole day! However, although he likes to play pranks, he can control his behavior on weekdays. For example, when he cooks sometimes, if there are immortals transformed from immortal birds eating, unless the other party really doesn't care, he will never deliberately use poultry as ingredients in the meal that day. If someone needs help, he generally won't refuse. Because of this, the immortals really love and hate this immortal.

As for her, Guizhong looked at him tenderly. When Qingchen was pursuing her, he cooked for her, played some music she had never heard of, and introduced her to new and interesting things she had never seen before. He was so gentle that he didn't dare to play pranks on her, for fear that she would not like it. After they established a relationship, he only occasionally made small jokes and teased her. Once Guizhong showed a little dissatisfaction, he immediately admitted his mistake.

That's why I like you. Guizhong thought about it and hugged Qingchen a little tighter.

Qing Chen felt the force exerted by the person in his arms and smiled, "I have to speed up!" Then he whooshed and rushed into the sky at an extremely fast speed, causing Gui Zhong to exclaim and giggle.

When they arrived near Wangshu Inn, Qingchen didn't dare to do anything weird, after all, there were a lot of people here, so Qingchen shouted down from high in the sky: "Fushe, guess who I am?"

People near the inn looked up at the sky in confusion, but didn't see anything. They just thought someone was looking for someone somewhere and ignored it.

People didn't care, but the Yakshas living here couldn't sit still. Somewhere, Fushe was pulling Mi Nu to try on clothes, and Jinpeng was eating almond tofu in the inn. When the three Yakshas heard the sound, they immediately stopped what they were doing. Fushe rushed out of the inn with the clothes. Of course, no one found him. As for Fanan and Yingda, they were taking a nap.

"Master Immortal, it's really you!" After landing on the ground, several Yakshas knelt on one knee, and Fushe's eyes were red with excitement. If the Emperor saved them, gave them names, and opened a new chapter in their lives, then the Immortal was the one who gave them a second life.

Since the demon gods have been dying, resentment has been growing. After the war, the Yakshas took on the mission of clearing the demons from the earth. Over time, they were tainted with resentment and carried with them karma. Some Yakshas often became possessed. Before Qingchen fell asleep, he left five pills and several puppets in Zhongli's hand, asking Zhongli to give each of the five Yakshas a pill. The Yakshas didn't think the medicine was any good when they took it, until they were tainted with resentment. Then they realized the difference. The growth rate of their karma was much lower than that of other Yakshas, ​​and their resentment was constantly diminishing, which successfully allowed them to maintain their normal sanity. This was the effect of the pill.

As for those puppets, Qingchen attached a wisp of consciousness to them and asked Morax to deploy them near the Layered Rock Abyss in advance. When Fushe went deep into the layered rock in history, the attached consciousness would activate the puppets to prevent the monsters from leaving the Layered Rock Abyss. Correspondingly, Fushe would also be prevented by Morax from entering the Layered Rock Abyss.

It is easier said than done. How to keep the puppet's consciousness for thousands of years and activate it at the right time took Qingchen a lot of effort at the beginning.

In short, for these people, in their hearts, the status of the Immortal King is definitely not lower than that of the Emperor.

"What are you doing?" Qing Chen pulled them up. "You are my friends and heroes of the people of Liyue. You should not die in the war. It is my duty to leave a backup to help you." Although he had expected this, he was still relieved to see that several Yakshas actually survived.

"My Lord..." Fu She was almost crying, and almost hugged Qing Chen with her four hands, but only gave up after Qing Chen looked at her with disdain. Mi Nu and Jin Peng were silent on the side, but their eyes were full of excitement.

"Where are Fanan and Yingda?" Qingchen was a little confused. It didn't make sense. They would definitely come out as soon as they heard his voice, but he didn't even see their shadows. He could only sense that their breath was still in the inn.

"They are sleeping. They read light novels all night yesterday." Fushe was the first to answer. "Yes, they didn't even welcome the Immortal Lord when he came back. That's so abominable. The Immortal Lord must punish them severely!" Mi Nu took the initiative to add fuel to the fire.

Jin Peng, also known as Xiao, looked at the two of them silently. What kind of personality does the Immortal King have for these two idiots? He will probably put a sack around Yingda and Fanan and take them out. Then he will punish them for not coming to greet him because they stayed up all night reading novels. In the end, he will tell them that it was Fushe and Mi Nu who reported them.

As someone who always speculated on the deeper meaning of the two adults' actions, Xiao knew the Immortal King's behavior very clearly. To put it simply, he was evil and sometimes a little shameless.

As expected, upon hearing this, Qingchen took out a sack used by immortals and sneaked into Wangshu Inn. He first let Guizhong enter the two people's room to make sure that they were all wearing clothes. Then Qingchen flashed and directly trapped them, and then flashed again and ran out of the inn.

The two Yakshas who were sleeping soundly suddenly woke up, opened their eyes, and were stunned by the darkness. Then they struggled violently. The bag in Qingchen's hand kept shaking but it didn't break. Thinking about how many immortals had been trapped in this bag in the past, it would be strange if they could break it.

However, Qingchen didn't do much. He waited outside for a while and then opened the bag.

Seeing that someone had spoken, the two Yakshas immediately mobilized their strength and rushed out, and Fanan even transformed into sharp claws.

Qingchen blocked their attacks and held down the two Yakshas like chickens. Now Yingda and Fanan saw Qingchen's appearance clearly and their bodies froze. Tears welled up in their eyes in an instant. They shouted "Immortal Lord" and hugged Qingchen's thighs and started crying, making Qingchen feel both amused and helpless.

Guizhong was still a little jealous and pushed them a few times. Yingda stopped after being pushed a few times, but Fanan was finally able to stand up after being picked up by Guizhong.

Fanan's little thoughts were finally clear to him. He snorted angrily and needed Qingchen to comfort him.

What happened next did go as Xiao expected. Qingchen asked Fanan and Yingda why they didn't come to pick him up. They replied that they had fought with the evil spirits all night. Then Qingchen confiscated Fanan and Yingda's novels, which made them cry. What happened next proved that Xiao still underestimated Qingchen's dark side.

"They told me about you guys reading novels." Qingchen pointed at the three people watching the fun with a serious face. Yingda and Fanan immediately glared at them.

elf:"???"

There must be some hidden meaning behind what the Immortal Lord did.